Sports media has become the ultimate bubble echo chamber. 24 hours a day 7 days a week of non stop analysis requires a lot of outrage and issues and there just aren't that many to go around. So when something comes up it has to be beaten beyond all recognition before the first day is up.
News in general is desperate to get our attention and keep it. Local CBS news at 5 AM this morning had a promo Stay tuned to CBS2LA for continuing coverage on the Ray Rice suspension. Really? I figured I better keep the TV on all day just in case.
"Ray Rice is still suspended"
Chevy Chase and SNL were prophets. Franco is still dead, film at 11.
So the media fucktards sit around wondering how the Ravens can possibly prepare to play a football game with so much hot fucking air being expended by people that no one is watching. Paul George is living proof that our highly paid role model athletes are doing hookers and blow, not watching the outrage of the week on Sportscenter Special Report.
Its only a distraction if you watch and give a shit about what these fucking morons are blathering about. They don't. Stay tuned for continued coverage of what the athletes you admire think about you. They don't.
They beat their wives and drive drunk and smoke weed and talk shit for the same reason you would. Because they can. And they usually do get away with it.
Beating up on Ray Rice got as one sided as Ray beating on his wife so Roger Goddell was next. Bill Simmons is cumming on his own face with heated rhetoric and self righteous bullshit about how all would be well on earth if only Goodell was fired. Olberman and his 10 viewers are in a witch hunt frenzy of self asphyxiation masturbation pounding poor old Roger as they burn him at the stake.
Joe from Des Moines, a long time listener and first time caller, is all over the radio saying that he just can't watch NFL football as long as Goodell is still there. Joe didn't even know who Goodell was and Joe will be drunk as usual at 10 AM this Sunday watching Jacksonville play Cleveland for last place and then Joe will smack the little lady around a bit but feel better because he told that fucking Goodell and thing or two.
Breaking news, the NFL will just hire another Goodell and you'll still be sitting next to Joe on his coach on Sunday morning exchanging handies.
Can't wait to see what we need to be outraged about next week. Should be good. After this week I think Ray Rice should be allowed to play and Roger Goodell should be President of the USA. The more these ass clowns spout their bullshit the more I want to go the opposite way as fast and far as possible.
If you ever wondered how witches got burned at the stake now you know.
Sports media has become the ultimate bubble echo chamber. 24 hours a day 7 days a week of non stop analysis requires a lot of outrage and issues and there just aren't that many to go around. So when something comes up it has to be beaten beyond all recognition before the first day is up.
News in general is desperate to get our attention and keep it. Local CBS news at 5 AM this morning had a promo Stay tuned to CBS2LA for continuing coverage on the Ray Rice suspension. Really? I figured I better keep the TV on all day just in case.
"Ray Rice is still suspended"
Chevy Chase and SNL were prophets. Franco is still dead, film at 11.
So the media fucktards sit around wondering how the Ravens can possibly prepare to play a football game with so much hot fucking air being expended by people that no one is watching. Paul George is living proof that our highly paid role model athletes are doing hookers and blow, not watching the outrage of the week on Sportscenter Special Report.
Its only a distraction if you watch and give a shit about what these fucking morons are blathering about. They don't. Stay tuned for continued coverage of what the athletes you admire think about you. They don't.
They beat their wives and drive drunk and smoke weed and talk shit for the same reason you would. Because they can. And they usually do get away with it.
Beating up on Ray Rice got as one sided as Ray beating on his wife so Roger Goddell was next. Bill Simmons is cumming on his own face with heated rhetoric and self righteous bullshit about how all would be well on earth if only Goodell was fired. Olberman and his 10 viewers are in a witch hunt frenzy of self asphyxiation masturbation pounding poor old Roger as they burn him at the stake.
Joe from Des Moines, a long time listener and first time caller, is all over the radio saying that he just can't watch NFL football as long as Goodell is still there. Joe didn't even know who Goodell was and Joe will be drunk as usual at 10 AM this Sunday watching Jacksonville play Cleveland for last place and then Joe will smack the little lady around a bit but feel better because he told that fucking Goodell and thing or two.
Breaking news, the NFL will just hire another Goodell and you'll still be sitting next to Joe on his coach on Sunday morning exchanging handies.
Can't wait to see what we need to be outraged about next week. Should be good. After this week I think Ray Rice should be allowed to play and Roger Goodell should be President of the USA. The more these ass clowns spout their bullshit the more I want to go the opposite way as fast and far as possible.
If you ever wondered how witches got burned at the stake now you know.
Fucking this. YBE, Race. Witch hunts are the first thing that come to mind when I think of all the bullshit outrage over every little fucking incident. The only difference between Ray Rice and the hundreds of other NFL players who've been popped for DV is that he did it on video. Our stupid fucking society only gives a shit about things if there's a video to watch and share on facebook. There's way too many retards out there that needed to be spanked with a switch when they were kids. FYFMFE
Sports media has become the ultimate bubble echo chamber. 24 hours a day 7 days a week of non stop analysis requires a lot of outrage and issues and there just aren't that many to go around. So when something comes up it has to be beaten beyond all recognition before the first day is up.
News in general is desperate to get our attention and keep it. Local CBS news at 5 AM this morning had a promo Stay tuned to CBS2LA for continuing coverage on the Ray Rice suspension. Really? I figured I better keep the TV on all day just in case.
"Ray Rice is still suspended"
Chevy Chase and SNL were prophets. Franco is still dead, film at 11.
So the media fucktards sit around wondering how the Ravens can possibly prepare to play a football game with so much hot fucking air being expended by people that no one is watching. Paul George is living proof that our highly paid role model athletes are doing hookers and blow, not watching the outrage of the week on Sportscenter Special Report.
Its only a distraction if you watch and give a shit about what these fucking morons are blathering about. They don't. Stay tuned for continued coverage of what the athletes you admire think about you. They don't.
They beat their wives and drive drunk and smoke weed and talk shit for the same reason you would. Because they can. And they usually do get away with it.
Beating up on Ray Rice got as one sided as Ray beating on his wife so Roger Goddell was next. Bill Simmons is cumming on his own face with heated rhetoric and self righteous bullshit about how all would be well on earth if only Goodell was fired. Olberman and his 10 viewers are in a witch hunt frenzy of self asphyxiation masturbation pounding poor old Roger as they burn him at the stake.
Joe from Des Moines, a long time listener and first time caller, is all over the radio saying that he just can't watch NFL football as long as Goodell is still there. Joe didn't even know who Goodell was and Joe will be drunk as usual at 10 AM this Sunday watching Jacksonville play Cleveland for last place and then Joe will smack the little lady around a bit but feel better because he told that fucking Goodell and thing or two.
Breaking news, the NFL will just hire another Goodell and you'll still be sitting next to Joe on his coach on Sunday morning exchanging handies.
Can't wait to see what we need to be outraged about next week. Should be good. After this week I think Ray Rice should be allowed to play and Roger Goodell should be President of the USA. The more these ass clowns spout their bullshit the more I want to go the opposite way as fast and far as possible.
If you ever wondered how witches got burned at the stake now you know.
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News in general is desperate to get our attention and keep it. Local CBS news at 5 AM this morning had a promo Stay tuned to CBS2LA for continuing coverage on the Ray Rice suspension. Really? I figured I better keep the TV on all day just in case.
"Ray Rice is still suspended"
Chevy Chase and SNL were prophets. Franco is still dead, film at 11.
So the media fucktards sit around wondering how the Ravens can possibly prepare to play a football game with so much hot fucking air being expended by people that no one is watching. Paul George is living proof that our highly paid role model athletes are doing hookers and blow, not watching the outrage of the week on Sportscenter Special Report.
Its only a distraction if you watch and give a shit about what these fucking morons are blathering about. They don't. Stay tuned for continued coverage of what the athletes you admire think about you. They don't.
They beat their wives and drive drunk and smoke weed and talk shit for the same reason you would. Because they can. And they usually do get away with it.
Beating up on Ray Rice got as one sided as Ray beating on his wife so Roger Goddell was next. Bill Simmons is cumming on his own face with heated rhetoric and self righteous bullshit about how all would be well on earth if only Goodell was fired. Olberman and his 10 viewers are in a witch hunt frenzy of self asphyxiation masturbation pounding poor old Roger as they burn him at the stake.
Joe from Des Moines, a long time listener and first time caller, is all over the radio saying that he just can't watch NFL football as long as Goodell is still there. Joe didn't even know who Goodell was and Joe will be drunk as usual at 10 AM this Sunday watching Jacksonville play Cleveland for last place and then Joe will smack the little lady around a bit but feel better because he told that fucking Goodell and thing or two.
Breaking news, the NFL will just hire another Goodell and you'll still be sitting next to Joe on his coach on Sunday morning exchanging handies.
Can't wait to see what we need to be outraged about next week. Should be good. After this week I think Ray Rice should be allowed to play and Roger Goodell should be President of the USA. The more these ass clowns spout their bullshit the more I want to go the opposite way as fast and far as possible.
If you ever wondered how witches got burned at the stake now you know.