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So I'm selling a car on Craigslist

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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Baphomet said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Baphomet said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Baphomet said:

    PurpleJ said:

    Embarrassing. As usual.

    If you had more self confidence, you wouldn't get embarrassed so easily.

    You could seek help for that.

    Great unintentional comedy, as always. The irony is dripping, like your yeasty snatch.
    Irony? You using a word of the day calendar now? Good for you and your attempts at self improvement. That's cute.
    Word of the week. I'm not ready for a new word every day. But you bought a Volvo. With money. That's sad. I'd be sad if my balls were being pickled in a mason jar, too.
    When you spend a lot of time in the mountains skiing, snowboarding, and climbing, it helps to have an all wheel drive rig.

    Anyway, back to you.... so you get embarrassed easily, and sad easily. Maybe try a new brand of bourbon.


    urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Take%20the%20Bait

    lol
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    PurpleJ said:

    It's as easy as knocking out Janay Rice with you.

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  • Baphomet
    Baphomet Member Posts: 1,511
    Swaye said:

    Baphomet said:

    PurpleJ said:


    Baphomet said:

    I sold my Volvo on craigslist a few years ago. No problems at all, sold it to the first person that contacted me about it (above blue book).

    Disagree.
    This isn't an opinion, its a fact. How the fuck do you disagree. Dumbshit.
    PM IrishDawg STAT.
    Will PMing IrishDawg make PurpleJ's schtick funnier?
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Baphomet said:

    Swaye said:

    Baphomet said:

    PurpleJ said:


    Baphomet said:

    I sold my Volvo on craigslist a few years ago. No problems at all, sold it to the first person that contacted me about it (above blue book).

    Disagree.
    This isn't an opinion, its a fact. How the fuck do you disagree. Dumbshit.
    PM IrishDawg STAT.
    Will PMing IrishDawg make PurpleJ's schtick funnier?
    Are you knew here?
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    I don't even think that PMing the mick is going to help this guy. He's got a gaper the size of F3.
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  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    Two Volvo stories

    My next door neighbor bought one... before Ford. Loved the car. Raved especially though about the 'red-carpet' service he'd receive whenever he had to take the car in for warranty work...every other month for sometimes two weeks at a time. Claims he didn't mind because he 'got to drive a new car all the time'. Same guy had an M-5 BMW in the garage he NEVER drove. Only on sunny days once/twice a month on the weekend for an hour or two. When I asked why, he said he didn't want it to break down.

    Second one, a buddy bought one to shut his fucking wife up(didn't work... what a bitch) was over there one day and she insisted on showing me why she had to have the car.

    1. It's dark green and she felt it sent an important message about environmentalism.

    2. She pointed to the nameplate on the back and said, "what does that say to you"... (me) aaah... Volvo?"... NO!!! It says SMART!

    yes, they are divorced.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,186 Founders Club
    edited September 2014
    PurpleJ said:

    I don't even think that PMing the mick is going to help this guy. He's got a gaper the size of F3.

    Its like one of collegedoog's two dads started posting here
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    RaceBannon said:

    PurpleJ said:

    I don't even think that PMing the mick is going to help this guy. He's got a gaper the size of F3.

    Its like one of collegedoog's two dads started posting here
    RaceBannon
    Posts: 5,152
    9:11AM
    edited 9:11AM

    Great moment of silence, as always.
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  • whatshouldicareabout
    whatshouldicareabout Member Posts: 12,992
    sarktastic said:

    Second one, a buddy bought one to shut his fucking wife up(didn't work... what a bitch) was over there one day and she insisted on showing me why she had to have the car.

    1. It's dark green and she felt it sent an important message about environmentalism.

    2. She pointed to the nameplate on the back and said, "what does that say to you"... (me) aaah... Volvo?"... NO!!! It says SMART!

    yes, they are divorced.

    How did they get married in the first place?
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  • LuketheDrifter
    LuketheDrifter Member Posts: 98
    Baphomet said:

    I sold my Volvo on craigslist a few years ago. No problems at all, sold it to the first person that contacted me about it (above blue book).

    Did you remember to empty the trunk filled with the industrial spill clean-up kits that you used monthly for your cavernous boner garage?

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  • whlinder
    whlinder Member Posts: 5,279
    I enjoyed driving a rental Volvo ($75K) wagon ($75K) in Nice & Cannes ($75K) last fall. Diesel was quiet and smooth, engine shut off while idling.

    I'd buy one for the wife (Diesel) if they would sell it in U.S. Fuck off.
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  • Baphomet
    Baphomet Member Posts: 1,511
    PurpleJ said:

    RaceBannon said:

    PurpleJ said:

    I don't even think that PMing the mick is going to help this guy. He's got a gaper the size of F3.

    Its like one of collegedoog's two dads started posting here
    RaceBannon
    Posts: 5,152
    9:11AM
    edited 9:11AM

    Great moment of silence, as always.
    Some of us have jobs ant aren't on here 24x7
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,186 Founders Club
    Baphomet said:

    PurpleJ said:

    RaceBannon said:

    PurpleJ said:

    I don't even think that PMing the mick is going to help this guy. He's got a gaper the size of F3.

    Its like one of collegedoog's two dads started posting here
    RaceBannon
    Posts: 5,152
    9:11AM
    edited 9:11AM

    Great moment of silence, as always.
    Some of us have jobs ant aren't on here 24x7
    Whooooooooosh
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  • Baphomet
    Baphomet Member Posts: 1,511
    RaceBannon said:

    Baphomet said:

    PurpleJ said:

    RaceBannon said:

    PurpleJ said:

    I don't even think that PMing the mick is going to help this guy. He's got a gaper the size of F3.

    Its like one of collegedoog's two dads started posting here
    RaceBannon
    Posts: 5,152
    9:11AM
    edited 9:11AM

    Great moment of silence, as always.
    Some of us have jobs ant aren't on here 24x7
    Whooooooooosh
    You seem to be cycling through all of the HHB cliches.

    Which one is next?
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,186 Founders Club
    Baphomet said:

    RaceBannon said:

    Baphomet said:

    PurpleJ said:

    RaceBannon said:

    PurpleJ said:

    I don't even think that PMing the mick is going to help this guy. He's got a gaper the size of F3.

    Its like one of collegedoog's two dads started posting here
    RaceBannon
    Posts: 5,152
    9:11AM
    edited 9:11AM

    Great moment of silence, as always.
    Some of us have jobs ant aren't on here 24x7
    Whooooooooosh
    You seem to be cycling through all of the HHB cliches.

    Which one is next?
    You
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  • Baphomet
    Baphomet Member Posts: 1,511
    RaceBannon said:

    Baphomet said:

    RaceBannon said:

    Baphomet said:

    PurpleJ said:

    RaceBannon said:

    PurpleJ said:

    I don't even think that PMing the mick is going to help this guy. He's got a gaper the size of F3.

    Its like one of collegedoog's two dads started posting here
    RaceBannon
    Posts: 5,152
    9:11AM
    edited 9:11AM

    Great moment of silence, as always.
    Some of us have jobs ant aren't on here 24x7
    Whooooooooosh
    You seem to be cycling through all of the HHB cliches.

    Which one is next?
    You
    Nice. Got you to break your stride.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,186 Founders Club
    Baphomet said:

    RaceBannon said:

    Baphomet said:

    RaceBannon said:

    Baphomet said:

    PurpleJ said:

    RaceBannon said:

    PurpleJ said:

    I don't even think that PMing the mick is going to help this guy. He's got a gaper the size of F3.

    Its like one of collegedoog's two dads started posting here
    RaceBannon
    Posts: 5,152
    9:11AM
    edited 9:11AM

    Great moment of silence, as always.
    Some of us have jobs ant aren't on here 24x7
    Whooooooooosh
    You seem to be cycling through all of the HHB cliches.

    Which one is next?
    You
    Nice. Got you to break your stride.
    How?

    You're a cliche. Simple fact


    Also, check the time stamp on the moment of silence post

    Whoooooosh
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  • Baphomet
    Baphomet Member Posts: 1,511
    RaceBannon said:

    Baphomet said:

    RaceBannon said:

    Baphomet said:

    RaceBannon said:

    Baphomet said:

    PurpleJ said:

    RaceBannon said:

    PurpleJ said:

    I don't even think that PMing the mick is going to help this guy. He's got a gaper the size of F3.

    Its like one of collegedoog's two dads started posting here
    RaceBannon
    Posts: 5,152
    9:11AM
    edited 9:11AM

    Great moment of silence, as always.
    Some of us have jobs ant aren't on here 24x7
    Whooooooooosh
    You seem to be cycling through all of the HHB cliches.

    Which one is next?
    You
    Nice. Got you to break your stride.
    How?

    It wasn't that hard.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,186 Founders Club
    As hard as the difference between 2and 5?
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  • Baphomet
    Baphomet Member Posts: 1,511
    RaceBannon said:

    As hard as the difference between 2and 5?

    Can't say.... I don't know how hard you find such things.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,186 Founders Club
    Baphomet said:

    RaceBannon said:

    As hard as the difference between 2and 5?

    Can't say.... I don't know how hard you find such things.
    That made no sense

    You're struggling bad now
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  • Baphomet
    Baphomet Member Posts: 1,511
    RaceBannon said:

    Baphomet said:

    RaceBannon said:

    As hard as the difference between 2and 5?

    Can't say.... I don't know how hard you find such things.
    That made no sense

    You're struggling bad now
    I see your age is getting to you.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,186 Founders Club
    Baphomet said:

    RaceBannon said:

    Baphomet said:

    RaceBannon said:

    As hard as the difference between 2and 5?

    Can't say.... I don't know how hard you find such things.
    That made no sense

    You're struggling bad now
    I see your age is getting to you.
    Good one!
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  • Baphomet
    Baphomet Member Posts: 1,511
    RaceBannon said:

    Baphomet said:

    RaceBannon said:

    Baphomet said:

    RaceBannon said:

    As hard as the difference between 2and 5?

    Can't say.... I don't know how hard you find such things.
    That made no sense

    You're struggling bad now
    I see your age is getting to you.
    Good one!
    I know.
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Boobs or Harv
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