Happy Sark Day!

[Deleted User]

Just wanted to wish this board a happy Sark day! May your day be filled with mediocrity to celebrate this "special" day.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Already had a mediocre breakfast. My Coach Sark day is off to a typical start.

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TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Already had a mediocre breakfast. My Coach Sark day is off to a typical start.

My breakfast had some good moments but had some ugly moments. Barely above average.

CuntWaffle

This was a great poast (which should come to no surprise by now since you have always been one of my favorite poasters).

Keep up the great work!!!

DerekJohnson

Let's just remember that the parents of UW coaches read these boards, so let's keep it classy

Southerndawg

Six ounce petite filet of Wagyu beef, grilled medium rare, topped with fresh blue crab meat and a drizzle of bearnaise, two poached eggs, home fried potatoes, mixed onions and red peppers, an english muffin, freshly squeezed orange juice and jamaican blue mountain coffee with a splash of heavy cream .... followed a few hours later by a plugged shitter requiring the services of a plungermatic 2000. The perfect Sark day.

chrisvashon

I was all ready to start an amazing, productive day, but then realized I just need more time.

HeretoBeatmyChest

Sunday will be special.

section8

I'm hearing the pilot of that 777 that crashed in San Fran was also celebrating Sark Day.

MikeDamone

I went for a bike ride. The first 30 miles were awesome. In fact, I had my fastest 30 ever, but it was all flat and easy terrain. . Then I got into some steep hills and had a pretty bad next 20. It wasn't my best effort. Then the last 10 miles were easy and flat, and I was thinking I could make up some time to have an overall great 60 miles, but I didn't have it in me so my time ended up pretty average.

DeepSeaZ

Let's just remember the parents of poasters read these boreds so let's keep it classy.

DerekJohnson

I spent the past week telling everyone what an amazing day I was going to have today. But it's been pretty mediocre to this point. The key right now is to do something of value and then I can spend the rest of the day coasting on House Money.

DeepSeaZ

I spent the morning getting ready for my wife's BBQ for her friends. Now I can sit on my ass drinking beer on House Money.

RaceBannon

There's a lot of competition now among people trying to have a special day. I didn't think it would take long to rebuild my day. I was shocked when I got a standing O for losing the day

CheersWestDawg

DeepSeaZ said:

I spent the morning getting ready for my wife's BBQ for her friends. Now I can sit on my ass drinking beer on House Money.

Are any of her friends hot?

TMacDawg

I celebrated with a drive by the new Huskie stadium...

DerekJohnson

TMacDawg said:

I celebrated with a drive by the new Huskie stadium...

Race Bannon has done it again!!!!

DerekJohnson

We've been wondering about you TMacDawg... great to see you again

CheersWestDawg

We might need to get TMacDawg his own bored for farks.

[Deleted User]

Well my day was fucking terrible yesterday. So I figured it wouldn't take long to turn this day into a great day.

I woke up and stubbed my toe but was cheered by my family which was weird.

Today so far has been pretty average but compared to yesterday my worst day ever I just needed more time.

RaceBannon

Welcome back TMac. That's one of my better efforts.