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  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Tequilla said:

    Mad_Son said:

    Yale used to work with DMC... he is probably the only person that benefits from any inside info they actually get...

    He would be fine here as long as he chose a different handle. He is a good poster and would contribute positively.

    I've had a number of conversations with Yale over the years ... conversations that there's no reason for me to make public. What I will say though is that I know where he's coming from and he knows where I'm coming from and I've never got an indication that there's any problem on either side because of that ... no need to be a twister with the above.
    I found one of these private conversations:

    NWS ASSHOLE I WAS IN MY ROOM WATCHING THE TELEVISION AND MY FATHER CAME INTO THE ROOM AND WAS USING MY INTERNETS AND CLICKED YOUR LINK AND WAS LIKE HOLY FUCK THIS IS HAWT SO HE STARTED CUMMING ALL OVER MY FUCKING ROOM AND IT GOT INTO MY FACE SO I GOT SCARED SO I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND AT THE HOSPITAL THEY SAID DONT WORRY SEMEN IS BIODEGRADABLE BUT SORRY SON YOU HAVE CANCER IN FOUR PARTS OF YOUR BODY SO IM LIKE FUCK THEN I WENT TO MY GRANDFATHER'S HOUSE AND TOLD HIM I HAD CANCER AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT DAWG AND I WAS LIKE GRANDPAPPY YOU ARE NOT BLACK SO SHUT UP YOU DUMB SHIT THEN HE TOOK HIS CANE AND HIT ME WITH IT SO I GRABBED A NEARBY TABLE AND HIT HIM WITH IT AND HE DIED AND THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK ME TO JAIL FOR 2 YEARS AND WHEN I GOT OUT ON PAROLE I WAS BORED SO I WENT TO THE PHONE BOOTH AND CALLED MY BROTHER AND HE WAS LIKE YO SHIT ITS YOU WHERE YOU BEEN AND I WAS LIKE IN JAIL AND HE WAS LIKE DAMN TIGHT SO I HUNG UP AND WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET AND IN THE MIDDLE OF AISLE 7 THERE WAS A PYRAMID OF CANNED BEANS SO I HAD A BRILLIANT THOUGHT AND TOOK A NEARBY OLD LADY AND THREW A PACKAGE OF SPAGHETTI AT HER AND IT HIT HER AND SENT HER FLYING INTO THE CANNED BEANS AND KNOCKED THEM OVER THEN THE MALL SECURITY GUARD CAME TO ME AND STARTING HITTING ME WITH AN ASHTRAY SO I STOLE HIS PEPPERSPRAY AND PEPPERSPRAYED HIM THEN HE TOOK HIS GUN AND WAS LIKE PUT THE PEPPER SPRAY DOWN AND I DIED OF CANCER BUT THEN I WAS REINCARNATED SO I TOOK AN XBOX AND HIT THE SECURITY GUARD THAT SHOT ME AND HE DIED SO I WENT TO JAIL AGAIN SO I CALLED MY BROTHER AND HES LIKE SHIT ILL BREAK YOU OUT AND HE DID THEN I NOTICED HE WAS BLACK AND IM LIKE HEY WAIT YOU ARENT MY BROTHER AND HE WAS LIKE YES I AM AND I BELIEVED HIM EVEN THOUGH I AM WHITE SO THEN WE WENT TO A BAR TOGETHER AND MET THIS GIRL THAT WAS REALLY A MAN BECAUSE SHE HAD A PENIS SO IM LIKE FUCK YOU I DONT WANT YOUR PENIS AND SHE WAS LIKE ITS NOT A PENIS ITS A STRAP-ON SO I GRABBED IT AND SHE STARTED YELLING AT ME SO I RAN AWAY TO MY GRANDFATHERS HOUSE AND STOLE ALL HIS MONEY BECUASE HE WAS DEAD THEN I DANCED WITH A THOUSAND LLAMAS BECAUSE I WAS VERY MAD, AND I CRIED BECAUSE TWILIGHT PRINCESS GOT A 8.8 SO I KILLED AFEW NIGGER AND HUMPED A RETARDED HIPPO WITH AIDS AND NOW I HAVE AIDS AND NOW I AM CYING AND IT MAKES ME VERY SAD BUT ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS AT SCHOOL AND I WAS STUDYING AND I WAS IN STUDY HALL AND I FELL ASLEEP AND MY HEAD FELL ON MY FRIEND'S SHOULDER, WELL EX FRIEND NOW, UT THEN HE PUSHE ME AND THEN LATER AFTER CLASS HE WAS LIKE HEY YOUR GAY AND I WAS LIKE NO YOUR GAY AND HE KCI BOUGHT SEVEN HUNDRED BOXES OF YELLOW BEADS AND PUT THEM ON THE ROAD AND THIS CAR SAW THEM AND THE SILLY DRIVER THOUGHT THEY WERE GOLD PIECES SO HE PICKED THEM ALL UP AND I YELLED AT HIM FOR TAKING MY BEADS BUT HE WOULDNT STOP SO I STOLE A CAR AND STARTED CHASING HIM AND DROVE FOR TWO HOURS BEFORE HE FINALLY STOPPED THEN I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID HE TOOK MY BEADS AND HE GAVE THEM BACK BUT THEN I WAS IN SOME WEIRD PLACE BECAUSE WE DROVE SO LONG AND I DIDNT KNOW WHERE I WAS SO I WENT TO A STORE AND ASKED WHERE I WAS AND THE PERSON SAID MEXICO SO I GOT SCARED AND I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND ALL THESE DIRTY PEOPLE WERE TRYING TO SELL ME THINGS AND I WAS VERY SCARED AND RAN ALL THE WAY BACK TO CANADA AND HUGGED MY DAD THEN HE WAS LIKE I SAW YOU WENT TO JAIL ON THE NEWS AND GOT ANGRY BECAUSE I WAS A NAUGHTY CHILD AND HE WANTED SANTA TO BRING ME A VIBRATOR SO HE COULD USE IT THEN SINCE IT WAS MAD AT ME HE STARTED HITTING ME WITH A SHARPENED CARDBOARD BOX AND I GOT A PAPER CUT AND CRIED AND GOT MAD SO I STARTED PUNCHING HIM WITH A MEMORY CARD AND EVENTUALLY HE RAN AWAY SO I STARTED CHEERING BUT THE POLICE CAME AND TOLD ME I WAS UNDER ARREST FOR ASSAULT BUT I TOLD THEM IT WAS JUST SELF DEFENCE SO WE HAD TO GO TO COURT AND I STARTED YELLING AT THE JUDGE BECAUSE SHE KEPT SAYING THAT I DIDNT HAVE TO HIT HIM SO HARD BUT I WAS LIKE I DIDNT HIT HIM HARD AND STARTING HITTING THE JUDGE WITH MY MEMORY CARD TO SHOW HER THEN I GOT SENTENCED TO SIX YEARS IN PRISON AND ONE DAY IN JAIL I MET THIS COOL AFRICAN AMERICAN MAN WHO WANTED MY LUNCH MONEY AND SINCE I AM A NICE GUY EXCEPT WHEN PEOPLE HIT ME I GAVE IT TO HIM SO HE GAVE ME FOUR POUNDS OF CRACK COCAINE SO I TOOK THAT AND SOLD IT TO PEOPLE BUT ONE OF THE POLICE SAW ME AND TOOK IT AWAY SO I GOT MAD AND STARTED PUNCHING HIM AND MY AFRICAN AMERICAN FRIEND JOINED IN AND WE WERE BOTH HITTING HIM AT THE SAME TIME SO HE CALLED LIKE TWELVE OF HIS FRIENDS AND EVENTUALLY THEY OVERPOWERED US AND TIED US TO CHAIRS THEN WE WERE IN THE INTERROGATION ROOM TIED TO CHAIRS AND HE STARTED TALKING TO ME AND I DIDNT TALK BECAUSE I DONT LIKE POLICE AND HE SAID HE COULD GET ME OUT AND I BELIEVED HIM AND TOLD HIM EVERYTHING AND HE WAS LIKE HAHA SUCKER THAT WAS JUST A TRICK TO MAKE YOU TALK SO I GOT REALLY MAD AND ACCIDENTLY BROKE THE CHAIR AND THEN I TOOK THE TABLE AND STARTED HITTING HIM WITH IT THEN HE DIED SO I RAN AWAY AND HID IN A SMALL SHACK FOR NEARLY TWO MONTHS BUT THEN I WAS ON THE NEWS SAYING I WAS A DANGEROUS CONVICT BUT IM A NICE GUY THEN ONE DAY I REMEMBERED I HAD CANCER SO I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AGAIN AND THEY CALLED THE POLICE BECAUSE I WAS WANTED AND THE POLICE CAME WHILE I WAS IN THE DOCTORS AND TOOK ME TO JAIL AGAIN AND I GOT REALLY ANGRY AND MADE A BOMB OUT OF THINGS MY SISTER BROUGHT ME AND THEN I DETONATED IT AND LOTS OF PEOPLE DIED AND THERE WAS A BIG HOLE IN THE WALL SO I CLIMBED OUT AND I SOMEHOW GOT TO A JAIL IN BERLIN AND WAS LIKE WHAT THE HELL SO I WENT TO THE BERLIN WALL AND CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF IT THEN THERE WAS SOME IRAQI TERRORIST IN THE GUARD TOWER AND ALL OF A SUDDEN HE WAS LIKE PRAISE ALLAH AND I ASKED HIM WHO ALLAH WAS AND HE TOLD ME TO SHUT UP AND HE SUDDENLY EXPLODED AND I DIED AGAIN AND SINCE I WAS A BAD BOY SANTA WOULDNT REINCARNATE ME SO NOW IM RUNNING AROUND AND BEATING UP CAMELS WITH MY LLAMA BECAUSE THE EVIL HEARD OF TOMATOES AND CORN ON THE COB IS OUT TO GET US AND IM REALLY SCARED AND MY LLAMAS ARE REALLY WEAK SO I WENT UP TO THIS NIGGER AND WAS LIKE YOU NIGGER AND HE PUNCHED ME AND I CRIED AND THEN I WENT TO SCHOOL AND I WAS IN STUDY HALL AND I WAS STUDYING NEXT TO MY FRIEND AND FELL ASLEEP AND MY HEAD FELL ON HIS SHOULDER AND AFTER CLASS I RAN INTO HIM AND HE WAS LIKE HEY UR GAY ANDI WAS LIKE NO U AND HE WAS LIKE YA AND PUSHED ME AND I CRIED AND THIS IS HERE TO JUST MAKE THIS POST LOOK VERY BIGGER IF THAT MAKES ANY SINCE AND WELL, NOBODY EXPECTS JINJO SO HERE IT IS AND WELL I THINK YOU'RE VERY GAY, AND HOLY FUCK THERE'S A AVARTAR GAME THAT IS AWESOME I AM GOING TO BUY THAT SHIT NAO ANYWAY WHAT WAS I SAYING OH WELL THE WII IS SO MUCH BETTER THEN THE PS3 AND WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER AND WILL REMAIN BETTER FOR THE REST OF LIFETIME AND LOL 600 DOLLARS FOR A PS3 HOLY FUCK YOU RICH BITCHS AND LIKE WELLAND NOW WALL OF SARCASM HEY GUYS LETS GO READ THIRD PARTY REPORTS AND WATCH SOME MORE GRAINY UNFINISHED YOUTUBE RECORDINGS OF UNRELEASED GAMES ON UNFINISHED SYSTEMS AND THEN MAKE COMPLETELY ASININE SPECULATIONS ON A MARKET WHOSE WORKINGS AND ECONOMICS WE HAVE LITERALLY NO GRASP ON WHATSOEVER OH YEAH AND THIS DISC HAS THE WORD ZELDA ON IT AND THIS ONE HAS METAL GEAR SOLID ON IT, OBVIOUSLY THOSE WORDS QUALIFY AN UNBIASED VIDEOGAME COMPANY FANBOY SURROUNDED BY SIMILAR VIDEOGAME COMPANY FANBOYS TO MAKE COMPLETELY SPECULATIVE, UNFOUNDED, UNRESEARCHED, AND MOSTLY HEARSAY DECISIONS ON BULLSHIT SIX MONTHS BEFORE ITS EVEN COMMERCIALLY RELEASED INNOVATION, ALBEIT AN ABSTRACT NOUN THAT CAN BE APPLIED TO ALMOST ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING, IS KEY IN THIS MANUFACTURED OLIGARCHY OF CONSOLES WHICH IS BEING SOLD AS A WAR IN THE MEDIA IN ORDER TO CONVINCE GULLIBLE CONSUMERS THAT BY PURCHASING A BOX WITH A LOGO THAT YOU ARE IN FACT "WINNING" OR "MAKING THE RIGHT CHOICE". ALL GAME COMPANIES OTHER THAN THE ONE I CHOSE DUE TO NOSTAILGIA AND A HOPELESSLY FRACTURED SAMPLING OF GAMES ARE NOT INNOVATIVE ENOUGH, AND ARE THUS SOMEHOW WORSE HEY GUYS LETS SHOOT THE MESSENGER. HEY GUYS LETS RELABEL COMPANY LOYALTY AS "CONSUMER DISCUSSION". HEY GUYS LETS ACT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ACTS: LETS BE DIFFERENT. ONE MORE THING, GRAPHICS. GRAPHICS ARE ARBITRARILY THE WORST PART OF A GAME AND THUS DO NOT EFFECT THE GAME ITSELF AT ALL, SO ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY WILL BUY SOMETHING FOR THE WAY IT LOOKS IS OBVIOUSLY A DIPSHIT BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT BUYING IT FOR BRAND RECOGNITION OR INNOVATIO LAST BUT NOT LEAST, AS A LOYAL CONSUMERISTIC GULLIBLE IDIOT, I WILL MAKE IT MY MISSION TO SEEK OUT AND MAKE KNOWN ALL TIDBITS OF INFORMATION-WHETHER BIASED, FRACTURED, MISLEADING OR JUST PLAIN INCORRECT-THAT CAN BE SKEWED IN SUCH A WAY TO SLANDER MY PERCIEVED ENEMIES IN THIS OLIGARCHICAL CONSOLE CONFLICT. IF I'M NOT FIGHTING FOR MY SIDE, THEN I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT WORTHY OF BUYING A CONSOLE. IT IS MY DUTY TO SPREAD DIPSHITTERY IN AN EFFORT TO FURTHER THE DELUSION THAT THERE IS INDEED A "RIGHT" CHOICE IN THIS INVISIBLE WAR AND NOW WALL OF POLITICS YES HEY GUYS LETS GO ON A JOURNEY TO FIGHT THE POWER AND DENOUNCE ALL OUR LEADERS FOR THE GOOD OF ALL MANKIND!
  • chuckchuck Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 10,925 Swaye's Wigwam

    Tequilla said:

    Mad_Son said:

    Yale used to work with DMC... he is probably the only person that benefits from any inside info they actually get...

    He would be fine here as long as he chose a different handle. He is a good poster and would contribute positively.

    I've had a number of conversations with Yale over the years ... conversations that there's no reason for me to make public. What I will say though is that I know where he's coming from and he knows where I'm coming from and I've never got an indication that there's any problem on either side because of that ... no need to be a twister with the above.
    I found one of these private conversations:

    NWS ASSHOLE I WAS IN MY ROOM WATCHING THE TELEVISION AND MY FATHER CAME INTO THE ROOM AND WAS USING MY INTERNETS AND CLICKED YOUR LINK AND WAS LIKE HOLY FUCK THIS IS HAWT SO HE STARTED CUMMING ALL OVER MY FUCKING ROOM AND IT GOT INTO MY FACE SO I GOT SCARED SO I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND AT THE HOSPITAL THEY SAID DONT WORRY SEMEN IS BIODEGRADABLE BUT SORRY SON YOU HAVE CANCER IN FOUR PARTS OF YOUR BODY SO IM LIKE FUCK THEN I WENT TO MY GRANDFATHER'S HOUSE AND TOLD HIM I HAD CANCER AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT DAWG AND I WAS LIKE GRANDPAPPY YOU ARE NOT BLACK SO SHUT UP YOU DUMB SHIT THEN HE TOOK HIS CANE AND HIT ME WITH IT SO I GRABBED A NEARBY TABLE AND HIT HIM WITH IT AND HE DIED AND THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK ME TO JAIL FOR 2 YEARS AND WHEN I GOT OUT ON PAROLE I WAS BORED SO I WENT TO THE PHONE BOOTH AND CALLED MY BROTHER AND HE WAS LIKE YO SHIT ITS YOU WHERE YOU BEEN AND I WAS LIKE IN JAIL AND HE WAS LIKE DAMN TIGHT SO I HUNG UP AND WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET AND IN THE MIDDLE OF AISLE 7 THERE WAS A PYRAMID OF CANNED BEANS SO I HAD A BRILLIANT THOUGHT AND TOOK A NEARBY OLD LADY AND THREW A PACKAGE OF SPAGHETTI AT HER AND IT HIT HER AND SENT HER FLYING INTO THE CANNED BEANS AND KNOCKED THEM OVER THEN THE MALL SECURITY GUARD CAME TO ME AND STARTING HITTING ME WITH AN ASHTRAY SO I STOLE HIS PEPPERSPRAY AND PEPPERSPRAYED HIM THEN HE TOOK HIS GUN AND WAS LIKE PUT THE PEPPER SPRAY DOWN AND I DIED OF CANCER BUT THEN I WAS REINCARNATED SO I TOOK AN XBOX AND HIT THE SECURITY GUARD THAT SHOT ME AND HE DIED SO I WENT TO JAIL AGAIN SO I CALLED MY BROTHER AND HES LIKE SHIT ILL BREAK YOU OUT AND HE DID THEN I NOTICED HE WAS BLACK AND IM LIKE HEY WAIT YOU ARENT MY BROTHER AND HE WAS LIKE YES I AM AND I BELIEVED HIM EVEN THOUGH I AM WHITE SO THEN WE WENT TO A BAR TOGETHER AND MET THIS GIRL THAT WAS REALLY A MAN BECAUSE SHE HAD A PENIS SO IM LIKE FUCK YOU I DONT WANT YOUR PENIS AND SHE WAS LIKE ITS NOT A PENIS ITS A STRAP-ON SO I GRABBED IT AND SHE STARTED YELLING AT ME SO I RAN AWAY TO MY GRANDFATHERS HOUSE AND STOLE ALL HIS MONEY BECUASE HE WAS DEAD THEN I DANCED WITH A THOUSAND LLAMAS BECAUSE I WAS VERY MAD, AND I CRIED BECAUSE TWILIGHT PRINCESS GOT A 8.8 SO I KILLED AFEW NIGGER AND HUMPED A RETARDED HIPPO WITH AIDS AND NOW I HAVE AIDS AND NOW I AM CYING AND IT MAKES ME VERY SAD BUT ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS AT SCHOOL AND I WAS STUDYING AND I WAS IN STUDY HALL AND I FELL ASLEEP AND MY HEAD FELL ON MY FRIEND'S SHOULDER, WELL EX FRIEND NOW, UT THEN HE PUSHE ME AND THEN LATER AFTER CLASS HE WAS LIKE HEY YOUR GAY AND I WAS LIKE NO YOUR GAY AND HE KCI BOUGHT SEVEN HUNDRED BOXES OF YELLOW BEADS AND PUT THEM ON THE ROAD AND THIS CAR SAW THEM AND THE SILLY DRIVER THOUGHT THEY WERE GOLD PIECES SO HE PICKED THEM ALL UP AND I YELLED AT HIM FOR TAKING MY BEADS BUT HE WOULDNT STOP SO I STOLE A CAR AND STARTED CHASING HIM AND DROVE FOR TWO HOURS BEFORE HE FINALLY STOPPED THEN I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID HE TOOK MY BEADS AND HE GAVE THEM BACK BUT THEN I WAS IN SOME WEIRD PLACE BECAUSE WE DROVE SO LONG AND I DIDNT KNOW WHERE I WAS SO I WENT TO A STORE AND ASKED WHERE I WAS AND THE PERSON SAID MEXICO SO I GOT SCARED AND I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND ALL THESE DIRTY PEOPLE WERE TRYING TO SELL ME THINGS AND I WAS VERY SCARED AND RAN ALL THE WAY BACK TO CANADA AND HUGGED MY DAD THEN HE WAS LIKE I SAW YOU WENT TO JAIL ON THE NEWS AND GOT ANGRY BECAUSE I WAS A NAUGHTY CHILD AND HE WANTED SANTA TO BRING ME A VIBRATOR SO HE COULD USE IT THEN SINCE IT WAS MAD AT ME HE STARTED HITTING ME WITH A SHARPENED CARDBOARD BOX AND I GOT A PAPER CUT AND CRIED AND GOT MAD SO I STARTED PUNCHING HIM WITH A MEMORY CARD AND EVENTUALLY HE RAN AWAY SO I STARTED CHEERING BUT THE POLICE CAME AND TOLD ME I WAS UNDER ARREST FOR ASSAULT BUT I TOLD THEM IT WAS JUST SELF DEFENCE SO WE HAD TO GO TO COURT AND I STARTED YELLING AT THE JUDGE BECAUSE SHE KEPT SAYING THAT I DIDNT HAVE TO HIT HIM SO HARD BUT I WAS LIKE I DIDNT HIT HIM HARD AND STARTING HITTING THE JUDGE WITH MY MEMORY CARD TO SHOW HER THEN I GOT SENTENCED TO SIX YEARS IN PRISON AND ONE DAY IN JAIL I MET THIS COOL AFRICAN AMERICAN MAN WHO WANTED MY LUNCH MONEY AND SINCE I AM A NICE GUY EXCEPT WHEN PEOPLE HIT ME I GAVE IT TO HIM SO HE GAVE ME FOUR POUNDS OF CRACK COCAINE SO I TOOK THAT AND SOLD IT TO PEOPLE BUT ONE OF THE POLICE SAW ME AND TOOK IT AWAY SO I GOT MAD AND STARTED PUNCHING HIM AND MY AFRICAN AMERICAN FRIEND JOINED IN AND WE WERE BOTH HITTING HIM AT THE SAME TIME SO HE CALLED LIKE TWELVE OF HIS FRIENDS AND EVENTUALLY THEY OVERPOWERED US AND TIED US TO CHAIRS THEN WE WERE IN THE INTERROGATION ROOM TIED TO CHAIRS AND HE STARTED TALKING TO ME AND I DIDNT TALK BECAUSE I DONT LIKE POLICE AND HE SAID HE COULD GET ME OUT AND I BELIEVED HIM AND TOLD HIM EVERYTHING AND HE WAS LIKE HAHA SUCKER THAT WAS JUST A TRICK TO MAKE YOU TALK SO I GOT REALLY MAD AND ACCIDENTLY BROKE THE CHAIR AND THEN I TOOK THE TABLE AND STARTED HITTING HIM WITH IT THEN HE DIED SO I RAN AWAY AND HID IN A SMALL SHACK FOR NEARLY TWO MONTHS BUT THEN I WAS ON THE NEWS SAYING I WAS A DANGEROUS CONVICT BUT IM A NICE GUY THEN ONE DAY I REMEMBERED I HAD CANCER SO I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AGAIN AND THEY CALLED THE POLICE BECAUSE I WAS WANTED AND THE POLICE CAME WHILE I WAS IN THE DOCTORS AND TOOK ME TO JAIL AGAIN AND I GOT REALLY ANGRY AND MADE A BOMB OUT OF THINGS MY SISTER BROUGHT ME AND THEN I DETONATED IT AND LOTS OF PEOPLE DIED AND THERE WAS A BIG HOLE IN THE WALL SO I CLIMBED OUT AND I SOMEHOW GOT TO A JAIL IN BERLIN AND WAS LIKE WHAT THE HELL SO I WENT TO THE BERLIN WALL AND CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF IT THEN THERE WAS SOME IRAQI TERRORIST IN THE GUARD TOWER AND ALL OF A SUDDEN HE WAS LIKE PRAISE ALLAH AND I ASKED HIM WHO ALLAH WAS AND HE TOLD ME TO SHUT UP AND HE SUDDENLY EXPLODED AND I DIED AGAIN AND SINCE I WAS A BAD BOY SANTA WOULDNT REINCARNATE ME SO NOW IM RUNNING AROUND AND BEATING UP CAMELS WITH MY LLAMA BECAUSE THE EVIL HEARD OF TOMATOES AND CORN ON THE COB IS OUT TO GET US AND IM REALLY SCARED AND MY LLAMAS ARE REALLY WEAK SO I WENT UP TO THIS NIGGER AND WAS LIKE YOU NIGGER AND HE PUNCHED ME AND I CRIED AND THEN I WENT TO SCHOOL AND I WAS IN STUDY HALL AND I WAS STUDYING NEXT TO MY FRIEND AND FELL ASLEEP AND MY HEAD FELL ON HIS SHOULDER AND AFTER CLASS I RAN INTO HIM AND HE WAS LIKE HEY UR GAY ANDI WAS LIKE NO U AND HE WAS LIKE YA AND PUSHED ME AND I CRIED AND THIS IS HERE TO JUST MAKE THIS POST LOOK VERY BIGGER IF THAT MAKES ANY SINCE AND WELL, NOBODY EXPECTS JINJO SO HERE IT IS AND WELL I THINK YOU'RE VERY GAY, AND HOLY FUCK THERE'S A AVARTAR GAME THAT IS AWESOME I AM GOING TO BUY THAT SHIT NAO ANYWAY WHAT WAS I SAYING OH WELL THE WII IS SO MUCH BETTER THEN THE PS3 AND WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER AND WILL REMAIN BETTER FOR THE REST OF LIFETIME AND LOL 600 DOLLARS FOR A PS3 HOLY FUCK YOU RICH BITCHS AND LIKE WELLAND NOW WALL OF SARCASM HEY GUYS LETS GO READ THIRD PARTY REPORTS AND WATCH SOME MORE GRAINY UNFINISHED YOUTUBE RECORDINGS OF UNRELEASED GAMES ON UNFINISHED SYSTEMS AND THEN MAKE COMPLETELY ASININE SPECULATIONS ON A MARKET WHOSE WORKINGS AND ECONOMICS WE HAVE LITERALLY NO GRASP ON WHATSOEVER OH YEAH AND THIS DISC HAS THE WORD ZELDA ON IT AND THIS ONE HAS METAL GEAR SOLID ON IT, OBVIOUSLY THOSE WORDS QUALIFY AN UNBIASED VIDEOGAME COMPANY FANBOY SURROUNDED BY SIMILAR VIDEOGAME COMPANY FANBOYS TO MAKE COMPLETELY SPECULATIVE, UNFOUNDED, UNRESEARCHED, AND MOSTLY HEARSAY DECISIONS ON BULLSHIT SIX MONTHS BEFORE ITS EVEN COMMERCIALLY RELEASED INNOVATION, ALBEIT AN ABSTRACT NOUN THAT CAN BE APPLIED TO ALMOST ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING, IS KEY IN THIS MANUFACTURED OLIGARCHY OF CONSOLES WHICH IS BEING SOLD AS A WAR IN THE MEDIA IN ORDER TO CONVINCE GULLIBLE CONSUMERS THAT BY PURCHASING A BOX WITH A LOGO THAT YOU ARE IN FACT "WINNING" OR "MAKING THE RIGHT CHOICE". ALL GAME COMPANIES OTHER THAN THE ONE I CHOSE DUE TO NOSTAILGIA AND A HOPELESSLY FRACTURED SAMPLING OF GAMES ARE NOT INNOVATIVE ENOUGH, AND ARE THUS SOMEHOW WORSE HEY GUYS LETS SHOOT THE MESSENGER. HEY GUYS LETS RELABEL COMPANY LOYALTY AS "CONSUMER DISCUSSION". HEY GUYS LETS ACT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ACTS: LETS BE DIFFERENT. ONE MORE THING, GRAPHICS. GRAPHICS ARE ARBITRARILY THE WORST PART OF A GAME AND THUS DO NOT EFFECT THE GAME ITSELF AT ALL, SO ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY WILL BUY SOMETHING FOR THE WAY IT LOOKS IS OBVIOUSLY A DIPSHIT BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT BUYING IT FOR BRAND RECOGNITION OR INNOVATIO LAST BUT NOT LEAST, AS A LOYAL CONSUMERISTIC GULLIBLE IDIOT, I WILL MAKE IT MY MISSION TO SEEK OUT AND MAKE KNOWN ALL TIDBITS OF INFORMATION-WHETHER BIASED, FRACTURED, MISLEADING OR JUST PLAIN INCORRECT-THAT CAN BE SKEWED IN SUCH A WAY TO SLANDER MY PERCIEVED ENEMIES IN THIS OLIGARCHICAL CONSOLE CONFLICT. IF I'M NOT FIGHTING FOR MY SIDE, THEN I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT WORTHY OF BUYING A CONSOLE. IT IS MY DUTY TO SPREAD DIPSHITTERY IN AN EFFORT TO FURTHER THE DELUSION THAT THERE IS INDEED A "RIGHT" CHOICE IN THIS INVISIBLE WAR AND NOW WALL OF POLITICS YES HEY GUYS LETS GO ON A JOURNEY TO FIGHT THE POWER AND DENOUNCE ALL OUR LEADERS FOR THE GOOD OF ALL MANKIND!
    Fuck!
  • AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381

    Tequilla said:

    Mad_Son said:

    Yale used to work with DMC... he is probably the only person that benefits from any inside info they actually get...

    He would be fine here as long as he chose a different handle. He is a good poster and would contribute positively.

    I've had a number of conversations with Yale over the years ... conversations that there's no reason for me to make public. What I will say though is that I know where he's coming from and he knows where I'm coming from and I've never got an indication that there's any problem on either side because of that ... no need to be a twister with the above.
    I found one of these private conversations:

    NWS ASSHOLE I WAS IN MY ROOM WATCHING THE TELEVISION AND MY FATHER CAME INTO THE ROOM AND WAS USING MY INTERNETS AND CLICKED YOUR LINK AND WAS LIKE HOLY FUCK THIS IS HAWT SO HE STARTED CUMMING ALL OVER MY FUCKING ROOM AND IT GOT INTO MY FACE SO I GOT SCARED SO I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND AT THE HOSPITAL THEY SAID DONT WORRY SEMEN IS BIODEGRADABLE BUT SORRY SON YOU HAVE CANCER IN FOUR PARTS OF YOUR BODY SO IM LIKE FUCK THEN I WENT TO MY GRANDFATHER'S HOUSE AND TOLD HIM I HAD CANCER AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT DAWG AND I WAS LIKE GRANDPAPPY YOU ARE NOT BLACK SO SHUT UP YOU DUMB SHIT THEN HE TOOK HIS CANE AND HIT ME WITH IT SO I GRABBED A NEARBY TABLE AND HIT HIM WITH IT AND HE DIED AND THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK ME TO JAIL FOR 2 YEARS AND WHEN I GOT OUT ON PAROLE I WAS BORED SO I WENT TO THE PHONE BOOTH AND CALLED MY BROTHER AND HE WAS LIKE YO SHIT ITS YOU WHERE YOU BEEN AND I WAS LIKE IN JAIL AND HE WAS LIKE DAMN TIGHT SO I HUNG UP AND WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET AND IN THE MIDDLE OF AISLE 7 THERE WAS A PYRAMID OF CANNED BEANS SO I HAD A BRILLIANT THOUGHT AND TOOK A NEARBY OLD LADY AND THREW A PACKAGE OF SPAGHETTI AT HER AND IT HIT HER AND SENT HER FLYING INTO THE CANNED BEANS AND KNOCKED THEM OVER THEN THE MALL SECURITY GUARD CAME TO ME AND STARTING HITTING ME WITH AN ASHTRAY SO I STOLE HIS PEPPERSPRAY AND PEPPERSPRAYED HIM THEN HE TOOK HIS GUN AND WAS LIKE PUT THE PEPPER SPRAY DOWN AND I DIED OF CANCER BUT THEN I WAS REINCARNATED SO I TOOK AN XBOX AND HIT THE SECURITY GUARD THAT SHOT ME AND HE DIED SO I WENT TO JAIL AGAIN SO I CALLED MY BROTHER AND HES LIKE SHIT ILL BREAK YOU OUT AND HE DID THEN I NOTICED HE WAS BLACK AND IM LIKE HEY WAIT YOU ARENT MY BROTHER AND HE WAS LIKE YES I AM AND I BELIEVED HIM EVEN THOUGH I AM WHITE SO THEN WE WENT TO A BAR TOGETHER AND MET THIS GIRL THAT WAS REALLY A MAN BECAUSE SHE HAD A PENIS SO IM LIKE FUCK YOU I DONT WANT YOUR PENIS AND SHE WAS LIKE ITS NOT A PENIS ITS A STRAP-ON SO I GRABBED IT AND SHE STARTED YELLING AT ME SO I RAN AWAY TO MY GRANDFATHERS HOUSE AND STOLE ALL HIS MONEY BECUASE HE WAS DEAD THEN I DANCED WITH A THOUSAND LLAMAS BECAUSE I WAS VERY MAD, AND I CRIED BECAUSE TWILIGHT PRINCESS GOT A 8.8 SO I KILLED AFEW NIGGER AND HUMPED A RETARDED HIPPO WITH AIDS AND NOW I HAVE AIDS AND NOW I AM CYING AND IT MAKES ME VERY SAD BUT ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS AT SCHOOL AND I WAS STUDYING AND I WAS IN STUDY HALL AND I FELL ASLEEP AND MY HEAD FELL ON MY FRIEND'S SHOULDER, WELL EX FRIEND NOW, UT THEN HE PUSHE ME AND THEN LATER AFTER CLASS HE WAS LIKE HEY YOUR GAY AND I WAS LIKE NO YOUR GAY AND HE KCI BOUGHT SEVEN HUNDRED BOXES OF YELLOW BEADS AND PUT THEM ON THE ROAD AND THIS CAR SAW THEM AND THE SILLY DRIVER THOUGHT THEY WERE GOLD PIECES SO HE PICKED THEM ALL UP AND I YELLED AT HIM FOR TAKING MY BEADS BUT HE WOULDNT STOP SO I STOLE A CAR AND STARTED CHASING HIM AND DROVE FOR TWO HOURS BEFORE HE FINALLY STOPPED THEN I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID HE TOOK MY BEADS AND HE GAVE THEM BACK BUT THEN I WAS IN SOME WEIRD PLACE BECAUSE WE DROVE SO LONG AND I DIDNT KNOW WHERE I WAS SO I WENT TO A STORE AND ASKED WHERE I WAS AND THE PERSON SAID MEXICO SO I GOT SCARED AND I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND ALL THESE DIRTY PEOPLE WERE TRYING TO SELL ME THINGS AND I WAS VERY SCARED AND RAN ALL THE WAY BACK TO CANADA AND HUGGED MY DAD THEN HE WAS LIKE I SAW YOU WENT TO JAIL ON THE NEWS AND GOT ANGRY BECAUSE I WAS A NAUGHTY CHILD AND HE WANTED SANTA TO BRING ME A VIBRATOR SO HE COULD USE IT THEN SINCE IT WAS MAD AT ME HE STARTED HITTING ME WITH A SHARPENED CARDBOARD BOX AND I GOT A PAPER CUT AND CRIED AND GOT MAD SO I STARTED PUNCHING HIM WITH A MEMORY CARD AND EVENTUALLY HE RAN AWAY SO I STARTED CHEERING BUT THE POLICE CAME AND TOLD ME I WAS UNDER ARREST FOR ASSAULT BUT I TOLD THEM IT WAS JUST SELF DEFENCE SO WE HAD TO GO TO COURT AND I STARTED YELLING AT THE JUDGE BECAUSE SHE KEPT SAYING THAT I DIDNT HAVE TO HIT HIM SO HARD BUT I WAS LIKE I DIDNT HIT HIM HARD AND STARTING HITTING THE JUDGE WITH MY MEMORY CARD TO SHOW HER THEN I GOT SENTENCED TO SIX YEARS IN PRISON AND ONE DAY IN JAIL I MET THIS COOL AFRICAN AMERICAN MAN WHO WANTED MY LUNCH MONEY AND SINCE I AM A NICE GUY EXCEPT WHEN PEOPLE HIT ME I GAVE IT TO HIM SO HE GAVE ME FOUR POUNDS OF CRACK COCAINE SO I TOOK THAT AND SOLD IT TO PEOPLE BUT ONE OF THE POLICE SAW ME AND TOOK IT AWAY SO I GOT MAD AND STARTED PUNCHING HIM AND MY AFRICAN AMERICAN FRIEND JOINED IN AND WE WERE BOTH HITTING HIM AT THE SAME TIME SO HE CALLED LIKE TWELVE OF HIS FRIENDS AND EVENTUALLY THEY OVERPOWERED US AND TIED US TO CHAIRS THEN WE WERE IN THE INTERROGATION ROOM TIED TO CHAIRS AND HE STARTED TALKING TO ME AND I DIDNT TALK BECAUSE I DONT LIKE POLICE AND HE SAID HE COULD GET ME OUT AND I BELIEVED HIM AND TOLD HIM EVERYTHING AND HE WAS LIKE HAHA SUCKER THAT WAS JUST A TRICK TO MAKE YOU TALK SO I GOT REALLY MAD AND ACCIDENTLY BROKE THE CHAIR AND THEN I TOOK THE TABLE AND STARTED HITTING HIM WITH IT THEN HE DIED SO I RAN AWAY AND HID IN A SMALL SHACK FOR NEARLY TWO MONTHS BUT THEN I WAS ON THE NEWS SAYING I WAS A DANGEROUS CONVICT BUT IM A NICE GUY THEN ONE DAY I REMEMBERED I HAD CANCER SO I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AGAIN AND THEY CALLED THE POLICE BECAUSE I WAS WANTED AND THE POLICE CAME WHILE I WAS IN THE DOCTORS AND TOOK ME TO JAIL AGAIN AND I GOT REALLY ANGRY AND MADE A BOMB OUT OF THINGS MY SISTER BROUGHT ME AND THEN I DETONATED IT AND LOTS OF PEOPLE DIED AND THERE WAS A BIG HOLE IN THE WALL SO I CLIMBED OUT AND I SOMEHOW GOT TO A JAIL IN BERLIN AND WAS LIKE WHAT THE HELL SO I WENT TO THE BERLIN WALL AND CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF IT THEN THERE WAS SOME IRAQI TERRORIST IN THE GUARD TOWER AND ALL OF A SUDDEN HE WAS LIKE PRAISE ALLAH AND I ASKED HIM WHO ALLAH WAS AND HE TOLD ME TO SHUT UP AND HE SUDDENLY EXPLODED AND I DIED AGAIN AND SINCE I WAS A BAD BOY SANTA WOULDNT REINCARNATE ME SO NOW IM RUNNING AROUND AND BEATING UP CAMELS WITH MY LLAMA BECAUSE THE EVIL HEARD OF TOMATOES AND CORN ON THE COB IS OUT TO GET US AND IM REALLY SCARED AND MY LLAMAS ARE REALLY WEAK SO I WENT UP TO THIS NIGGER AND WAS LIKE YOU NIGGER AND HE PUNCHED ME AND I CRIED AND THEN I WENT TO SCHOOL AND I WAS IN STUDY HALL AND I WAS STUDYING NEXT TO MY FRIEND AND FELL ASLEEP AND MY HEAD FELL ON HIS SHOULDER AND AFTER CLASS I RAN INTO HIM AND HE WAS LIKE HEY UR GAY ANDI WAS LIKE NO U AND HE WAS LIKE YA AND PUSHED ME AND I CRIED AND THIS IS HERE TO JUST MAKE THIS POST LOOK VERY BIGGER IF THAT MAKES ANY SINCE AND WELL, NOBODY EXPECTS JINJO SO HERE IT IS AND WELL I THINK YOU'RE VERY GAY, AND HOLY FUCK THERE'S A AVARTAR GAME THAT IS AWESOME I AM GOING TO BUY THAT SHIT NAO ANYWAY WHAT WAS I SAYING OH WELL THE WII IS SO MUCH BETTER THEN THE PS3 AND WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER AND WILL REMAIN BETTER FOR THE REST OF LIFETIME AND LOL 600 DOLLARS FOR A PS3 HOLY FUCK YOU RICH BITCHS AND LIKE WELLAND NOW WALL OF SARCASM HEY GUYS LETS GO READ THIRD PARTY REPORTS AND WATCH SOME MORE GRAINY UNFINISHED YOUTUBE RECORDINGS OF UNRELEASED GAMES ON UNFINISHED SYSTEMS AND THEN MAKE COMPLETELY ASININE SPECULATIONS ON A MARKET WHOSE WORKINGS AND ECONOMICS WE HAVE LITERALLY NO GRASP ON WHATSOEVER OH YEAH AND THIS DISC HAS THE WORD ZELDA ON IT AND THIS ONE HAS METAL GEAR SOLID ON IT, OBVIOUSLY THOSE WORDS QUALIFY AN UNBIASED VIDEOGAME COMPANY FANBOY SURROUNDED BY SIMILAR VIDEOGAME COMPANY FANBOYS TO MAKE COMPLETELY SPECULATIVE, UNFOUNDED, UNRESEARCHED, AND MOSTLY HEARSAY DECISIONS ON BULLSHIT SIX MONTHS BEFORE ITS EVEN COMMERCIALLY RELEASED INNOVATION, ALBEIT AN ABSTRACT NOUN THAT CAN BE APPLIED TO ALMOST ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING, IS KEY IN THIS MANUFACTURED OLIGARCHY OF CONSOLES WHICH IS BEING SOLD AS A WAR IN THE MEDIA IN ORDER TO CONVINCE GULLIBLE CONSUMERS THAT BY PURCHASING A BOX WITH A LOGO THAT YOU ARE IN FACT "WINNING" OR "MAKING THE RIGHT CHOICE". ALL GAME COMPANIES OTHER THAN THE ONE I CHOSE DUE TO NOSTAILGIA AND A HOPELESSLY FRACTURED SAMPLING OF GAMES ARE NOT INNOVATIVE ENOUGH, AND ARE THUS SOMEHOW WORSE HEY GUYS LETS SHOOT THE MESSENGER. HEY GUYS LETS RELABEL COMPANY LOYALTY AS "CONSUMER DISCUSSION". HEY GUYS LETS ACT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ACTS: LETS BE DIFFERENT. ONE MORE THING, GRAPHICS. GRAPHICS ARE ARBITRARILY THE WORST PART OF A GAME AND THUS DO NOT EFFECT THE GAME ITSELF AT ALL, SO ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY WILL BUY SOMETHING FOR THE WAY IT LOOKS IS OBVIOUSLY A DIPSHIT BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT BUYING IT FOR BRAND RECOGNITION OR INNOVATIO LAST BUT NOT LEAST, AS A LOYAL CONSUMERISTIC GULLIBLE IDIOT, I WILL MAKE IT MY MISSION TO SEEK OUT AND MAKE KNOWN ALL TIDBITS OF INFORMATION-WHETHER BIASED, FRACTURED, MISLEADING OR JUST PLAIN INCORRECT-THAT CAN BE SKEWED IN SUCH A WAY TO SLANDER MY PERCIEVED ENEMIES IN THIS OLIGARCHICAL CONSOLE CONFLICT. IF I'M NOT FIGHTING FOR MY SIDE, THEN I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT WORTHY OF BUYING A CONSOLE. IT IS MY DUTY TO SPREAD DIPSHITTERY IN AN EFFORT TO FURTHER THE DELUSION THAT THERE IS INDEED A "RIGHT" CHOICE IN THIS INVISIBLE WAR AND NOW WALL OF POLITICS YES HEY GUYS LETS GO ON A JOURNEY TO FIGHT THE POWER AND DENOUNCE ALL OUR LEADERS FOR THE GOOD OF ALL MANKIND!
    agree
  • Dick_BDick_B Member Posts: 1,301
    when you see even 14AFS questioning the party line, you know things are fucked.
  • DardanusDardanus Member Posts: 2,623
    edited September 2014
    Kudos for finding one of Tequilla's more intelligible and concise messages. His shit usually goes on forever.
  • TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,825
    What it means is that there are reasons why Yale doesn't post here ... reasons that don't need to be hashed out on the board.
  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,485 Standard Supporter

    Tequilla said:

    Mad_Son said:

    Yale used to work with DMC... he is probably the only person that benefits from any inside info they actually get...

    He would be fine here as long as he chose a different handle. He is a good poster and would contribute positively.

    I've had a number of conversations with Yale over the years ... conversations that there's no reason for me to make public. What I will say though is that I know where he's coming from and he knows where I'm coming from and I've never got an indication that there's any problem on either side because of that ... no need to be a twister with the above.
    I found one of these private conversations:

    NWS ASSHOLE I WAS IN MY ROOM WATCHING THE TELEVISION AND MY FATHER CAME INTO THE ROOM AND WAS USING MY INTERNETS AND CLICKED YOUR LINK AND WAS LIKE HOLY FUCK THIS IS HAWT SO HE STARTED CUMMING ALL OVER MY FUCKING ROOM AND IT GOT INTO MY FACE SO I GOT SCARED SO I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND AT THE HOSPITAL THEY SAID DONT WORRY SEMEN IS BIODEGRADABLE BUT SORRY SON YOU HAVE CANCER IN FOUR PARTS OF YOUR BODY SO IM LIKE FUCK THEN I WENT TO MY GRANDFATHER'S HOUSE AND TOLD HIM I HAD CANCER AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT DAWG AND I WAS LIKE GRANDPAPPY YOU ARE NOT BLACK SO SHUT UP YOU DUMB SHIT THEN HE TOOK HIS CANE AND HIT ME WITH IT SO I GRABBED A NEARBY TABLE AND HIT HIM WITH IT AND HE DIED AND THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK ME TO JAIL FOR 2 YEARS AND WHEN I GOT OUT ON PAROLE I WAS BORED SO I WENT TO THE PHONE BOOTH AND CALLED MY BROTHER AND HE WAS LIKE YO SHIT ITS YOU WHERE YOU BEEN AND I WAS LIKE IN JAIL AND HE WAS LIKE DAMN TIGHT SO I HUNG UP AND WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET AND IN THE MIDDLE OF AISLE 7 THERE WAS A PYRAMID OF CANNED BEANS SO I HAD A BRILLIANT THOUGHT AND TOOK A NEARBY OLD LADY AND THREW A PACKAGE OF SPAGHETTI AT HER AND IT HIT HER AND SENT HER FLYING INTO THE CANNED BEANS AND KNOCKED THEM OVER THEN THE MALL SECURITY GUARD CAME TO ME AND STARTING HITTING ME WITH AN ASHTRAY SO I STOLE HIS PEPPERSPRAY AND PEPPERSPRAYED HIM THEN HE TOOK HIS GUN AND WAS LIKE PUT THE PEPPER SPRAY DOWN AND I DIED OF CANCER BUT THEN I WAS REINCARNATED SO I TOOK AN XBOX AND HIT THE SECURITY GUARD THAT SHOT ME AND HE DIED SO I WENT TO JAIL AGAIN SO I CALLED MY BROTHER AND HES LIKE SHIT ILL BREAK YOU OUT AND HE DID THEN I NOTICED HE WAS BLACK AND IM LIKE HEY WAIT YOU ARENT MY BROTHER AND HE WAS LIKE YES I AM AND I BELIEVED HIM EVEN THOUGH I AM WHITE SO THEN WE WENT TO A BAR TOGETHER AND MET THIS GIRL THAT WAS REALLY A MAN BECAUSE SHE HAD A PENIS SO IM LIKE FUCK YOU I DONT WANT YOUR PENIS AND SHE WAS LIKE ITS NOT A PENIS ITS A STRAP-ON SO I GRABBED IT AND SHE STARTED YELLING AT ME SO I RAN AWAY TO MY GRANDFATHERS HOUSE AND STOLE ALL HIS MONEY BECUASE HE WAS DEAD THEN I DANCED WITH A THOUSAND LLAMAS BECAUSE I WAS VERY MAD, AND I CRIED BECAUSE TWILIGHT PRINCESS GOT A 8.8 SO I KILLED AFEW NIGGER AND HUMPED A RETARDED HIPPO WITH AIDS AND NOW I HAVE AIDS AND NOW I AM CYING AND IT MAKES ME VERY SAD BUT ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS AT SCHOOL AND I WAS STUDYING AND I WAS IN STUDY HALL AND I FELL ASLEEP AND MY HEAD FELL ON MY FRIEND'S SHOULDER, WELL EX FRIEND NOW, UT THEN HE PUSHE ME AND THEN LATER AFTER CLASS HE WAS LIKE HEY YOUR GAY AND I WAS LIKE NO YOUR GAY AND HE KCI BOUGHT SEVEN HUNDRED BOXES OF YELLOW BEADS AND PUT THEM ON THE ROAD AND THIS CAR SAW THEM AND THE SILLY DRIVER THOUGHT THEY WERE GOLD PIECES SO HE PICKED THEM ALL UP AND I YELLED AT HIM FOR TAKING MY BEADS BUT HE WOULDNT STOP SO I STOLE A CAR AND STARTED CHASING HIM AND DROVE FOR TWO HOURS BEFORE HE FINALLY STOPPED THEN I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID HE TOOK MY BEADS AND HE GAVE THEM BACK BUT THEN I WAS IN SOME WEIRD PLACE BECAUSE WE DROVE SO LONG AND I DIDNT KNOW WHERE I WAS SO I WENT TO A STORE AND ASKED WHERE I WAS AND THE PERSON SAID MEXICO SO I GOT SCARED AND I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND ALL THESE DIRTY PEOPLE WERE TRYING TO SELL ME THINGS AND I WAS VERY SCARED AND RAN ALL THE WAY BACK TO CANADA AND HUGGED MY DAD THEN HE WAS LIKE I SAW YOU WENT TO JAIL ON THE NEWS AND GOT ANGRY BECAUSE I WAS A NAUGHTY CHILD AND HE WANTED SANTA TO BRING ME A VIBRATOR SO HE COULD USE IT THEN SINCE IT WAS MAD AT ME HE STARTED HITTING ME WITH A SHARPENED CARDBOARD BOX AND I GOT A PAPER CUT AND CRIED AND GOT MAD SO I STARTED PUNCHING HIM WITH A MEMORY CARD AND EVENTUALLY HE RAN AWAY SO I STARTED CHEERING BUT THE POLICE CAME AND TOLD ME I WAS UNDER ARREST FOR ASSAULT BUT I TOLD THEM IT WAS JUST SELF DEFENCE SO WE HAD TO GO TO COURT AND I STARTED YELLING AT THE JUDGE BECAUSE SHE KEPT SAYING THAT I DIDNT HAVE TO HIT HIM SO HARD BUT I WAS LIKE I DIDNT HIT HIM HARD AND STARTING HITTING THE JUDGE WITH MY MEMORY CARD TO SHOW HER THEN I GOT SENTENCED TO SIX YEARS IN PRISON AND ONE DAY IN JAIL I MET THIS COOL AFRICAN AMERICAN MAN WHO WANTED MY LUNCH MONEY AND SINCE I AM A NICE GUY EXCEPT WHEN PEOPLE HIT ME I GAVE IT TO HIM SO HE GAVE ME FOUR POUNDS OF CRACK COCAINE SO I TOOK THAT AND SOLD IT TO PEOPLE BUT ONE OF THE POLICE SAW ME AND TOOK IT AWAY SO I GOT MAD AND STARTED PUNCHING HIM AND MY AFRICAN AMERICAN FRIEND JOINED IN AND WE WERE BOTH HITTING HIM AT THE SAME TIME SO HE CALLED LIKE TWELVE OF HIS FRIENDS AND EVENTUALLY THEY OVERPOWERED US AND TIED US TO CHAIRS THEN WE WERE IN THE INTERROGATION ROOM TIED TO CHAIRS AND HE STARTED TALKING TO ME AND I DIDNT TALK BECAUSE I DONT LIKE POLICE AND HE SAID HE COULD GET ME OUT AND I BELIEVED HIM AND TOLD HIM EVERYTHING AND HE WAS LIKE HAHA SUCKER THAT WAS JUST A TRICK TO MAKE YOU TALK SO I GOT REALLY MAD AND ACCIDENTLY BROKE THE CHAIR AND THEN I TOOK THE TABLE AND STARTED HITTING HIM WITH IT THEN HE DIED SO I RAN AWAY AND HID IN A SMALL SHACK FOR NEARLY TWO MONTHS BUT THEN I WAS ON THE NEWS SAYING I WAS A DANGEROUS CONVICT BUT IM A NICE GUY THEN ONE DAY I REMEMBERED I HAD CANCER SO I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AGAIN AND THEY CALLED THE POLICE BECAUSE I WAS WANTED AND THE POLICE CAME WHILE I WAS IN THE DOCTORS AND TOOK ME TO JAIL AGAIN AND I GOT REALLY ANGRY AND MADE A BOMB OUT OF THINGS MY SISTER BROUGHT ME AND THEN I DETONATED IT AND LOTS OF PEOPLE DIED AND THERE WAS A BIG HOLE IN THE WALL SO I CLIMBED OUT AND I SOMEHOW GOT TO A JAIL IN BERLIN AND WAS LIKE WHAT THE HELL SO I WENT TO THE BERLIN WALL AND CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF IT THEN THERE WAS SOME IRAQI TERRORIST IN THE GUARD TOWER AND ALL OF A SUDDEN HE WAS LIKE PRAISE ALLAH AND I ASKED HIM WHO ALLAH WAS AND HE TOLD ME TO SHUT UP AND HE SUDDENLY EXPLODED AND I DIED AGAIN AND SINCE I WAS A BAD BOY SANTA WOULDNT REINCARNATE ME SO NOW IM RUNNING AROUND AND BEATING UP CAMELS WITH MY LLAMA BECAUSE THE EVIL HEARD OF TOMATOES AND CORN ON THE COB IS OUT TO GET US AND IM REALLY SCARED AND MY LLAMAS ARE REALLY WEAK SO I WENT UP TO THIS NIGGER AND WAS LIKE YOU NIGGER AND HE PUNCHED ME AND I CRIED AND THEN I WENT TO SCHOOL AND I WAS IN STUDY HALL AND I WAS STUDYING NEXT TO MY FRIEND AND FELL ASLEEP AND MY HEAD FELL ON HIS SHOULDER AND AFTER CLASS I RAN INTO HIM AND HE WAS LIKE HEY UR GAY ANDI WAS LIKE NO U AND HE WAS LIKE YA AND PUSHED ME AND I CRIED AND THIS IS HERE TO JUST MAKE THIS POST LOOK VERY BIGGER IF THAT MAKES ANY SINCE AND WELL, NOBODY EXPECTS JINJO SO HERE IT IS AND WELL I THINK YOU'RE VERY GAY, AND HOLY FUCK THERE'S A AVARTAR GAME THAT IS AWESOME I AM GOING TO BUY THAT SHIT NAO ANYWAY WHAT WAS I SAYING OH WELL THE WII IS SO MUCH BETTER THEN THE PS3 AND WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER AND WILL REMAIN BETTER FOR THE REST OF LIFETIME AND LOL 600 DOLLARS FOR A PS3 HOLY FUCK YOU RICH BITCHS AND LIKE WELLAND NOW WALL OF SARCASM HEY GUYS LETS GO READ THIRD PARTY REPORTS AND WATCH SOME MORE GRAINY UNFINISHED YOUTUBE RECORDINGS OF UNRELEASED GAMES ON UNFINISHED SYSTEMS AND THEN MAKE COMPLETELY ASININE SPECULATIONS ON A MARKET WHOSE WORKINGS AND ECONOMICS WE HAVE LITERALLY NO GRASP ON WHATSOEVER OH YEAH AND THIS DISC HAS THE WORD ZELDA ON IT AND THIS ONE HAS METAL GEAR SOLID ON IT, OBVIOUSLY THOSE WORDS QUALIFY AN UNBIASED VIDEOGAME COMPANY FANBOY SURROUNDED BY SIMILAR VIDEOGAME COMPANY FANBOYS TO MAKE COMPLETELY SPECULATIVE, UNFOUNDED, UNRESEARCHED, AND MOSTLY HEARSAY DECISIONS ON BULLSHIT SIX MONTHS BEFORE ITS EVEN COMMERCIALLY RELEASED INNOVATION, ALBEIT AN ABSTRACT NOUN THAT CAN BE APPLIED TO ALMOST ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING, IS KEY IN THIS MANUFACTURED OLIGARCHY OF CONSOLES WHICH IS BEING SOLD AS A WAR IN THE MEDIA IN ORDER TO CONVINCE GULLIBLE CONSUMERS THAT BY PURCHASING A BOX WITH A LOGO THAT YOU ARE IN FACT "WINNING" OR "MAKING THE RIGHT CHOICE". ALL GAME COMPANIES OTHER THAN THE ONE I CHOSE DUE TO NOSTAILGIA AND A HOPELESSLY FRACTURED SAMPLING OF GAMES ARE NOT INNOVATIVE ENOUGH, AND ARE THUS SOMEHOW WORSE HEY GUYS LETS SHOOT THE MESSENGER. HEY GUYS LETS RELABEL COMPANY LOYALTY AS "CONSUMER DISCUSSION". HEY GUYS LETS ACT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ACTS: LETS BE DIFFERENT. ONE MORE THING, GRAPHICS. GRAPHICS ARE ARBITRARILY THE WORST PART OF A GAME AND THUS DO NOT EFFECT THE GAME ITSELF AT ALL, SO ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY WILL BUY SOMETHING FOR THE WAY IT LOOKS IS OBVIOUSLY A DIPSHIT BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT BUYING IT FOR BRAND RECOGNITION OR INNOVATIO LAST BUT NOT LEAST, AS A LOYAL CONSUMERISTIC GULLIBLE IDIOT, I WILL MAKE IT MY MISSION TO SEEK OUT AND MAKE KNOWN ALL TIDBITS OF INFORMATION-WHETHER BIASED, FRACTURED, MISLEADING OR JUST PLAIN INCORRECT-THAT CAN BE SKEWED IN SUCH A WAY TO SLANDER MY PERCIEVED ENEMIES IN THIS OLIGARCHICAL CONSOLE CONFLICT. IF I'M NOT FIGHTING FOR MY SIDE, THEN I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT WORTHY OF BUYING A CONSOLE. IT IS MY DUTY TO SPREAD DIPSHITTERY IN AN EFFORT TO FURTHER THE DELUSION THAT THERE IS INDEED A "RIGHT" CHOICE IN THIS INVISIBLE WAR AND NOW WALL OF POLITICS YES HEY GUYS LETS GO ON A JOURNEY TO FIGHT THE POWER AND DENOUNCE ALL OUR LEADERS FOR THE GOOD OF ALL MANKIND!
    Fuck I hope that's a copy n paste and not original material.
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  • GladstoneGladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    Tequila -- are you referring to his relationship with the old guard (Dave et. all) at DM? That's why he won't defect? If you know him you should pitch him about HH. He surely knows by know how much of an enemy of the program the LP Trio are.
  • TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,825
    Gladstone ... he's well aware of this place. He does have strong relationships which will keep him there instead of turning his back.

    However, the good thing about that is that he's also one that will always call a spade a spade and he's not going to get censored like others would. It's not the worst thing in the world that he stays there as a result.

  • GladstoneGladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    Pity, he would be a great fit here. He would get a slight degree of crap when he first joined, but ideologically he'd fit right in.
  • allpurpleallgoldallpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    Tequilla said:

    What it means is that there are reasons why Yale doesn't post here ... reasons that don't need to be hashed out on the board.

    That's some gaybob shit.

    See what I did there?
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,356 Founders Club
    Tequilla said:

    Mad_Son said:

    Yale used to work with DMC... he is probably the only person that benefits from any inside info they actually get...

    He would be fine here as long as he chose a different handle. He is a good poster and would contribute positively.

    I've had a number of conversations with Yale over the years ... conversations that there's no reason for me to make public. What I will say though is that I know where he's coming from and he knows where I'm coming from and I've never got an indication that there's any problem on either side because of that ... no need to be a twister with the above.
    image
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,356 Founders Club
    Meek said:

    so why do we give a shit what Yale does again?

    The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Tequilla said:

    What it means is that there are reasons why Yale doesn't post here ... reasons that don't need to be hashed out on the board.

    We know he's got a sandy vagina.

    You can hash that out here.
  • DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 62,350 Founders Club

    @FremontTroll Ten years and 17,555 visits ago, you made your first post on Hardcore Husky. You've gone a decade without being banned!

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