I know stats are for fags...

Swaye

...but did you see Danny Sheltons? Ho Lee Fuck! I guess in my drunken pissed off fog I knew he was beast, but shit man. Dude has around 25 tackles, 6 sacks, and 7 TFL in 2 games. Christ. And if Cuntowski would pull his head out of his ass and let Kikaha be an edge terror, it would free both Shelton and Kikaha up even more.

Shelton is a war daddy.

GrundleStiltzkin

Scrimmage or not (Hi boobs!!111!) six sacks for a DT in 2 games is pretty Outlandish.

RaceBannon

Speaking of stats...... Freaking out about yards is FS now. The record books need to be re set. Rules favor offense, plays per game are up, and teams throw 60 times a game. Just win

chuck

He abused Eastern pretty badly. It was like a good high school DL playing against junior high OL. It took 2 or often 3 guys to keep him from just blowing up every play.

Swaye

I don't want to go full doogin', but we haven't had any interior DL look like this in over a decade. Triplett the last? Fucker is just dominating.

sarktastic

RaceBannon said:

Speaking of stats...... Freaking out about yards is FS now. The record books need to be re set. Rules favor offense, plays per game are up, and teams throw 60 times a game. Just win

2 top 10 teams just put up 1,000 yards and 73 points between them, one of which was touted to have the best defense in the nation.

It's a new game.

TTJ

Swaye said:

I don't want to go full doogin', but we haven't had any interior DL look like this in over a decade. Triplett the last? Fucker is just dominating.

Yeah, that's the comparison I'd make. Tripplett or Ron Holmes. Shelton is off to a monster start.