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EsophagealFeces
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Unofficial 5th major, bitches! This Scottie, Xander, Rory pairing is fire. The course looks incredible, should be a great week. Best field of the year thus far. I’m really hoping Charley Hoffman gets eaten by a gator. Fuck that guy.
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I'd pay to travel and attend this thing if I was assured that a gator was eating pretty much any golfer.
As we like to say, Rory is mentally weak. Can't believe that its the college kid that had to apologize. Rory is in contention and looking like a good weekend. I wonder if the Scottie Scheffler era is over already
I'm sorry, but that is just so lame. I have a buddy that really, really fucks when it comes to golf and golfing ability and he loves Rory. Probably because he's also a huge metrosexual that can't deal with women without crying into his pile of cash.
Fuck all the PGA pros. All of them. The Covid bump in branding is over. Soft dipshit stick bros just like the NBA players.
That UT kid was also retarded to just give him his phone.
"Hey can I have your phone"
"Hey can you give up your money? Until then, Fuck You you soft bitch."
Golf pros used to come up from the hardscrabble of West Texas and serve in the army at age 15 after becoming a caddy at age 6
Now they are AAU kids with junior golf and college scholarships. Of course they are soft fucking losers
Min Woo Lee is back in contention. I think I'll pick him again
Justin Thomas 78 yesterday. 9 under through 14 today
62 for JT with a bogey on 18
This is aging as well as Tiger Woods.
Incredible round by JT, despite the thud at the end. That was fun to watch.
Scintillating leaderboard headed into Sunday.
Rory fucked the dog today. He should be in the final group.
Min Woo shot 76 the first time I picked him. 78 yesterday. Oh well lots of choking which is always fun. Expect more of the same today
Yeah, they’re gagging all over the fuckin place. It’s almost like it’s rigged for Rory to win. He must have paid the Chiefs’ refs to be the tournament rules officials today.
Now Rory does his own gagging making bogey from the fairway with a wedge in his hand to a gimmie pin. For all the Rory fluffing the PGA tour does, he sure doesn’t do a lot of winning. Morikawa might win if he can post 10 under while the rest of these losers fall apart. I think I’m rooting for Bhatia at this point even though he looks like he belongs at Hogwarts. As I type this, Morikawa just missed a 6 footer for birdie and Bhatia made bogey. Bryson would be lapping this field.
Min Woo is pretty electric. A lot going on with that swing, high volatility.
This has to be the worst final round leaderboard in the history of the Players. Rory is going to win this by default as all these nobodies fold like dollar store lawn chairs.
The Players has this kind of thing happen more than others. It’s a course that doesn’t just favor the bombers.
We’ll see if they actually get it in today
Is there anyone who misses more 6 footers in final rounds of big tournaments than Rory?