The Players gayme thread
Unofficial 5th major, bitches! This Scottie, Xander, Rory pairing is fire. The course looks incredible, should be a great week. Best field of the year thus far. I’m really hoping Charley Hoffman gets eaten by a gator. Fuck that guy.
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I'd pay to travel and attend this thing if I was assured that a gator was eating pretty much any golfer.
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As we like to say, Rory is mentally weak. Can't believe that its the college kid that had to apologize. Rory is in contention and looking like a good weekend. I wonder if the Scottie Scheffler era is over already
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I'm sorry, but that is just so lame. I have a buddy that really, really fucks when it comes to golf and golfing ability and he loves Rory. Probably because he's also a huge metrosexual that can't deal with women without crying into his pile of cash.
Fuck all the PGA pros. All of them. The Covid bump in branding is over. Soft dipshit stick bros just like the NBA players.
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That UT kid was also retarded to just give him his phone.
"Hey can I have your phone"
"Hey can you give up your money? Until then, Fuck You you soft bitch."
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Golf pros used to come up from the hardscrabble of West Texas and serve in the army at age 15 after becoming a caddy at age 6
Now they are AAU kids with junior golf and college scholarships. Of course they are soft fucking losers
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Min Woo Lee is back in contention. I think I'll pick him again
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Justin Thomas 78 yesterday. 9 under through 14 today
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62 for JT with a bogey on 18
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This is aging as well as Tiger Woods.
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Incredible round by JT, despite the thud at the end. That was fun to watch.
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Scintillating leaderboard headed into Sunday.
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Rory fucked the dog today. He should be in the final group.
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Min Woo shot 76 the first time I picked him. 78 yesterday. Oh well lots of choking which is always fun. Expect more of the same today
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Yeah, they’re gagging all over the fuckin place. It’s almost like it’s rigged for Rory to win. He must have paid the Chiefs’ refs to be the tournament rules officials today.
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Now Rory does his own gagging making bogey from the fairway with a wedge in his hand to a gimmie pin. For all the Rory fluffing the PGA tour does, he sure doesn’t do a lot of winning. Morikawa might win if he can post 10 under while the rest of these losers fall apart. I think I’m rooting for Bhatia at this point even though he looks like he belongs at Hogwarts. As I type this, Morikawa just missed a 6 footer for birdie and Bhatia made bogey. Bryson would be lapping this field.
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Min Woo is pretty electric. A lot going on with that swing, high volatility.
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This has to be the worst final round leaderboard in the history of the Players. Rory is going to win this by default as all these nobodies fold like dollar store lawn chairs.
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The Players has this kind of thing happen more than others. It’s a course that doesn’t just favor the bombers.
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We’ll see if they actually get it in today
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Is there anyone who misses more 6 footers in final rounds of big tournaments than Rory?
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Rory is going to choke. It's his brand. Can't stand that guy. Bet the mortgage on Bhatia.
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Rory choking less than others, I guess good on him
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A great payday for the runners up. 2.7 million for first loser JJ. 28 wins for Rory - the 22nd player to get there.
Once again the diminished field came into play. The more top players entered the better chance for a Sunday shoot out. The Cinderella stories are fine but you also need the big guns
Scottie Scheffler won 13 times over the last 3 years and only two of them were against everyone - the two Masters. Time to tap the brakes on Scottie
As for JJ Spaun the double sprinkler drop to get out of the rough into the fairway saved him but you knew the golf gods were not amused. What is legal and what is proper are two different things. My foursome would have left someone beaten and bleeding if they pulled that
Justice came calling on the 17th hole in the playoff
Rory is now set to not win the Masters again
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We already know Rory isn’t winning the Masters. None of the other big guns are playing well. Definitely a take the field kind of year.
I’ll go with Ludvig.
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I like one of the LIV guys to step up and remind the world they still exist. Augusta is made for Rahm
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Great point on the double sprinkler drop. That was some grade A bullshit even though it was technically within the rules.
I can’t wait to see Rory be the betting favorite at Augusta only to barely make the cut, shoot something low on Saturday to get within 5-6, then shoot 76 on Sunday. It’s going to be speshul.
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Televised tournaments give pros all sorts of breaks. Always putting their hands on the ball for immovable temporary obstructions or the like
They hit in the trees and there's usually an opening. I hit into the trees and have 5 blocking me
One drop in the rough to avoid standing on a sprinkler is one thing. He then dropped intentionally on another to get a second drop
Not cool but I'd do it too probably. Trying to win
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JT is my Masters darkhorse.
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I would love it if JT could pull that off. He’s probably my #1 guy I’d like to see win it since Tiger is ded. Bryson would probably be #2. The Masters is my favorite sporting event, and I hate it when guys I don’t like or don’t care about win it.
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Where my Min Woo Lee haters at? Sooner or later he will figure this thing out. Or shoot 78 today. Quite a 63 yesterday. The Austrailiasian John Daley - long with a good touch. 30 yards past Scottie most of the day
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