Kim is so bad on the radio

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I never thought the Elise and Jerry show could get any worse but it has. Kim and Eklund were hosting it.

I was driving and happen to listen at the start and Kim is starting with another "What I"m hearing".

"I'm hearing Mack Brown is in trouble in Texas and if he has a bad year he could be out. I'm hearing Nick Saban could be in play. If he goes to Texas he'd be unstoppable."

Nevermind he has won 3 out of 4 natty's so I'd say he already is. Plus who the fuck leaves Alabama?

Also Kim mentioned how Saban got his start coaching at Washington under Don James which isn't at all true since he coached with James at Kent State.

TierbsHsotBoobs

You deserve to die in a fucking fire for turning KJR on. Didn't bother to read the rest of your post.

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TierbsHsotBoobs said:

You deserve to die in a fucking fire for turning KJR on. Didn't bother to read the rest of your post.

I'm fully aware but once I heard those two were hosting I figured I'd get a cheap sound bite of stupidity to pass the day by.

HeretoBeatmyChest

He_Needs_More_Time said:

I never thought the Elise and Jerry show could get any worse but it has. Kim and Eklund were hosting it.

I was driving and happen to listen at the start and Kim is starting with another "What I"m hearing".

"I'm hearing Mack Brown is in trouble in Texas and if he has a bad year he could be out. I'm hearing Nick Saban could be in play. If he goes to Texas he'd be unstoppable."

Nevermind he has won 3 out of 4 natty's so I'd say he already is. Plus who the fuck leaves Alabama?

Also Kim mentioned how Saban got his start coaching at Washington under Don James which isn't at all true since he coached with James at Kent State.

Sounds like you are just here to beat your chest.

TierbsHsotBoobs

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

He_Needs_More_Time said:

I never thought the Elise and Jerry show could get any worse but it has. Kim and Eklund were hosting it.

I was driving and happen to listen at the start and Kim is starting with another "What I"m hearing".

"I'm hearing Mack Brown is in trouble in Texas and if he has a bad year he could be out. I'm hearing Nick Saban could be in play. If he goes to Texas he'd be unstoppable."

Nevermind he has won 3 out of 4 natty's so I'd say he already is. Plus who the fuck leaves Alabama?

Also Kim mentioned how Saban got his start coaching at Washington under Don James which isn't at all true since he coached with James at Kent State.

Sounds like you are just here to beat your meat.

HuskyJW

You stumbled across it and and listened for probably at least 20 minutes to pick up those nuggets?

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HuskyJW said:

You stumbled across it and and listened for probably at least 20 minutes to pick up those nuggets?

That was the opening and it was like only 5 minutes then I turned it off.

CuntWaffle

Nick Saban leaving Alabama for Texas??? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!111!!!11!1

So end of the month for Mack Brown?

Rancid

I caught the last few minutes on the way home from my boy's gymnastics class. He's great at somersaults and shitting his pants unannounced.

Anywho, according to the brain trust, the offensive line has real depth now. The reason freshman have to start is because sark was just able to get better athletes than the previous class. It's actually a luxury to have veterans as backups instead of freshmen.

Makes perfect sense to me.

jecornel

Okay, 710 was on commercial I went over to KJR. I heard the train wreck! Eklund! Hoolleee S**T..All they could talk about were the "haters." They tried breaking down the o-line situation, it was like a PSA. No one "gets it" but those two. They referenced haters at least 5 times in 10 minutes. Sounds like an agenda.

Eklund could only say "good looking player" and "he can track the ball and find the ball." Over and over. UW got a kid out of Cali and UW was the only offer "sleeper find."

They said they were going to take calls, and guess what they didn't.

Oh and of course Kim had took a couple shots at Tyrone. Hilarious!

KJR is scary bad.

MikeDamone

Rancid said:

I caught the last few minutes on the way home from my boy's gymnastics class. He's great at somersaults and shitting his pants unannounced.

Anywho, according to the brain trust, the offensive line has real depth now. The reason freshman have to start is because sark was just able to get better athletes than the previous class. It's actually a luxury to have veterans as backups instead of freshmen.

Makes perfect sense to me.

It's aways best to make an announcement before shitting ones pants.

I lol'd

MikeDamone

jecornel said:

Okay, 710 was on commercial I went over to KJR. I heard the train wreck! Eklund! Hoolleee S**T..All they could talk about were the "haters." They tried breaking down the o-line situation, it was like a PSA. No one "gets it" but those two. They referenced haters at least 5 times in 10 minutes. Sounds like an agenda.

Eklund could only say "good looking player" and "he can track the ball and find the ball." Over and over. UW got a kid out of Cali and UW was the only offer "sleeper find."

They said they were going to take calls, and guess what they didn't.

Oh and of course Kim had took a couple shots at Tyrone. Hilarious!

KJR is scary bad.

Sounds like haters gonna hate.

Southerndawg

MikeDamone said:

Rancid said:

I caught the last few minutes on the way home from my boy's gymnastics class. He's great at somersaults and shitting his pants unannounced.

Anywho, according to the brain trust, the offensive line has real depth now. The reason freshman have to start is because sark was just able to get better athletes than the previous class. It's actually a luxury to have veterans as backups instead of freshmen.

Makes perfect sense to me.

It's aways best to make an announcement before shitting ones pants.

I lol'd

Ditto, that was premium bored material.

Southerndawg

He_Needs_More_Time said:

I never thought the Elise and Jerry show could get any worse but it has. Kim and Eklund were hosting it.

I was driving and happen to listen at the start and Kim is starting with another "What I"m hearing".

"I'm hearing Mack Brown is in trouble in Texas and if he has a bad year he could be out. I'm hearing Nick Saban could be in play. If he goes to Texas he'd be unstoppable."

Nevermind he has won 3 out of 4 natty's so I'd say he already is. Plus who the fuck leaves Alabama?

Also Kim mentioned how Saban got his start coaching at Washington under Don James which isn't at all true since he coached with James at Kent State.

Good god, Kim has to be the queen of all douche nozzles, at least that's what I'm hearing.

RoadDawg55

He_Needs_More_Time said:

I never thought the Elise and Jerry show could get any worse but it has. Kim and Eklund were hosting it.

I was driving and happen to listen at the start and Kim is starting with another "What I"m hearing".

"I'm hearing Mack Brown is in trouble in Texas and if he has a bad year he could be out. I'm hearing Nick Saban could be in play. If he goes to Texas he'd be unstoppable."

Nevermind he has won 3 out of 4 natty's so I'd say he already is. Plus who the fuck leaves Alabama?

Also Kim mentioned how Saban got his start coaching at Washington under Don James which isn't at all true since he coached with James at Kent State.

I wonder who Kim hears this stuff from? From a regular at the Dub Pub? Maybe Fleenor? Voices in his head?

DerekJohnson

RoadDawg55 said:

He_Needs_More_Time said:

I never thought the Elise and Jerry show could get any worse but it has. Kim and Eklund were hosting it.

I was driving and happen to listen at the start and Kim is starting with another "What I"m hearing".

"I'm hearing Mack Brown is in trouble in Texas and if he has a bad year he could be out. I'm hearing Nick Saban could be in play. If he goes to Texas he'd be unstoppable."

Nevermind he has won 3 out of 4 natty's so I'd say he already is. Plus who the fuck leaves Alabama?

Also Kim mentioned how Saban got his start coaching at Washington under Don James which isn't at all true since he coached with James at Kent State.

I wonder who Kim hears this stuff? From a regular at the Dub Pub? Maybe Fleenor? Voices in his head?

a hot blonde Texas intern he ran into at the VMAC who had some inside info

HillsboroDuck

RoadDawg55 said:

He_Needs_More_Time said:

I never thought the Elise and Jerry show could get any worse but it has. Kim and Eklund were hosting it.

I was driving and happen to listen at the start and Kim is starting with another "What I"m hearing".

"I'm hearing Mack Brown is in trouble in Texas and if he has a bad year he could be out. I'm hearing Nick Saban could be in play. If he goes to Texas he'd be unstoppable."

Nevermind he has won 3 out of 4 natty's so I'd say he already is. Plus who the fuck leaves Alabama?

Also Kim mentioned how Saban got his start coaching at Washington under Don James which isn't at all true since he coached with James at Kent State.

I wonder who Kim hears this stuff from? From a regular at the Dub Pub? Maybe Fleenor? Voices in his head?

I'm hearing his source is one badapple

bananasnblondes

The only thing more nauseating than hearing Kim on the radio is the line of fans he has over at dawgman who are constantly trying to drum up support to petition KJR to get him a permanent prime time weekday spot. The one entertaining thing about that show is how he alters his accent and annunciation when talking on the phone to 17 year old boys, especially those with darker complexion.

Dick_B

I hear Mack Brown has been seen at Sea-Tac

Fire_Marshall_Bill

bananasnblondes said:

The only thing more nauseating than hearing Kim on the radio is the line of fans he has over at dawgman who are constantly trying to drum up support to petition KJR to get him a permanent prime time weekday spot. The one entertaining thing about that show is how he alters his accent and annunciation when talking on the phone to 17 year old boys, especially those with darker complexion.

And they are creeped out by it