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creepycoug
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Been away on vaca. So while I was gone my sister's son (making him my nephew) was drowning in lake chelan ... so I had to run like fucking hell, faster than a late 40s fat guy should ever have to run, hurdle a few families on the beach and save his ass. It was awesome. I even got a blowjob that night for the first time in like 5 years. Very cool day, and I'm pretty fucking cool now.
So Oregon is going to get run on again this season. Good luck with that.
We suck, but Peterman has like five weeks to figure out why so I'm not hitting the eject button just yet.
Winston is a hell of an athlete but is not a great QB, and he, and anyone else who doesn't know already, are going to find out why you miss a 6'5" 235 lb receiver who can run, jump and catch.
Sarkesian has gained weight and is more dude brah than ever. Fuck I can't weight until that thing really starts to implode. I absolutely know it will. The USC homers on Pac 12 are all jizzing their Dockers over SC's return already because of their dominant performance over frezneck. Fuck give it a couple games at least before pronouncing their shit. Why is Curtis Conway on TV? And is Matt Leinart cross-eyed and punch drunk now? Or am I just projecting? Fuck he's almost as stupid as Jake (not ours; ASU's).
So I watched "The Drive" last night. Normally I like that kind of sports kitsch, but fuck, that's terrible shit. If it were about the Canes my bias would kick in of course and I'd love it. But for sports and teams about which I don't give a shit, it's gotta be better than that to pull me in. So anyway, I'm watching it, and saw Ricky's son. FUCK AN A! Can there be a more identical father and son combo on the fucking planet? They look exactly a like, sans junior's head of hair, down to the blushy cheeks and shit, and holy mother fucking shit they speak exactly like one another: well-articulated verbosity at its finest. Unless the world has completely turned upside down while I was on vacation this summer, it has to be that Weezy Junior gets picked on A LOT by the real football players on that team. What a fucking goof ball that kid is. Yes, yes, I know, he gets laid more than I do. Then again, who doesn't?
It's good to be back. I do hope it's not a terribly long season.
So Oregon is going to get run on again this season. Good luck with that.
We suck, but Peterman has like five weeks to figure out why so I'm not hitting the eject button just yet.
Winston is a hell of an athlete but is not a great QB, and he, and anyone else who doesn't know already, are going to find out why you miss a 6'5" 235 lb receiver who can run, jump and catch.
Sarkesian has gained weight and is more dude brah than ever. Fuck I can't weight until that thing really starts to implode. I absolutely know it will. The USC homers on Pac 12 are all jizzing their Dockers over SC's return already because of their dominant performance over frezneck. Fuck give it a couple games at least before pronouncing their shit. Why is Curtis Conway on TV? And is Matt Leinart cross-eyed and punch drunk now? Or am I just projecting? Fuck he's almost as stupid as Jake (not ours; ASU's).
So I watched "The Drive" last night. Normally I like that kind of sports kitsch, but fuck, that's terrible shit. If it were about the Canes my bias would kick in of course and I'd love it. But for sports and teams about which I don't give a shit, it's gotta be better than that to pull me in. So anyway, I'm watching it, and saw Ricky's son. FUCK AN A! Can there be a more identical father and son combo on the fucking planet? They look exactly a like, sans junior's head of hair, down to the blushy cheeks and shit, and holy mother fucking shit they speak exactly like one another: well-articulated verbosity at its finest. Unless the world has completely turned upside down while I was on vacation this summer, it has to be that Weezy Junior gets picked on A LOT by the real football players on that team. What a fucking goof ball that kid is. Yes, yes, I know, he gets laid more than I do. Then again, who doesn't?
It's good to be back. I do hope it's not a terribly long season.
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Also....WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?!?!
Yeah, I'd do the hooker, but I'm only a pretend lawyer, so I don't really have the funds to do the high quality shit, and the low quality shit scares me, so I just take care of bizznezz in my mind. At least I can remember getting a blow job ... for the time being.
Who the fuck am I? The question is, who the fuck are you??? [smiley face HERE to indicate non-aggression].