My husband and his family voted for Trump — So I'm Canceling Thanksgiving And Christmas
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@BearsWiin knows he’s a laughingstock to everyone so he brags about his vacations to strangers. Kind of like H and his 17 UDub degrees.
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Take a recipe for pecan pie and make it a macadamia nut pie. The most decadent desert ever.
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Thanksgiving is a great holiday no matter what age you are, unless your family sucks I guess.
Halloween and NYE peak when you’re like 29.
July 4, Thanksgiving, and Christmas are fantastic until you pretty much die.
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I’m with ya on this sage bit of advice.
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What about those whose entire family is dead?
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Yes, my entire family is dead. Besides my dad knocking on death's door.
Holidays are great! How can anyone not love the holidays? Gotta be crazy not to, I'm hearing.
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Normal.
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It figures you married a white broad that doesn't know how to cook the native's favorite bird.
I can imagine the dry white meat to match the dry waspy relatives, with a dry chardonnay to complement of course. Substituting dry ham is no way to go through life son.
We brine the bird and then smoke it, comes out crispy outside super moist inside. Only thing better is deep frying but I already have a smoker and not a deep fryer.
It is a two day effort so yeah, once(maybe twice) per year but wholly fuck all is it good.
Massive agree on the day after sandwiches with all the things on them. I can eat them for a week and not get sick of them.
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I suggest cooking the turkey on your smoker using a turkey cannon. Awesome! Little prep, no brining and super moist tasty bird. A turkey cannon is a pipe mounted on an angle attached to a base. You place the pipe inside the cavity of bird. It holds the bird up off the grate. You can put things in the pipe like broth, herbs, spices etc. that will baste and season the bird from the inside out. Cooks fast as well. No dry bird! Add a bit of smoke flavoring and it's about as good as it gets.
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Looks like a fancy beercan.
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Thanksgiving is lame. As Alanis' ghost writer said, turkey is so great that we make it once a year. I'd rather go to Chick-Fil-A for dinner.
I can't even look forward to watching my Cowboys anymore because they suck so bad.
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Pumpkin pie is disgusting
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I was actually considering looking into Popeye's fried turkey. pretty w.t. of me
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Literally insane MSNBC host is scurrrred of those Trumpsters.
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is she talking about COVID when her and @MelloDawg would gladly put unvaccinated in camps?
