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CuntWaffle
CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
All I've been hearing all morning from co workers is how Halliday is on his way to All American from last nights performance. They dont realize that 500 yards isn't all that impressive when you get 60 fucking pass attempts... Touchdowns go up as well obviously.

They all still think Leach is great besides another basic fucking clock management disaster. Its obviously the defense that is the issue. The offense will carve up PAC 12 teams like it did to the shitty Rutgers team last night.

Man they really still think Leach is their savior.
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  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    Nevada's going to run for a shitton on WSU.
  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
    That was horrible loss. No other way to argue it. Leach has 9 wins going into year 3 if I am not mistaken.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    edited August 2014

    Coogs logic on the farm

    Poster 1: We will beat Nevada they were bad last year look at their wins.

    Poster 2: look at Rutgers wins from last year

    Poster 3: This was not Rutgers team from last year

    LOLOLOLOL

    Sounds a lot like Kim hyping up Illinois after we almost Sarked it against them.
  • CaptainPJ
    CaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986
    Come on Guys, the coogs were right there to the end with a Big 10 Power, in the Clink!!!!!

    Go coogs!!
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    Other gems from the farm

    - Rutgers hiring Friedgen in the off season changed everything.

    - if they dont fumble that punt return they are 1-0

    - Offense is elite in the PAC 12. Defense can get better.

    - if they didn't start so slow they would have coasted to a victory.

    - they have a hangover from the New Mexico Bowel. Hard to win under those circum stances.

    All of this after winning the off season natty. Can't make this shit up.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    All I've been hearing all morning from co workers is how Halliday is on his way to All American from last nights performance. They dont realize that 500 yards isn't all that impressive when you get 60 fucking pass attempts... Touchdowns go up as well obviously.

    They all still think Leach is great besides another basic fucking clock management disaster. Its obviously the defense that is the issue. The offense will carve up PAC 12 teams like it did to the shitty Rutgers team last night.

    Man they really still think Leach is their savior.

    The problem is, when they have a lead they don't have an offense that can run out the clock. Thinking of this makes miss Chip so much. The best drive in Chip's entire tenure at Oregon, was during the 2011 Natty run. Up 15-13 against Cal, we get the ball at about the 15 I believe with something like 9:30 left in the game. Chip proceeds to run the ball down Cal's fucking throat again and again, until the clock runs out deep in Cal's territory.

    P.S. I have Cal ranked WAY too high.
    Too bad ya'll couldn't run from the goal line in the game that mattered.

    #Stuffed
  • WilburHooksHands
    WilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,804

    Other gems from the farm

    - Rutgers hiring Friedgen in the off season changed everything.

    - if they dont fumble that punt return they are 1-0

    - Offense is elite in the PAC 12. Defense can get better.

    - if they didn't start so slow they would have coasted to a victory.

    - they have a hangover from the New Mexico Bowel. Hard to win under those circum stances.

    All of this after winning the off season natty. Can't make this shit up.

    Did they share the offseason natty with SC? This is why we need computers man, the polls just don't get it done.
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,559
    edited August 2014

    Other gems from the farm

    - Rutgers hiring Friedgen in the off season changed everything.

    - if they dont fumble that punt return they are 1-0

    - Offense is elite in the PAC 12. Defense can get better.

    - if they didn't start so slow they would have coasted to a victory.

    - they have a hangover from the New Mexico Bowel. Hard to win under those circum stances.

    All of this after winning the off season natty. Can't make this shit up.

    Got to be joking about that one. There is no way somebody is that stupid. Lack of a running game is why they lost the New Mexico Bowl. You can blame turnovers, but with even an average running game in the second half, WSU wins the New Mexico Bowl going away. Teams like Oregon can get away with quick offensive drives, because they have so much depth on defense, but even then, it still bites them in the ass from time to time. With WSU's lack of depth on defense, it will bite them in the ass every time, regardless of the opponent. That's the perspective these morons miss.

    When you lack overall talent, it's not the number of possessions that matter, it's the quality of possessions. Even if you don't score, a 4-5 minute drive is a huge plus for a defense like WSU.
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    Downvoted for not seeing that that was a tongue-in-cheek reference from Greenblood. CHRIST
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    I respect all of this, but I swear, sometimes it seems like we forget they're Cuogs. This is always what they do. They're are so fucking stupid because they're Cuogs.

    Water is wet. Cuogs are overly confident, then blow it and make up excuses and day they're great and root for
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,559

    All I've been hearing all morning from co workers is how Halliday is on his way to All American from last nights performance. They dont realize that 500 yards isn't all that impressive when you get 60 fucking pass attempts... Touchdowns go up as well obviously.

    They all still think Leach is great besides another basic fucking clock management disaster. Its obviously the defense that is the issue. The offense will carve up PAC 12 teams like it did to the shitty Rutgers team last night.

    Man they really still think Leach is their savior.

    The problem is, when they have a lead they don't have an offense that can run out the clock. Thinking of this makes miss Chip so much. The best drive in Chip's entire tenure at Oregon, was during the 2011 Natty run. Up 15-13 against Cal, we get the ball at about the 15 I believe with something like 9:30 left in the game. Chip proceeds to run the ball down Cal's fucking throat again and again, until the clock runs out deep in Cal's territory.

    P.S. I have Cal ranked WAY too high.
    Too bad ya'll couldn't run from the goal line in the game that mattered.

    #Stuffed
    In the BCS era, when you were undefeated, every game mattered. HTH

    I know you're just trying to be cute, but the safety didn't decide the game. Let's also be honest here, Oregon was completely overmatched in that game. If Helfrich was coaching that game (If Helfrich was coaching, we wouldn't be in the game) we would have been run out by halftime.
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,559

    A message to anyone who uses the word "natty":






























































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    I also originally downvoted for the same reason, but you never downvote Jack. It's a rule of mine.
  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,112

    Guys, just wait until next year when the Coogs start a walk on at QB. Did you know the walk on turned down a Florida State offer?

    They won't have to mess with a walk on once Jacob Eason commits. He'll be the first true freshman to win the Heisman when he leads the Coogs to a national championship.
  • IrishDawg22
    IrishDawg22 Member Posts: 2,754

    Downvoted for not seeing that that was a tongue-in-cheek reference from Greenblood. CHRIST

    Downvoted for not seeing that that was a tongue-in-cheek reference from Greenblood. CHRIST

    It was a general observation.

    HTH.

  • IrishDawg22
    IrishDawg22 Member Posts: 2,754
    Natty:

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    Not Natty:

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  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    Brb,jo
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  • ApostleofGrief
    ApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904

    All I've been hearing all morning from co workers is how Halliday is on his way to All American from last nights performance. They dont realize that 500 yards isn't all that impressive when you get 60 fucking pass attempts... Touchdowns go up as well obviously.

    They all still think Leach is great besides another basic fucking clock management disaster. Its obviously the defense that is the issue. The offense will carve up PAC 12 teams like it did to the shitty Rutgers team last night.

    Man they really still think Leach is their savior.

    Your schtick really isn't funny.
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=137&f=1995&t=13091580

    My favorite part is where they want down to the Rose Bowl and beat a "good" USC team.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=137&f=1995&t=13091580

    My favorite part is where they want down to the Rose Bowl and beat a "good" USC team.

    LOL at IronTiger:

    Major improvement. This year's team would have beat Auburn last year NO DOUBT!!!
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,559
    dnc said:

    http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=137&f=1995&t=13091580

    My favorite part is where they want down to the Rose Bowl and beat a "good" USC team.

    LOL at IronTiger:

    Major improvement. This year's team would have beat Auburn last year NO DOUBT!!!
    I love it, because nothing screams incremental progress like a close home loss to Rutgers.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    Any dynasty talk? What ever happened to maple valley coug from those days. Did he though himself off the Aurora bridge? I told him he was a band wagon fan and would be gone as soon as the coogs sucked again. I was right.
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=137&f=1995&t=13089704&stm=160391313

    So much good material I will be posting while day drinking in my sad miserable and pathetic life.
  • SteveInShelton
    SteveInShelton Member Posts: 1,611
    I love how the coog's measure of success is making a bowl game. These days, making a bowl is about a sure of a thing as Sark winning 7 games. All you have to do is win your 4 preseason games and then 2 conference games and you are good (unless you Georgia Tech, then you can go 5-7 and still make a bowl game). Of course, the coogs just lost one of their preseason games so...