Uncivil war was the best but now that OSU UO is relegated it has lost luster. I'm all for creating something altogether new like Apple Cup for this rivalry.
Let's stop with the rivalry trophies and nicknames and proclaiming to have the loudest little bowl stadium and all that fucking cringe Monty Python humor shit that quooks jerk off to so much that they have to switch out their receiver's gloves every week.
Something about the Columbia and whoever wins the game gets to fly the Unis flags on the I5 bridge until beaten.
Could call it Redivivas Rivalry after the ship that first discovered the river. Or maybe the they play for the Redivivas Sail that's like a big grey flag.
Or even better you could name it after the Captain of that ship and get a traditional trophy. Call it the.... Gray Cup
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The Grello Wheelchair
call it the Apple Cup and pretend you have no idea what they’re talking about about when the coogs complain.
Cannabis Cup.
The Idiots vs Assholes Trophy.
Or more? seriously, something related to beer.
Uncivil war was the best but now that OSU UO is relegated it has lost luster. I'm all for creating something altogether new like Apple Cup for this rivalry.
Apple Cup
OR something about pumpei gas.
I don't know, but the trophy should be a golden bottle full of piss.
Let's stop with the rivalry trophies and nicknames and proclaiming to have the loudest little bowl stadium and all that fucking cringe Monty Python humor shit that quooks jerk off to so much that they have to switch out their receiver's gloves every week.
Ring of Fire. And have a ring, not trophy.
Man Bun Bowl
Hipster Doofus Cup
Treehugger Trophy
Rain Barrel Roundup
Recycling Fest
Electric Vehicle Prize
Transgender Classic
The Receiver's Glove Trophy
Something about the Columbia and whoever wins the game gets to fly the Unis flags on the I5 bridge until beaten.
Could call it Redivivas Rivalry after the ship that first discovered the river. Or maybe the they play for the Redivivas Sail that's like a big grey flag.
Or even better you could name it after the Captain of that ship and get a traditional trophy. Call it the.... Gray Cup
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The LGBTQIA+ Strap-On
Nike vs Boeing charity boondoggle.
The old money vs new money exchange
Climate Pledge Cascadia Cup
Columbia Cup
River Rats