How will your new coach handle taking his first season licks?

oregonblitzkrieg

From perennial conference champions Oregon and Stanford?

ThomasFremont

The "and Stanford" part really stings.

doogsinparadise

Quookin it up!

allpurpleallgold

PUMP MY GAS DUCK!!11!!!1ONEONEONE!!!!1!

TierbsHsotBoobs

Living through the conference championships of STANFORD is high level Quooking.

Drink seven of these to get some perspective:

Citrus Bomb Cocktail Recipe

1 shot Absolut Citron
2 shots red bull
Instructions

Pour one shot, or more, of Absolute Citron into shaker full of ice, squeeze lemon and lime into shaker. Skake until very cold. Take a pint glass and pour Red Bull around a shot glass placed in the bottom, then strain chilled vodka into shot glass and drink.

desired effect is that you get the vodka and then the Red Bull, will fuck you up.

AZDuck

dnc

Hi there.

"Perennial conference champ" Oregon hasn't won the conference since 2011.

STOP LIVING IN THE PAST!

SpoonieLuv

I reminisce to the days of yore. It was 2008. America had just elected its first Black president in up and coming politician Barack Obama. Michael Phelps stunned the world winning 8 gold medals in Olympic swimming ($75k x8). The world mourned as silver screen legend Charlton "Chuck" Heston took his final bow. And a young cadre of chipper youths in Eugene Oregon congregated in an empty field with a tattered odd shaped pigskin leather ball and invented the game we have come to know today as American Football.

dflea

Why does this fuckhead even post? Nobody would know what a complete fuckin' goat he is if he'd just stop telling everyone.

AZDuck

SpoonieLuv said:

I reminisce to the days of yore. It was 2008 1994. America had just elected its first Black president in up and coming politician Barack Obama. Michael Phelps stunned the world winning 8 gold medals in Olympic swimming ($75k x8). The world mourned as silver screen legend Charlton "Chuck" Heston took his final bow. And a young cadre of chipper youths in Eugene Oregon congregated in an empty field with a tattered odd shaped pigskin leather ball and invented the game we have come to know today as American Football.

PurpleJ

Tomorrow is Friday.