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BREAKING: Truck drives into Walgreens in Seattle
DerekJohnson
Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 64,059 
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SPD no longer responding to tripped alarms due to lack of manpower and other priorities.
Arm yourselves amply and welcome to the Wild Wild West.
Unfortunately, most Seattle men are too weak to fight back, nor do they own a gun. So they'll just hand over their loot to avoid getting punched, then go complain on FB or Nextdoor about how unsafe the City's become after voting in consecutive Far-Left Libs and Commies for the last two decades.
I hate to see the damage, but I'll enjoy the comeuppance.