We don't need our own sideline reporter, and we sure as hell don't need it to be her.
What value does any of that shit even bring?
"Let's take it down to Elise there, fired from KJR, to get the word from Jedd Fisch and what he thinks about the worst husky loss since Kalen DeBoer lost to a high school coach..."
Apparently Fisch was just a surly guy and irritated with his team and Elise didn’t even care it sounds like so I guess Chuck Powell is a beta cuck about it
If it's upsetting enough for the fans and he's walking up and down the sidelines like he wants to drop everything he's doing and go murder some people, it's beyond fucking stupid to go send your doog cheerleader out to go rub salt in the wound.
Not saying he isn't paid enough to suck it up and answer, but what kind of reaction do you think you're going to get?
the sideline chat with the coach remains one of the dumbest inventions in football broadcasting. That said, the coaches know they have to do it as part of the coverage deal (at least with the local radio station), so fucking man up and give them the two or three cliches they want and be done with it.
If you don’t wanna do it, have your lawyer write it into your contact. Pretty sure in this case it’s overblown because getting the surly coach is pretty much an every other game kinda thing.
I don't know anyone who watches football who feels the need to get some in game cliches from the coach. Or the need for some chick to stand on the sidelines and read prepared breaking news like - he's going to the tent with his arm dangling from the socket but we will update you when we get some details
Of course teams never give details
Or the play by play turd saying "Jimmy Krackhead has an interesting story that Jen will tell us"
Thanks guys. Jimmy ate his dog this week and had an upset stomach and wasn't sure he could play the big game today but he scored some black market ivermectin and is able to give it a go. We will update you on his condition as soon as we hear
If you're old as dirt you remember going to games at Husky Stadium that were radio only and getting out in 2 and half hours. TV games added about 30 minutes
And this was when the clock stopped on every first down and didn't start until the snap. And out of bounds stopped the clock until the next snap. Teams passed less so less incompletions stopping the clock. Point being it was about the game
Now they have a basic running clock to get all the bullshit in for games that last 3 and a half hours or more with far less actual football
It is truly the dumbest thing ever. Full stop right there.
If I was a coach I would set out to make that chat the worst part of the interviewer's week every time while still fulfilling my contractual obligations.
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Yes. If they are using in wrong context.
fuck off. HTH
but do we have a Ramming update?
you’re not wrong.
This thread delivers!
this
just because you paint a house one time doesn’t make you a house painter
Most of the ramming goes on in the Wam. You'll have to join to prove I'm lying.
OK, I'm lying. A lot of butt ramming happens in the tug too, allegedly.
Or is this what you meant?
you had my attention at Karen Butt Ramming.
preferably not in the tug.
We don't need our own sideline reporter, and we sure as hell don't need it to be her.
What value does any of that shit even bring?
"Let's take it down to Elise there, fired from KJR, to get the word from Jedd Fisch and what he thinks about the worst husky loss since Kalen DeBoer lost to a high school coach..."
I think it’s funny that He looks like a guy that would try to buy a blonde a Banana in a Starbucks.
Apparently Fisch was just a surly guy and irritated with his team and Elise didn’t even care it sounds like so I guess Chuck Powell is a beta cuck about it
If it's upsetting enough for the fans and he's walking up and down the sidelines like he wants to drop everything he's doing and go murder some people, it's beyond fucking stupid to go send your doog cheerleader out to go rub salt in the wound.
Not saying he isn't paid enough to suck it up and answer, but what kind of reaction do you think you're going to get?
That was not the ending for Lost.
the sideline chat with the coach remains one of the dumbest inventions in football broadcasting. That said, the coaches know they have to do it as part of the coverage deal (at least with the local radio station), so fucking man up and give them the two or three cliches they want and be done with it.
If you don’t wanna do it, have your lawyer write it into your contact. Pretty sure in this case it’s overblown because getting the surly coach is pretty much an every other game kinda thing.
Just lean into Elise's mic and say "When the going gets tough, the tough get going. Thank you.". Then jog into the locker room.
I don't know anyone who watches football who feels the need to get some in game cliches from the coach. Or the need for some chick to stand on the sidelines and read prepared breaking news like - he's going to the tent with his arm dangling from the socket but we will update you when we get some details
Of course teams never give details
Or the play by play turd saying "Jimmy Krackhead has an interesting story that Jen will tell us"
Thanks guys. Jimmy ate his dog this week and had an upset stomach and wasn't sure he could play the big game today but he scored some black market ivermectin and is able to give it a go. We will update you on his condition as soon as we hear
If you're old as dirt you remember going to games at Husky Stadium that were radio only and getting out in 2 and half hours. TV games added about 30 minutes
And this was when the clock stopped on every first down and didn't start until the snap. And out of bounds stopped the clock until the next snap. Teams passed less so less incompletions stopping the clock. Point being it was about the game
Now they have a basic running clock to get all the bullshit in for games that last 3 and a half hours or more with far less actual football
Don't get me started on replay.
Unwatchable live now
Mike Leach halftime chats were the gold standard.
It is truly the dumbest thing ever. Full stop right there.
If I was a coach I would set out to make that chat the worst part of the interviewer's week every time while still fulfilling my contractual obligations.