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What is you risk tolerance level for unsanitary summer BBQs?

YellowSnow
YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,699 Founders Club

What is you risk tolerance level for unsanitary summer BBQs? 14 votes

I love eating Schumer burgers and DGAF about salmonella and E. coli !!
7%
pawz 1 vote
I can deal with a little pink, but hate raw burgers/chicken and contaminated spatulas and/or tongs
71%
CFetters_Nacho_LoverwhlinderMad_SonhuskyhooliganLebamDawgYellowSnowEl_KBleachedAnusDawgJoeyhouseofpain247 10 votes
I require well done burgers, chicken, sausages, etc, with surgical room level sanitation
21%
chuckhaieCougzz 3 votes
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  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,808 Swaye's Wigwam
    I require well done burgers, chicken, sausages, etc, with surgical room level sanitation

    I don't mind a little pink in a burger, but my chicken and sausages get well done.

    What I am fussy about are countertops, utensils and hands. Cross contamination of condiments or flipping/plating cooked meat with the same utensils you handled it with raw kills my appetite instantly. If I see someone bring a tray of raw patties to the grill then set the tray aside to collect them once cooked, I'll try to sneak in and go wash the tray. If I can't I just won't eat them.

  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,530 Standard Supporter

    Bloody chicken will make me chunk.

  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,699 Founders Club
    edited August 2024
    I can deal with a little pink, but hate raw burgers/chicken and contaminated spatulas and/or tongs

    I don't know if I just didn't encounter in earlier in life, but the more we make friends down here and get invited over to various summer BBQ's I've been horrified at the sheer incompetence. Dudes throwing frozen Costco burger on the grill and taking them off with the middle still raw as fuck, doing smash burgers on raw ass meat and not heat treating the spatula afterwards (or getting a new one), putting cooked paddies back in the same tray that the raw ones came out on. It's so fucking nartsy.

    Fucking Schumer Burger Man!

    I hate trying to tell another man how to run a clean grill, but I've had "volunteer" to help out while they are getting more supplies or taking a piss break. While this is happening I right the shit and get things fixed.

  • Joey
    Joey Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,517 Founders Club
    I can deal with a little pink, but hate raw burgers/chicken and contaminated spatulas and/or tongs

    It’s shocking how easy BBQing is and how terrible people are at it

  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,699 Founders Club
    I can deal with a little pink, but hate raw burgers/chicken and contaminated spatulas and/or tongs

    How hard is it flip fucking hamburgers and not contaminate plates and cooking utensils? But so many people fuck it up. I'm baffled.

  • LebamDawg
    LebamDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,843 Swaye's Wigwam
    I can deal with a little pink, but hate raw burgers/chicken and contaminated spatulas and/or tongs

    everyone forgot to mention the clean spatula that no one saw the dog lick or the guys that haven't clean off the grilling surface for the past two years.

    I burn my grill clean, scrub it, spray it (I found a food grade spray cleaner), all that crap but not in any particular order. I do what is required. I also try to scrape off the surfaces before stuff gets baked on.

  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,699 Founders Club
    I can deal with a little pink, but hate raw burgers/chicken and contaminated spatulas and/or tongs

    I ate Mabel’s trailer park wings once and didn’t get sick!!

  • 1to392831weretaken
    1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696

    So you use a metal spatula to shove a piece of meat on a grill, the grill is over 600 degrees according to the thermometer on the lid, you use that same spatula to flip the now 600 degree burger over, then that same spatula to scoop finished burger onto tray. And the theory is that bacteria still on the spatula from initial meat placement is still alive after several encounters with those burgers and that grill?

    There's a reason we use a spatula to do that job instead of our hands: It's really fucking hot in a BBQ. Hotter than bacteria can survive. You sanitize the spatula/tongs/skewers every time you stick them in the grill.

    The lettuce you rinse in cold water in the sink before putting on your burger is ten times more likely to give you the shits. Your computer keyboard a hundred times more likely.

  • Joey
    Joey Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,517 Founders Club
    I can deal with a little pink, but hate raw burgers/chicken and contaminated spatulas and/or tongs

    Hank Hill always had sound BBQ advice…

    Three flips on the burger

    Every steak is cooked medium rare. If someone wants theirs well done we politely ask them to leave.

  • LebamDawg
    LebamDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,843 Swaye's Wigwam
    I can deal with a little pink, but hate raw burgers/chicken and contaminated spatulas and/or tongs

    alcohol helps to kill nasty stuff