Why you team sucks: 49er's

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http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-san-francisco-49ers-1625046485/+drewmagary

Seahawks are up next, anyone want to write a dissertation on why the twelve's need to burn alive at a citrus party?

GrundleStiltzkin

"Who's talking about you?"

RaceBannon

After a decade of darkness, the Niners have returned to national prominence by suffering arguably the most soul-crushing season-ending losses in three consecutive seasons in league history. The Niners have managed to lose a CG, SB, and CG in a late-game, suicide-inducing choke jobs.

Gotta love fans

TierbsHsotBoobs

RaceBannon said:

After a decade of darkness, the Niners have returned to national prominence by suffering arguably the most soul-crushing season-ending losses in three consecutive seasons in league history. The Niners have managed to lose a CG, SB, and CG in a late-game, suicide-inducing choke jobs.

Gotta love fans

We would have fired Harbaugh at the 50 yard line by now.

HeretoBeatmyChest

I worked upwards of fifty games at Candlestick over the years, first as a paramedic in the early 2000's and then as a cop. Every year, that place got worse. The stadium itself was literally covered in mold. People would be so drunk/high/what-have-you that their pants would be falling off or they would just decide to whip their penises out and pee in Bud Light Plaza before kickoff. You would step in vomit at least twice a game and see two men in a knife fight in the parking lot both wearing niner jerseys without fail.

greenblood

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

I worked upwards of fifty games at Candlestick over the years, first as a paramedic in the early 2000's and then as a cop. Every year, that place got worse. The stadium itself was literally covered in mold. People would be so drunk/high/what-have-you that their pants would be falling off or they would just decide to whip their penises out and pee in Bud Light Plaza before kickoff. You would step in vomit at least twice a game and see two men in a knife fight in the parking lot both wearing niner jerseys without fail.

Are you sure it wasn't Raider fans making 49er fans look bad?

greenblood

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

I worked upwards of fifty games at Candlestick over the years, first as a paramedic in the early 2000's and then as a cop. Every year, that place got worse. The stadium itself was literally covered in mold. People would be so drunk/high/what-have-you that their pants would be falling off or they would just decide to whip their penises out and pee in Bud Light Plaza before kickoff. You would step in vomit at least twice a game and see two men in a knife fight in the parking lot both wearing niner jerseys without fail.

Parking lot rapes? No? It looks like Duck fans win!!