I'm in Tofino, drinking Caribou Pale

doogsinparadise

Donating Splooge's missing 750k to be safe. Anyways, this shit is fucking terrible. Damone, any good bars around here? Preferably with cold beer, ribs, tits, and $5 steaks.

doogsinparadise

Edit: Since Boobs is vagisiling out over this, could DJ (iltcydj) stage an interdiction and bump the poast.

MikeDamone

why are you there? Take responsibility for your poor travel choices.

RoadDawg55

Why the fuck are you asking Damone? Fucking revenge of the nerds. Drink some tequila, pretend you are there for important business, and try to get some strange like a normal twenty something man does when stuck in a shitty place. Instead your drinking microbrews and twiddling on HH. No wonder you look up to Fremont.

dflea

Go get on a charter boat and go catch a chinook and cook that fucker and eat it with cheap, shitty beer. The quality of the fish will make up for the crappy beer.

What the fuck else are you going to do in Tofino?

doogsinparadise

RoadDawg55 said:

Why the fuck are you asking Damone? Fucking revenge of the nerds. Drink some tequila, pretend you are there for important business, and try to get some strange like a normal twenty something man does when stuck in a shitty place. Instead your drinking microbrews and twiddling on HH. No wonder you look up to Fremont.

Huh? You're better than that.

Your_Mom

I understand Tofino is a great place to sea kayak. Rent one of those and paddle out to experience hanging out with a pod of orcas.

MikeDamone

Do they had TV? HD? 3D? Can you carry around your "soda"? Do they have any cool traditions or can't miss attractions? Is there a meal and ride to the hotel special?