How to break the bad news to Trojan fans...?

CuntWaffle

Once again, Taylorcoog delivers:

"-He wears a purple W hat and hangs out at local dive bars alone in the afternoons.
-He's 5'6'' and 225lbs
-He is slightly balding
-He steps out of the bar occasionally to smoke a cigarette between games of Golden Tee
-He has probably been laid in his early twenties, but hasn't come close in 8-10 years
-Sometimes he gets a fellow GRCC alum to meet him at the bar and that is what he calls "going out"


Anybody else know this guy....?"

Missed his "Mom's basement boner sweatpants" plug so we have to dock him a few points.

PurpleJ

CuntWaffle said:

Once again, Taylorcoog delivers:

"-He wears a purple W hat and hangs out at local dive bars alone in the afternoons.
-He's 5'6'' and 225lbs
-He is slightly balding
-He steps out of the bar occasionally to smoke a cigarette between games of Golden Tee
-He has probably been laid in his early twenties, but hasn't come close in 8-10 years
-Sometimes he gets a fellow GRCC alum to meet him at the bar and that is what he calls "going out"


Anybody else know this guy....?"

Missed his "Mom's basement boner sweatpants" plug so we have to dock him a few points.

He thinks I'm aubbie?

haie

You break the news how I did to my cousin who just graduated from SC: "Thanks for taking our horrible fucking coach off our hands. Sizzle On!"

Meek

make some aww shucks type bets by taking the points from your friends for every single USC game.

Mad_Son

Tequilla said:

The other thing that you can do is make some bucks off your buddies by taking the other side of USC in any important road game and in particular when Sark wanders up to Seattle in a few years.

This.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

PurpleJ said:

firecoachsark.com
I'm hearing the domain is up for sale, but don't mention that over at the USC scout site.

Also... Which one of you fuckers is AUBURNTROJAN???
mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=15&f=1720&t=13015551

I forgot all about www.firecoachsark.com - that was a wonderful website that luckily met its end.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

ntxduck said:

So I went to USC for grad school, and am on a group text with several of my former classmates (all who were USC for undergrad and grad). These people are fucking convinced Sark is going to take them to the natty, as soon as this year. They have bought into the hype balls deep. Do I break the news to them now that Sark is Lane with an uglier wife, or let it play out?

Tell them they got Sarked! The dumb ones will say, "Hell yeah! We got Sark!" The average ones will say LIPO. The smart ones will ask Derek for their own forum on this site.

greenblood

Just reassure them that wins and losses are not indicative of how great a coach Sark is.

HeretoBeatmyChest

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

PurpleJ said:

firecoachsark.com
I'm hearing the domain is up for sale, but don't mention that over at the USC scout site.

Also... Which one of you fuckers is AUBURNTROJAN???
mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=15&f=1720&t=13015551

I forgot all about www.firecoachsark.com - that was a wonderful website that luckily met its end.

It hasn't ended yet! I'm saving it for when USC fans need it in a few years.

EsophagealFeces

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

PurpleJ said:

firecoachsark.com
I'm hearing the domain is up for sale, but don't mention that over at the USC scout site.

Also... Which one of you fuckers is AUBURNTROJAN???
mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=15&f=1720&t=13015551

I forgot all about www.firecoachsark.com - that was a wonderful website that luckily met its end.

It hasn't ended yet! I'm saving it for when USC fans need it in a few years.

Potential money grab.