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Gerald Alexander, doog legend who will never die

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  • CallMeBigErn
    CallMeBigErn Member Posts: 8,028
    edited January 2024

    Again, I was first and right on this racist loser. But I hear he was so fucking talented using a TiVo remote to point out a punter should have kicked it out of bounds. No one could have thought of that I’m told. Also kudos to him I’m sure no one has ever told a linebacker to “trust their reads.” Brilliant stuff. Why don’t we just anoint Gerald Alexander to run for office in 2024? Sounds like he’s got all the right solutions. Maybe I’m wrong and we should all follow a former Big sky walk on waterboy longsnapper who is mentally unstable and hates white assistant coaches.

    Man, he really does hate white assistants. Trice had two great seasons at Edge, UW had the best special teams season since Don James, recruiting leveled up to snag Noah Carter and the guy still hated Schmidt. That’s when I knew the vitriol wasn’t about skill it was all about race for him.
    What race is SubK? I've never known. You could tell me anything and I'd believe it. He often sounds like a white guy pretending to be black so that's what I like to picture.
  • CrispyEaterson
    CrispyEaterson Member Posts: 797

    Again, I was first and right on this racist loser. But I hear he was so fucking talented using a TiVo remote to point out a punter should have kicked it out of bounds. No one could have thought of that I’m told. Also kudos to him I’m sure no one has ever told a linebacker to “trust their reads.” Brilliant stuff. Why don’t we just anoint Gerald Alexander to run for office in 2024? Sounds like he’s got all the right solutions. Maybe I’m wrong and we should all follow a former Big sky walk on waterboy longsnapper who is mentally unstable and hates white assistant coaches.

    Man, he really does hate white assistants. Trice had two great seasons at Edge, UW had the best special teams season since Don James, recruiting leveled up to snag Noah Carter and the guy still hated Schmidt. That’s when I knew the vitriol wasn’t about skill it was all about race for him.
    What race is SubK? I've never known. You could tell me anything and I'd believe it. He often sounds like a white guy pretending to be black so that's what I like to picture.
    I’ve always pictured it as the opposite. A real enigma.
  • Quietcowskee
    Quietcowskee Member Posts: 4,383 Standard Supporter
    I think he’s some kinda solo poly ENM bi-curious fluid.
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,585
    dnc said:

    Again, I was first and right on this racist loser. But I hear he was so fucking talented using a TiVo remote to point out a punter should have kicked it out of bounds. No one could have thought of that I’m told. Also kudos to him I’m sure no one has ever told a linebacker to “trust their reads.” Brilliant stuff. Why don’t we just anoint Gerald Alexander to run for office in 2024? Sounds like he’s got all the right solutions. Maybe I’m wrong and we should all follow a former Big sky walk on waterboy longsnapper who is mentally unstable and hates white assistant coaches.

    No one was FIRSTER or RIGHTER on Sub K than me.

    Arguably my greatest contribution to this cesspool.
    DDY and Coker were all about that guy and promoted the shit out of him on their podcast. Then Chest took him on as a cohost. If you go back and listen to some of those pods featuring him, it's some of the most cringeworthy shit you'll ever hear.
  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,766 Founders Club

    dnc said:

    Again, I was first and right on this racist loser. But I hear he was so fucking talented using a TiVo remote to point out a punter should have kicked it out of bounds. No one could have thought of that I’m told. Also kudos to him I’m sure no one has ever told a linebacker to “trust their reads.” Brilliant stuff. Why don’t we just anoint Gerald Alexander to run for office in 2024? Sounds like he’s got all the right solutions. Maybe I’m wrong and we should all follow a former Big sky walk on waterboy longsnapper who is mentally unstable and hates white assistant coaches.

    No one was FIRSTER or RIGHTER on Sub K than me.

    Arguably my greatest contribution to this cesspool.
    DDY and Coker were all about that guy and promoted the shit out of him on their podcast. Then Chest took him on as a cohost. If you go back and listen to some of those pods featuring him, it's some of the most cringeworthy shit you'll ever hear.
    I liked the Chest podcast with @jecornel and @RoadDawg55 up until the point that chest took his talents to Friday Harbor. Haven’t listened since.
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,051 Standard Supporter

    dnc said:

    Again, I was first and right on this racist loser. But I hear he was so fucking talented using a TiVo remote to point out a punter should have kicked it out of bounds. No one could have thought of that I’m told. Also kudos to him I’m sure no one has ever told a linebacker to “trust their reads.” Brilliant stuff. Why don’t we just anoint Gerald Alexander to run for office in 2024? Sounds like he’s got all the right solutions. Maybe I’m wrong and we should all follow a former Big sky walk on waterboy longsnapper who is mentally unstable and hates white assistant coaches.

    No one was FIRSTER or RIGHTER on Sub K than me.

    Arguably my greatest contribution to this cesspool.
    DDY and Coker were all about that guy and promoted the shit out of him on their podcast. Then Chest took him on as a cohost. If you go back and listen to some of those pods featuring him, it's some of the most cringeworthy shit you'll ever hear.
    I liked the Chest podcast with @jecornel and @RoadDawg55 up until the point that chest took his talents to Friday Harbor. Haven’t listened since.
    Roady and Jimmy were good together on the the HFP, albeit very nasally. The mics may have made it worse, but it's hard to enjoy listening to two guys bantering with severe sinus infections - which is what it sounded like - broadcasting from the back of an empty box truck.

    Roady laughing his ass off at Jimmy's misfortunate story about his Cuog-Fucker GF that broke his heart was hilarious, as was Roady's bitching about all the shitty little speed trap downs near Pullman that he hated. Some of their best stuff, no doubt.
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,051 Standard Supporter
    edited January 2024
    dnc said:

    Again, I was first and right on this racist loser. But I hear he was so fucking talented using a TiVo remote to point out a punter should have kicked it out of bounds. No one could have thought of that I’m told. Also kudos to him I’m sure no one has ever told a linebacker to “trust their reads.” Brilliant stuff. Why don’t we just anoint Gerald Alexander to run for office in 2024? Sounds like he’s got all the right solutions. Maybe I’m wrong and we should all follow a former Big sky walk on waterboy longsnapper who is mentally unstable and hates white assistant coaches.

    No one was FIRSTER or RIGHTER on Sub K than me.

    Arguably my greatest contribution to this cesspool.
    In the name of the Lord.