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Leaked audio of DeBlower’s final team meeting
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The apex height of irony.46XiJCAB said:
Bro, you need immediate psychological help.FireTheJanitor said:
Just like your wife when she leaves for the gym? We will take your experienced word for it46XiJCAB said:
He honestly sounds like he convinced himself that despite his professed love for uw, he had no choice but to go to Bama.
Can we get a board intervention for @haie here?
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I agree its fucked...Doog_de_Jour said:
My intent in that post was not to defend him. But after rereading my reply I can see where someone can come to that conclusion. And you’re right, there’s whole lot of different ways you can handle these situations without going full on HR robot.(I am curious now to try to prompt ChatGPT to write a speech for a coach leaving to go to another program now and see what it spits out!)Houhusky said:
There is plenty of room between emotional crying self centered platitude retard and HR robot. I dont know why you are stuck on defending your cheating ex for sounding like a retard, even chat gpt could have given him a more honest coherent 2 min speech.Doog_de_Jour said:
*Sigh* We hold coaches to a weird standard. We mock them for getting emotional or upset, but we also criticize them if they do nothing but the disingenuous “coach speak”.Postal91 said:I KNEW SOMEBODY HAD THAT THING TO LEAK!
Wow, what a mumbling bumbling bitch. 8 minutes that could have been 1, sheesh.
Dude is going to get rekt at Bama.
But yeah, in corporate America this would’ve been an email followed by a quick meeting with some lackey from HR. Not saying that’s the healthiest way to do it, but this doesn’t seem appropriate either.
Again, I’m just trying to say this is all fucked up.
since you asked... CoachGPT (30 seconds):
I've got something heavy on my heart, and it's not easy to put into words. This season, with all of you, has been a wild ride – from the highs to the lows, we've been through it all. Playing in that national championship game was a dream come true, and it's all because of the incredible team I've had the privilege of leading.
But here's the tough part. I've made a decision that's tearing me up inside. I'm heading over to Alabama to take on the head coaching gig there. It's something I dreamed about as a kid, and it's a chance I can't pass up.
I want you all to know this wasn't an easy call. Leaving the University of Washington, leaving you – it's like leaving family. I've laughed, cried, and fought alongside you all. Each one of you has left an indelible mark on my heart.
To my players, you guys are more than just a team to me. Your passion, your grit – it's contagious. I believe in each one of you, and I know you're going to do amazing things. I get that this news hits hard, and I'm sorry for any disappointment it brings.
As adults, we're faced with tough decisions. Sometimes it's for the team, sometimes it's for ourselves. You guys, too, will face choices – choosing to come here in the first place, transfer portal decisions, whether to pursue the NFL or come back for another year. It's not easy, and there's no one-size-fits-all answer. All I can say is trust your gut, follow your heart, chase your dreams, and remember, every decision shapes your journey.
To my coaching staff, you're the unsung heroes. The late nights, the crazy strategies – it's been a hell of a ride. I owe you all more than I can express.
This decision, it's not a goodbye. It's a "see you later." I might be wearing different colors, but I'm still here for you. Need advice? A chat? Just want to shoot the breeze? Call me anytime. We might be on different paths now, but if you want it, I will help you as much as I can.
So, thankyou for the memories, the wins, the losses, and the family we've become. Washington, you'll always have a piece of my heart.
Ill be in my office for the next hour, if anyone, and I mean anyone, wants to come personally chat please come see me, if not that is ok, I absolutely understand.
Obviously you would sprinkle in a specific anecdote or two from the season or call out a particularly special player/coach... but chatgpt cant do that. This is infinately better than the mubbled fake bullet point nonsense Defraud chose. -
My first thought as wellHouhusky said:
This is infinately better than the mubbled fake bullet point nonsense Defraud chose.Doog_de_Jour said:
My intent in that post was not to defend him. But after rereading my reply I can see where someone can come to that conclusion. And you’re right, there’s whole lot of different ways you can handle these situations without going full on HR robot.(I am curious now to try to prompt ChatGPT to write a speech for a coach leaving to go to another program now and see what it spits out!)Houhusky said:
There is plenty of room between emotional crying self centered platitude retard and HR robot. I dont know why you are stuck on defending your cheating ex for sounding like a retard, even chat gpt could have given him a more honest coherent 2 min speech.Doog_de_Jour said:
*Sigh* We hold coaches to a weird standard. We mock them for getting emotional or upset, but we also criticize them if they do nothing but the disingenuous “coach speak”.Postal91 said:I KNEW SOMEBODY HAD THAT THING TO LEAK!
Wow, what a mumbling bumbling bitch. 8 minutes that could have been 1, sheesh.
Dude is going to get rekt at Bama.
But yeah, in corporate America this would’ve been an email followed by a quick meeting with some lackey from HR. Not saying that’s the healthiest way to do it, but this doesn’t seem appropriate either.
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Same guy who posted this like an hour ago…I’m sure she’ll be home soon 😬46XiJCAB said:
Bro, you need immediate psychological help.FireTheJanitor said:
Just like your wife when she leaves for the gym? We will take your experienced word for it46XiJCAB said:
He honestly sounds like he convinced himself that despite his professed love for uw, he had no choice but to go to Bama.
Can we get a board intervention for @haie here?
I said uw was going to be special in 2023.
I was right.
I said he was going to make the most of Peterman’s talent.
He did.
I said he was a shit recruiter and it would catch up with him.
He knew it and bolted for the talent rich Crimson Tide.
Hell his best DT recruit decommitted and is begging for a tOSU offer. His home state. LOL…
Face it Skippy, 90-11 used uw to advance. He sucked in idiots like you with his “culture” BS and Midwest solid nice guy routine.
I can’t laugh at you hard enough. It’s not possible.
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Thank you for saving me the effort - you're right, that was pretty good on the bot's part.Houhusky said:
I agree its fucked...Doog_de_Jour said:
My intent in that post was not to defend him. But after rereading my reply I can see where someone can come to that conclusion. And you’re right, there’s whole lot of different ways you can handle these situations without going full on HR robot.(I am curious now to try to prompt ChatGPT to write a speech for a coach leaving to go to another program now and see what it spits out!)Houhusky said:
There is plenty of room between emotional crying self centered platitude retard and HR robot. I dont know why you are stuck on defending your cheating ex for sounding like a retard, even chat gpt could have given him a more honest coherent 2 min speech.Doog_de_Jour said:
*Sigh* We hold coaches to a weird standard. We mock them for getting emotional or upset, but we also criticize them if they do nothing but the disingenuous “coach speak”.Postal91 said:I KNEW SOMEBODY HAD THAT THING TO LEAK!
Wow, what a mumbling bumbling bitch. 8 minutes that could have been 1, sheesh.
Dude is going to get rekt at Bama.
But yeah, in corporate America this would’ve been an email followed by a quick meeting with some lackey from HR. Not saying that’s the healthiest way to do it, but this doesn’t seem appropriate either.
Again, I’m just trying to say this is all fucked up.
since you asked... CoachGPT (30 seconds):
I've got something heavy on my heart, and it's not easy to put into words. This season, with all of you, has been a wild ride – from the highs to the lows, we've been through it all. Playing in that national championship game was a dream come true, and it's all because of the incredible team I've had the privilege of leading.
But here's the tough part. I've made a decision that's tearing me up inside. I'm heading over to Alabama to take on the head coaching gig there. It's something I dreamed about as a kid, and it's a chance I can't pass up.
I want you all to know this wasn't an easy call. Leaving the University of Washington, leaving you – it's like leaving family. I've laughed, cried, and fought alongside you all. Each one of you has left an indelible mark on my heart.
To my players, you guys are more than just a team to me. Your passion, your grit – it's contagious. I believe in each one of you, and I know you're going to do amazing things. I get that this news hits hard, and I'm sorry for any disappointment it brings.
As adults, we're faced with tough decisions. Sometimes it's for the team, sometimes it's for ourselves. You guys, too, will face choices – choosing to come here in the first place, transfer portal decisions, whether to pursue the NFL or come back for another year. It's not easy, and there's no one-size-fits-all answer. All I can say is trust your gut, follow your heart, chase your dreams, and remember, every decision shapes your journey.
To my coaching staff, you're the unsung heroes. The late nights, the crazy strategies – it's been a hell of a ride. I owe you all more than I can express.
This decision, it's not a goodbye. It's a "see you later." I might be wearing different colors, but I'm still here for you. Need advice? A chat? Just want to shoot the breeze? Call me anytime. We might be on different paths now, but if you want it, I will help you as much as I can.
So, thankyou for the memories, the wins, the losses, and the family we've become. Washington, you'll always have a piece of my heart.
Ill be in my office for the next hour, if anyone, and I mean anyone, wants to come personally chat please come see me, if not that is ok, I absolutely understand.
Obviously you would sprinkle in a specific anecdote or two from the season or call out a particularly special player/coach... but chatgpt cant do that. This is infinately better than the mubbled fake bullet point nonsense Defraud chose.
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Never have I gone from love to hate this quickly.
Pretty impressive.
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¿Porque no los dos?pawz said:
The apex height of irony.46XiJCAB said:
Bro, you need immediate psychological help.FireTheJanitor said:
Just like your wife when she leaves for the gym? We will take your experienced word for it46XiJCAB said:
He honestly sounds like he convinced himself that despite his professed love for uw, he had no choice but to go to Bama.
Can we get a board intervention for @haie here? -
Where's Marcus Peters when you need him?
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digits said:
Where's Jeremiah Pharms when you need him?
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Kumala Harris even says that was too wordy
My hell that was torture -
Would love to hear some recordings of when he kicks dudes like Morell, who’ve been with him from day 1, to the curb. lol. Those dudes know there are only a couple seats on the chopper to bama.
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And Courtney Morgan needed half of them.doogville said:Would love to hear some recordings of when he kicks dudes like Morell, who’ve been with him from day 1, to the curb. lol. Those dudes know there are only a couple seats on the chopper to bama.
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It's weird that nobody has followed him immediately, right? Nothing would please me more than if zero of the coaches and staffers that he built his career with follow. I want to see him lost in the Alabama swamp alone while Saban watches practice from his sky office.doogville said:Would love to hear some recordings of when he kicks dudes like Morell, who’ve been with him from day 1, to the curb. lol. Those dudes know there are only a couple seats on the chopper to bama.
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I love how much the fans THINK and CARE again. We aren't going anywhere
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I think it’s pretty common to let things cool off before announcing coaches coming from the previous school. Also increases the chances bama can pick up who (if any) they want without paying buyouts.CallMeBigErn said:
It's weird that nobody has followed him immediately, right? Nothing would please me more than if zero of the coaches and staffers that he built his career with follow. I want to see him lost in the Alabama swamp alone while Saban watches practice from his sky office.doogville said:Would love to hear some recordings of when he kicks dudes like Morell, who’ve been with him from day 1, to the curb. lol. Those dudes know there are only a couple seats on the chopper to bama.
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I'm shaking, and about to vomit.
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That would have been a coherent and straight-forward speech ... the kind that doesn't scream "please don't be made at me" but instead commands respect because of its honestly and directness. I would have edited it as indicated.Houhusky said:
I agree its fucked...Doog_de_Jour said:
My intent in that post was not to defend him. But after rereading my reply I can see where someone can come to that conclusion. And you’re right, there’s whole lot of different ways you can handle these situations without going full on HR robot.(I am curious now to try to prompt ChatGPT to write a speech for a coach leaving to go to another program now and see what it spits out!)Houhusky said:
There is plenty of room between emotional crying self centered platitude retard and HR robot. I dont know why you are stuck on defending your cheating ex for sounding like a retard, even chat gpt could have given him a more honest coherent 2 min speech.Doog_de_Jour said:
*Sigh* We hold coaches to a weird standard. We mock them for getting emotional or upset, but we also criticize them if they do nothing but the disingenuous “coach speak”.Postal91 said:I KNEW SOMEBODY HAD THAT THING TO LEAK!
Wow, what a mumbling bumbling bitch. 8 minutes that could have been 1, sheesh.
Dude is going to get rekt at Bama.
But yeah, in corporate America this would’ve been an email followed by a quick meeting with some lackey from HR. Not saying that’s the healthiest way to do it, but this doesn’t seem appropriate either.
Again, I’m just trying to say this is all fucked up.
since you asked... CoachGPT (30 seconds):I've got something heavy on my heart, and it's not easy to put into words. This season, with all of you, has been a wild ride – from the highs to the lows, we've been through it all. Playing in that national championship game was a dream come true, and it's all because of the incredible team I've had the privilege of leading.I've made a decision that's tearing me up inside. I'm heading over to Alabama to take on the head coaching gig there. It's something I dreamed about as a kid, and it's a chance I can't pass up.
But here's the tough part.I want you all to know this wasn't an easy call. Leaving the University of Washington, leaving you – it's like leaving family. I've laughed, cried, and fought alongside you all. Each one of you has left an indelible mark on my heart.To my players, you guys are more than just a team to me. Your passion, your grit – it's contagious. I believe in each one of you, and I know you're going to do amazing things. I get that this news hits hard, and I'm sorry for any disappointment it brings.
As adults, we're faced with tough decisions. Sometimes it's for the team, sometimes it's for ourselves. You guys, too, will face choices – choosing to come here in the first place, transfer portal decisions, whether to pursue the NFL or come back for another year. It's not easy, and there's no one-size-fits-all answer. All I can say is trust your gut, follow your heart, chase your dreams, and remember, every decision shapes your journey.To my coaching staff, you're the unsung heroes. The late nights, the crazy strategies – it's been a hell of a ride. I owe you all more than I can express.
This decision, it's not a goodbye. It's a "see you later." I might be wearing different colors, but I'm still here for you. Need advice? A chat? Just want to shoot the breeze? Call me anytime. We might be on different paths now, but if you want it, I will help you as much as I can.
So, thankyou for the memories, the wins, the losses, and the family we've become.Washington, you'll always have a piece of my heart.Ill be in my office for the next hour, if anyone, and I mean anyone, wants to come personally chat please come see me, if not that is ok, I absolutely understand.
Obviously you would sprinkle in a specific anecdote or two from the season or call out a particularly special player/coach... but chatgpt cant do that. This is infinately better than the mubbled fake bullet point nonsense Defraud chose.
But, we dream. None of these people are terribly articulate or really even that thoughtful or self-aware. It's a strange niche of people who take on the life of a traveling carpet salesman, working up from the most humble beginnings and living a weird nomadic life to get to where he is right now. By the time they get there, none of them are sophisticated in anything else but what they do. The Phi Beta Kappa list in the coaching ranks is fucking short af. Marv Levy ... current coach of the Dolphins ... a few of those guys. Rare. Debaoer is probably in the upper quartile in terms of smarts, and this rambling incoherent babble is what you get. -
Those edits make it better.creepycoug said:
That would have been a coherent and straight-forward speech ... the kind that doesn't scream "please don't be made at me" but instead commands respect because of its honestly and directness. I would have edited it as indicated.Houhusky said:
I agree its fucked...Doog_de_Jour said:
My intent in that post was not to defend him. But after rereading my reply I can see where someone can come to that conclusion. And you’re right, there’s whole lot of different ways you can handle these situations without going full on HR robot.(I am curious now to try to prompt ChatGPT to write a speech for a coach leaving to go to another program now and see what it spits out!)Houhusky said:
There is plenty of room between emotional crying self centered platitude retard and HR robot. I dont know why you are stuck on defending your cheating ex for sounding like a retard, even chat gpt could have given him a more honest coherent 2 min speech.Doog_de_Jour said:
*Sigh* We hold coaches to a weird standard. We mock them for getting emotional or upset, but we also criticize them if they do nothing but the disingenuous “coach speak”.Postal91 said:I KNEW SOMEBODY HAD THAT THING TO LEAK!
Wow, what a mumbling bumbling bitch. 8 minutes that could have been 1, sheesh.
Dude is going to get rekt at Bama.
But yeah, in corporate America this would’ve been an email followed by a quick meeting with some lackey from HR. Not saying that’s the healthiest way to do it, but this doesn’t seem appropriate either.
Again, I’m just trying to say this is all fucked up.
since you asked... CoachGPT (30 seconds):I've got something heavy on my heart, and it's not easy to put into words. This season, with all of you, has been a wild ride – from the highs to the lows, we've been through it all. Playing in that national championship game was a dream come true, and it's all because of the incredible team I've had the privilege of leading.I've made a decision that's tearing me up inside. I'm heading over to Alabama to take on the head coaching gig there. It's something I dreamed about as a kid, and it's a chance I can't pass up.
But here's the tough part.I want you all to know this wasn't an easy call. Leaving the University of Washington, leaving you – it's like leaving family. I've laughed, cried, and fought alongside you all. Each one of you has left an indelible mark on my heart.To my players, you guys are more than just a team to me. Your passion, your grit – it's contagious. I believe in each one of you, and I know you're going to do amazing things. I get that this news hits hard, and I'm sorry for any disappointment it brings.
As adults, we're faced with tough decisions. Sometimes it's for the team, sometimes it's for ourselves. You guys, too, will face choices – choosing to come here in the first place, transfer portal decisions, whether to pursue the NFL or come back for another year. It's not easy, and there's no one-size-fits-all answer. All I can say is trust your gut, follow your heart, chase your dreams, and remember, every decision shapes your journey.To my coaching staff, you're the unsung heroes. The late nights, the crazy strategies – it's been a hell of a ride. I owe you all more than I can express.
This decision, it's not a goodbye. It's a "see you later." I might be wearing different colors, but I'm still here for you. Need advice? A chat? Just want to shoot the breeze? Call me anytime. We might be on different paths now, but if you want it, I will help you as much as I can.
So, thankyou for the memories, the wins, the losses, and the family we've become.Washington, you'll always have a piece of my heart.Ill be in my office for the next hour, if anyone, and I mean anyone, wants to come personally chat please come see me, if not that is ok, I absolutely understand.
Obviously you would sprinkle in a specific anecdote or two from the season or call out a particularly special player/coach... but chatgpt cant do that. This is infinately better than the mubbled fake bullet point nonsense Defraud chose.
Which reminded me of a great scene in the movie Moneyball where Billy Beane coaches one his underlings how to fire people. His advice is sound, “be straight with them, no fluff…would you rather get a bullet to the head, or five to the chest and bleed to death?” I’ve always remembered that.
https://youtu.be/fTjhHrcyiQI?si=eBn83pvXs0JWyR9U -
That had to be either his staff or back-end support staff sheep that drank the kool-aidCallMeBigErn said:The clapping at the end was disappointing.
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Just be genuine in your words and you don’t have to hide or be guarded or whateverDoog_de_Jour said:I’m probably in the minority here, but I’m sad this leaked. Some things should stay private, and if I was a coach I would think twice about showing any real emotion or speak to my team in anything besides carefully worded statements moving forward.
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THINK and CAREbackthepack said:I love how much the fans THINK and CARE again. We aren't going anywhere
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This is the perfect content to fuel the distain forever. I hated that they clapped but it was obviously awkward so whatever. He 1000% has that cheater blood in him he gave them the "I banged your friend I'm sorry it just kinda happened. Do you still love me??"
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As the resident expert in being a long-winded spewing wind bag …
Anything over 30 seconds for DeDouche to say buh bye is way too long -
Fuck off and die. You're the absentee father of huskie fans.Tequilla said:As the resident expert in being a long-winded spewing wind bag …
Anything over 30 seconds for DeDouche to say buh bye is way too long -
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I get what you're saying, the what happens in the lockerroom stays there standard. However, with the money involved and the circumstances, I'm ok with this getting the Pentagon Papers treatment.Doog_de_Jour said:I’m probably in the minority here, but I’m sad this leaked. Some things should stay private, and if I was a coach I would think twice about showing any real emotion or speak to my team in anything besides carefully worded statements moving forward.
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Big Jeb Bush “please clap” vibes
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That feeling when you suddenly realize you’re following the best coach in college football history, and the odds against you maintaining fan expectations are off the charts.
