A great season calling plays, but Sarkisian underwhelmed in national playoff

Houhusky

Imagine being constantly jerked off for literally the easiest part of being a head coach, offensive playcalling, and not even really being that good at it.

Mitch_Cumsteen

First, congrats on the W. I thought Texas played well enough and lord knows they had a chance to steal it at the end, but Penix was amazing. He made the throws and the WRs were clutch, even in really good coverage. The game pretty much played out like I thought -- Texas dline made UW one dimensional, and they just couldn't get enough pressure off the edge to disrupt Penix. And was absolutely on fire. Amazing player. Texas made too many mistakes to overcome that. Still, they kept coming back no matter what so the L is easier to stomach. Sometimes you just have to tip your cap to the other team.

Second, Kirk Bohls is a fucking dinosaur moron who wouldn't know football if it was wedged two feet up his asshole. He's the absolute worst of the otherwise pandering media that follows Texas.

Finally, I will be pulling hard for UW to put Michigan and that cheating bucket of dick cheese Harbaugh out of their misery. I'm a San Antonio guy but have spent plenty of time in Houston. If anybody needs any recommendations... the coldest beer in town is at La Carafe. If you go in there before the game and scream "Muledick" at the top of your lungs, they will give you a free rickshaw ride to the game.

PurpleBaze

Mitch_Cumsteen said:

First, congrats on the W. I thought Texas played well enough and lord knows they had a chance to steal it at the end, but Penix was amazing. He made the throws and the WRs were clutch, even in really good coverage. The game pretty much played out like I thought -- Texas dline made UW one dimensional, and they just couldn't get enough pressure off the edge to disrupt Penix. And was absolutely on fire. Amazing player. Texas made too many mistakes to overcome that. Still, they kept coming back no matter what so the L is easier to stomach. Sometimes you just have to tip your cap to the other team.

Second, Kirk Bohls is a fucking dinosaur moron who wouldn't know football if it was wedged two feet up his asshole. He's the absolute worst of the otherwise pandering media that follows Texas.

Finally, I will be pulling hard for UW to put Michigan and that cheating bucket of dick cheese Harbaugh out of their misery. I'm a San Antonio guy but have spent plenty of time in Houston. If anybody needs any recommendations... the coldest beer in town is at La Carafe. If you go in there before the game and scream "Muledick" at the top of your lungs, they will give you a free rickshaw ride to the game.

You had me at "bucket of dick cheese".

HuskyJW

Huskies were stemming

RaceBannon

DerekJohnson said:

jecornel said:

I meant kimmy. Damn phone.

jecornel said:

Jimmy must be heart broken for the guy.

you pushed the right buttons but the phone didn't execute

This deserved better chins

Please 🙏 gif

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

jecornel said:

I meant kimmy. Damn phone.

jecornel said:

Jimmy must be heart broken for the guy.

I wondered if Kim cried after the game if it was tears of joy for UW or tears of sadness for Sark?

PostGameOrangeSlices

Mitch_Cumsteen said:

First, congrats on the W. I thought Texas played well enough and lord knows they had a chance to steal it at the end, but Penix was amazing. He made the throws and the WRs were clutch, even in really good coverage. The game pretty much played out like I thought -- Texas dline made UW one dimensional, and they just couldn't get enough pressure off the edge to disrupt Penix. And was absolutely on fire. Amazing player. Texas made too many mistakes to overcome that. Still, they kept coming back no matter what so the L is easier to stomach. Sometimes you just have to tip your cap to the other team.

Second, Kirk Bohls is a fucking dinosaur moron who wouldn't know football if it was wedged two feet up his asshole. He's the absolute worst of the otherwise pandering media that follows Texas.

Finally, I will be pulling hard for UW to put Michigan and that cheating bucket of dick cheese Harbaugh out of their misery. I'm a San Antonio guy but have spent plenty of time in Houston. If anybody needs any recommendations... the coldest beer in town is at La Carafe. If you go in there before the game and scream "Muledick" at the top of your lungs, they will give you a free rickshaw ride to the game.

Good luck the rest of the way

GrundleStiltzkin

HuskyJW said:

Huskies were stemming

To say nothing of the trust issues.

WoolleyDoog

Yeah but if he brings in Tosh, watch out...