OFFICIAL Houston Pregame Circle Jerk

Sobchak_Security

We are in the house.

Rapeculturedawg

Anyone still at the saucer?

backthepack

Was nice meeting everyone there! Would have loved to chat more but had a social obligation and they wanted to leave earlier. Go Dawgs!

@EsophagealFeces is a big motherfucker

haie

Texas fan bartender gave me a free drink.

RTD

backthepack said:

Was nice meeting everyone there! Would have loved to chat more but had a social obligation and they wanted to leave earlier. Go Dawgs!

@EsophagealFeces is a big motherfucker

houseofpain247

backthepack said:

Was nice meeting everyone there! Would have loved to chat more but had a social obligation and they wanted to leave earlier. Go Dawgs!

@EsophagealFeces is a big motherfucker

like army ranger big?

EsophagealFeces

houseofpain247 said:

backthepack said:

Was nice meeting everyone there! Would have loved to chat more but had a social obligation and they wanted to leave earlier. Go Dawgs!

@EsophagealFeces is a big motherfucker

like army ranger big?

No, but two of my buddies are. I’m the shortest one in my group

LoneStarDawg

The LoneStarDawgs made an appearance and my wife doesn’t want a divorce… so I’ve got that going for me which is nice.

backthepack

houseofpain247 said:

backthepack said:

Was nice meeting everyone there! Would have loved to chat more but had a social obligation and they wanted to leave earlier. Go Dawgs!

@EsophagealFeces is a big motherfucker

like army ranger big?

I ain't small and they made me look tiny

LawDawg1

backthepack said:

houseofpain247 said:

backthepack said:

Was nice meeting everyone there! Would have loved to chat more but had a social obligation and they wanted to leave earlier. Go Dawgs!

@EsophagealFeces is a big motherfucker

like army ranger big?

I ain't small and they made me look tiny

That was just when comparing dicks though.

backthepack

LawDawg1 said:

backthepack said:

houseofpain247 said:

backthepack said:

Was nice meeting everyone there! Would have loved to chat more but had a social obligation and they wanted to leave earlier. Go Dawgs!

@EsophagealFeces is a big motherfucker

like army ranger big?

I ain't small and they made me look tiny

That was just when comparing dicks though.

@dirtysouwfdawg has the biggest for bringing his 15 year old

Fire_Marshall_Bill

RTD said:

backthepack said:

Was nice meeting everyone there! Would have loved to chat more but had a social obligation and they wanted to leave earlier. Go Dawgs!

@EsophagealFeces is a big motherfucker

something about seeing this on this particular site made me laugh instead of roll my eyes

Fire_Marshall_Bill

I guess I got the jitters earlier than expected

smoked an Am Spirit and started to drink vodka by 2:30

took the day off anyway because of never ending car bullshit

don't smoke @backthepack

It'll stunt your growth and give you cancer

TXDawg

Shout out to the Flying Saucer for accommodating Nacho’s rascal in a crowded bar and their commitment to ADA access.

BleachedAnusDawg

Purple drank in the blue lot.

EsophagealFeces

TXDawg said:

Shout out to the Flying Saucer for accommodating Nacho’s rascal in a crowded bar and their commitment to ADA access.

And shout out to Nacho for flying down here despite taking up an entire row of seats. PS: my buddy with the yuge beard took down that 7 dick lager in .81 seconds.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

LoneStarDawg said:

The LoneStarDawgs made an appearance and my wife doesn’t want a divorce… so I’ve got that going for me which is nice.

LoneStarDawg said:

The LoneStarDawgs made an appearance and my wife doesn’t want a divorce… so I’ve got that going for me which is nice.

I did my best by throwing horns down but Mrs LoneStarDawg took it like a champ.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

EsophagealFeces said:

TXDawg said:

Shout out to the Flying Saucer for accommodating Nacho’s rascal in a crowded bar and their commitment to ADA access.

And shout out to Nacho for flying down here despite taking up an entire row of seats. PS: my buddy with the yuge beard took down that 7 dick lager in .81 seconds.

I’m not sure who paid for that beer but we ended up with an extra round. I’m glad your buddy finished it. No beer left behind.

EsophagealFeces

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

EsophagealFeces said:

TXDawg said:

Shout out to the Flying Saucer for accommodating Nacho’s rascal in a crowded bar and their commitment to ADA access.

And shout out to Nacho for flying down here despite taking up an entire row of seats. PS: my buddy with the yuge beard took down that 7 dick lager in .81 seconds.

I’m not sure who paid for that beer but we ended up with an extra round. I’m glad your buddy finished it. No beer left behind.

It’s not our style to commit alcohol abuse

Sobchak_Security

I will stay. UW 1B