I laughed when he said “that woman Jenn Cohen made a good hire.”
This is how big of a douche I am.
At CVS getting the heathens medicine today because they are always fucking sick. I noticed a guy working there and some how he’d turned an LA polo into a work shirt. No joke, he took a Dodgers polo and then had CVS embroidered or some thing like that into it. Remembering him well because last time we met he had on a u$c shirt and I had on a husky shirt I said “don’t you have a u$c CVS shirt as well. He replied yes to which I said “I think I was wearing my husky shirt that day”. He grinned at that one and realized what I walked him into. He said he was rooting for us and good luck and all that BS. Then I mentioned them stealing our AD and his grin of fuck you turned into a grin of “yeah we did, fuck you” to which I replied with “you did us a favor”. At this point he figured out I’m one of those and kindly swiped his card at the self checkout because buying cough syrup for children needs age verification.
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At CVS getting the heathens medicine today because they are always fucking sick. I noticed a guy working there and some how he’d turned an LA polo into a work shirt. No joke, he took a Dodgers polo and then had CVS embroidered or some thing like that into it. Remembering him well because last time we met he had on a u$c shirt and I had on a husky shirt I said “don’t you have a u$c CVS shirt as well. He replied yes to which I said “I think I was wearing my husky shirt that day”. He grinned at that one and realized what I walked him into. He said he was rooting for us and good luck and all that BS. Then I mentioned them stealing our AD and his grin of fuck you turned into a grin of “yeah we did, fuck you” to which I replied with “you did us a favor”. At this point he figured out I’m one of those and kindly swiped his card at the self checkout because buying cough syrup for children needs age verification.
CSB, I know.