Balding, fat and hasn't seen his dick since Lambo was coach...and his mom has a 12 tat. Dude hit the life lottery in the gene department...oh and Kim and tard are his best'ies
Looks like Fetters didn't lock his computer when he BRB, JO to nachos in the bathroom ... someone should have walked over and put some Lemon Party on as his desktop background.
Nice trip into the archives. I miss pre podcast Simmons.
He's fucking terrible now. Rick Reilly the sequel.
Disagree with that, he's nowhere near as sanctimonious and self important as Reilly. I can see it with the self plagiarism though.
Fuck, I hate Rick Reilly.
Disagree. Nobody can be as bad as Reilly, but the biggest Bill Simmons fan is Bill Simmons. Just like it is with Reilly. Both of their writing went to shit once they became more prominent and involved in other mediums. And both guys have no business being on TV. ESPN's pregame shows have always been shit and the idea of having Simmons to spice it up instead of a former player who says nothing was a good idea. I hate the idea that all analysts need to be former players and coaches. It's fucktarded group think, but Simmons has no business being on TV. He adds nothing.
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"Too many nachos, where's the bathroom?"
But based on that odd coloring on his ass, it may be too late.
That football does look pretty big.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/020509
Fuck, I hate Rick Reilly.