Take it to the Tug

GreenRiverGatorz

Apparently Senator Cruz is bad juju for whatever team he bandwagons for. Maybe he can be convinced to don the maize and blue in his home city on Monday.

I actually ran into him in the bathroom post game. He's even shorter in person. About as fat as you'd expect. I was too drunk and too much of a pussy to heckle him. By the time I thought of a witty burn about him being the worst thing to hit the Super Dome since Katrina he was long gone. CSB.

https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-banned-texas-sports-games-curse-longhorns-1857011

TheHB

GreenRiverGatorz said:

Apparently Senator Cruz is bad juju for whatever team he bandwagons for. Maybe he can be convinced to don the maize and blue in his home city on Monday.

I actually ran into him in the bathroom post game. He's even shorter in person. About as fat as you'd expect. I was too drunk and too much of a pussy to heckle him. By the time I thought of a witty burn about him being the worst thing to hit the Super Dome since Katrina he was long gone. CSB.

https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-banned-texas-sports-games-curse-longhorns-1857011

He had a flight to Cancun to catch.

AtomicDawg

GreenRiverGatorz said:

Apparently Senator Cruz is bad juju for whatever team he bandwagons for. Maybe he can be convinced to don the maize and blue in his home city on Monday.

I actually ran into him in the bathroom post game. He's even shorter in person. About as fat as you'd expect. I was too drunk and too much of a pussy to heckle him. By the time I thought of a witty burn about him being the worst thing to hit the Super Dome since Katrina he was long gone. CSB.

https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-banned-texas-sports-games-curse-longhorns-1857011

Tapping your feet and looking for glory holes in public restrooms is a great hardcorehusky.com tradition.

PurpleJ

How big was his cock? Erect, I mean, in case you needed clarification.

CallMeBigErn

AtomicDawg said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:

Apparently Senator Cruz is bad juju for whatever team he bandwagons for. Maybe he can be convinced to don the maize and blue in his home city on Monday.

I actually ran into him in the bathroom post game. He's even shorter in person. About as fat as you'd expect. I was too drunk and too much of a pussy to heckle him. By the time I thought of a witty burn about him being the worst thing to hit the Super Dome since Katrina he was long gone. CSB.

https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-banned-texas-sports-games-curse-longhorns-1857011

Tapping your feet and looking for glory holes in public restrooms is a great hardcorehusky.com tradition.

Not me, man. I just have a wide stance.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

AtomicDawg said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:

Apparently Senator Cruz is bad juju for whatever team he bandwagons for. Maybe he can be convinced to don the maize and blue in his home city on Monday.

I actually ran into him in the bathroom post game. He's even shorter in person. About as fat as you'd expect. I was too drunk and too much of a pussy to heckle him. By the time I thought of a witty burn about him being the worst thing to hit the Super Dome since Katrina he was long gone. CSB.

https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-banned-texas-sports-games-curse-longhorns-1857011

Tapping your feet and looking for glory holes in public restrooms is a great hardcorehusky.com tradition.

@huskyhooligan??!!?? True??11!!!???

huskyhooligan

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

AtomicDawg said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:

Apparently Senator Cruz is bad juju for whatever team he bandwagons for. Maybe he can be convinced to don the maize and blue in his home city on Monday.

I actually ran into him in the bathroom post game. He's even shorter in person. About as fat as you'd expect. I was too drunk and too much of a pussy to heckle him. By the time I thought of a witty burn about him being the worst thing to hit the Super Dome since Katrina he was long gone. CSB.

https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-banned-texas-sports-games-curse-longhorns-1857011

Tapping your feet and looking for glory holes in public restrooms is a great hardcorehusky.com tradition.

@huskyhooligan??!!?? True??11!!!???

Thankfully this is true.

RaceBannon

GreenRiverGatorz said:

Apparently Senator Cruz is bad juju for whatever team he bandwagons for. Maybe he can be convinced to don the maize and blue in his home city on Monday.

I actually ran into him in the bathroom post game. He's even shorter in person. About as fat as you'd expect. I was too drunk and too much of a pussy to heckle him. By the time I thought of a witty burn about him being the worst thing to hit the Super Dome since Katrina he was long gone. CSB.

https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-banned-texas-sports-games-curse-longhorns-1857011

Next time ask him what it's like to be the son of the guy who killed Kennedy