So Which One of You Fuckers Is Taking Pictures of Jerry Jones With Whores?

AZDuck

Those weird photos of Jerry Jones and some ladies hanging out in what appears to be a bathroom come with an equally bughouse backstory. They were first put on the internet by a man named Frank Hoover, who alleges that they were taken by people looking to set up Jerry Jones in an extortion plot. Hoover explains all of this in his 20-page manifesto, which also makes clear that Hoover is in fact the son of God.

http://deadspin.com/the-story-behind-those-jerry-jones-photos-is-weirder-th-1616389511
http://deadspin.com/heres-a-lady-rubbing-her-face-on-jerry-joness-crotch-1616340521
https://twitter.com/INFIN8SON

AtomicPiss

maybe that explains why the Cowboys didn't draft Manziel

fivehundredmileDAWG

DerekJohnson said:

maybe that explains why the Cowboys didn't draft Manziel

It explains a great many things ...

SpoonieLuv

DerekJohnson said:

maybe that explains why the Cowboys didn't draft Manziel

Texas running low on whores?

PostGameOrangeSlices

fivehundredmileDAWG said:

DerekJohnson said:

maybe that explains why the Cowboys didn't draft Manziel

It explains a great many things ...

this

PurpleThrobber

Hookers without blow is like drinking decaf coffee or O'Doul's.

RaceBannon

As if Jerry gives a fuck that these pictures get out. You can't exhort a publicity whore with pictures of whores. You just can't

CuntWaffle

Yea I bet he really doesn't care. Wow an old rich dude hanging out with a couple hot young sluts.... new situation for sure.


BUT HE IS MARRIED!!11!1

AZDuck

I think Race and Cuntwaffle are missing the poont.

The guy who is posting the pics also poasted this:



If he doesn't poast here already, he should.

CuntWaffle

AZDuck said:

I think Race and Cuntwaffle are missing the poont.

The guy who is posting the pics also poasted this:



If he doesn't poast here already, he should.

Money grab.

HFNY

Good for Jerry, hopefully they blew lines off his cockus.

With him still involved with the Boyz, it's one less team to worry about competing with the Hawks in the NFC.

Jimmy Johnson > Jerry Jones

Jimmy Johnson > Barry Switzer

Jimmy Johnson >

oregonblitzkrieg

He really needs to stick with his own age group.



Seeing some old fuck with young whores is just sad.

AZDuck

oregonblitzkrieg said:

He really needs to stick with his own age group.



Seeing some old fuck with young whores is just sad.

You're young, aren't you? One of the great things about getting older is being able to afford good-looking whores

topdawgnc

God Bless Jerry for exploiting his position of power and money.

Blows my mind how women will do what ever it takes to get near power and share in the riches.

PurpleThrobber

HFNY said:

Good for Jerry, hopefully they blew lines off his cockus.

With him still involved with the Boyz, it's one less team to worry about competing with the Hawks in the NFC.

Jimmy Johnson > Jerry Jones

Jimmy Johnson > Barry Switzer

Jimmy Johnson >

Clint Murchison, Jr. won Super Bowls owning the Cowboys Super Bowls AND did blow off hookers' asses in copious amounts.

http://thelandryhat.com/2013/04/11/clint-murchison-craziest-dallas-cowboys-owner-ever/

Though geeky and mild mannered with Coke-bottle glasses, Clint was a sex-obsessed hound. He owned a penthouse on Park Avenue in New York, and he relished the chase of getting a hot young woman in the sack, which ultimately led to his divorce in 1972. In his early fifties, when most people are burned out and their lives ruined from cocaine, Clint had just begun. He found the drug helped aid him in his concupiscent escapades. While some Jerry detractors claim he’s on drugs, Clint Murchison actually was.

topdawgnc

PurpleThrobber said:

HFNY said:

Good for Jerry, hopefully they blew lines off his cockus.

With him still involved with the Boyz, it's one less team to worry about competing with the Hawks in the NFC.

Jimmy Johnson > Jerry Jones

Jimmy Johnson > Barry Switzer

Jimmy Johnson >

Clint Murchison, Jr. won Super Bowls owning the Cowboys Super Bowls AND did blow off hookers' asses in copious amounts.

http://thelandryhat.com/2013/04/11/clint-murchison-craziest-dallas-cowboys-owner-ever/

Though geeky and mild mannered with Coke-bottle glasses, Clint was a sex-obsessed hound. He owned a penthouse on Park Avenue in New York, and he relished the chase of getting a hot young woman in the sack, which ultimately led to his divorce in 1972. In his early fifties, when most people are burned out and their lives ruined from cocaine, Clint had just begun. He found the drug helped aid him in his concupiscent escapades. While some Jerry detractors claim he’s on drugs, Clint Murchison actually was.

Great link.

I found this one to be better, at least in title:

rantchic.com/2013/12/04/awesome-uses-for-big-booties/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=Taboola&utm_term=Title1&&utm_content=fansided-fansided

oregonblitzkrieg

topdawgnc said:

God Bless Jerry for exploiting his position of power and money.

Blows my mind how women will do what ever it takes to get near power and share in the riches.

Trashy poast.

Tequilla

El Oh El at anybody expressing surprise (not here - but in Texas) at the thought that Jerry Jones' moral compass doesn't point due north.

oregonblitzkrieg

Tequilla said:

El Oh El at anybody expressing surprise (not here - but in Texas) at the thought that Jerry Jones' moral compass doesn't point due north.

Little doubt his geriatric boner is pointing due north in that last pic.

Vegasdawg

Envious younger guys take notice.. every check in your life is a whore. The older you get and if you have a few bucks, the cute where's are a dime a dozen.

Vegasdawg

Whores