It's shit. I can't believe people try to convince themselves they like it better than salsa, ranch, or other good dipping sauces. The same fucks pretend that they like eating kale.
So you're saying you like ranch?
Thomas, I picture you looking kind of like this. A smart aleck hipster always trying to be witty. You probably check in on Facebook at the 75k Café in Capital Hill and let everyone know how great the tofu and quinoa salad is. Am I off?
It's shit. I can't believe people try to convince themselves they like it better than salsa, ranch, or other good dipping sauces. The same fucks pretend that they like eating kale.
So you're saying you like ranch?
Thomas, I picture you looking kind of like this. A smart aleck hipster always trying to be witty. You probably check in on Facebook at the 75k Café in Capital Hill and let everyone know how great the tofu and quinoa salad is. Am I off?
I picture 80% of this board as either that guy or Wally the lazy slacker from the Dibert comics. Tell me I'm wrong...
It's shit. I can't believe people try to convince themselves they like it better than salsa, ranch, or other good dipping sauces. The same fucks pretend that they like eating kale.
So you're saying you like ranch?
Thomas, I picture you looking kind of like this. A smart aleck hipster always trying to be witty. You probably check in on Facebook at the 75k Café in Capital Hill and let everyone know how great the tofu and quinoa salad is. Am I off?
I picture 81% of this board as either that guy or Wally the lazy slacker from the Dibert comics. Tell me I'm wrong...
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