Josh Pate: Washington is ‘not the best matchup in the world for Texas’

DerekJohnson

https://sports.yahoo.com/josh-pate-washington-not-best-010951501.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAALcdgmNgdj4UlnHpZqqntGJ7eDkiZ6yO51UJJwcB1DpV0dg_vw0kSexCtEvTESIxYAL7RHf9Tfs59a46jAfu5CCNS4nF34GIKC84--YBuU1jMsFp8fya8EGiIygrqMeSvfidtmSeZ-dnea5GkzUGkzk8JJ8YqQJLQ5pWxxJD9vkD

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

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Thanks Taft!

dirtysouwfdawg

I heard he had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick.

FireCohen

dirtysouwfdawg said:

I heard he had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick.

i should get that

GreenRiverGatorz

Seems obvious. If I'm an opposing fan the last team I want to face is one with the greatest QB-WR duo in the country that has consistently snatched victory from the anal cavity of defeat. It brings me joy knowing how much anxiety that causes for someone who's not me.

dirtysouwfdawg

FireCohen said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

I heard he had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick.

i should get that

Well worth the initial surgery pain.


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EsophagealFeces

GreenRiverGatorz said:

Seems obvious. If I'm an opposing fan the last team I want to face is one with the greatest QB-WR duo in the country that has consistently snatched victory from the anal cavity of defeat. It brings me joy knowing how much anxiety that causes for someone who's not me.

This. There’s no dominant defense left, so having the best QB and receivers is a huge advantage. If our offense is clicking at 100%, we hang the banner. Texas can’t beat us in a shootout, and Michigan and Bama won’t be able to slow the game down enough for it to matter. That said, if ASU/OSU/WSU Grubb shows up, we’re fucked.