He Has Risen

He being me. Woke up with a Rainier can in my bed, the worst headache I've ever had and apparently no career-ending tweets or texts. Don't remember being on the pod but I'm sure it was fun.

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whlinder

Unless you threw up all over the floor you didn’t drink very much

bananasnblondes

Did you wake up with your penis in a dead guy's ass?

PurpleBaze

Did you wake up with your penis in a dead guy's ass?

@trublue is intrigued.

GreenRiverGatorz

Did you wake up with your penis in a dead guy's ass?
@trublue is intrigued.

So am I

RoadTrip

He being me. Woke up with a Rainier can in my bed, the worst headache I've ever had and apparently no career-ending tweets or texts. Don't remember being on the pod but I'm sure it was fun.

Almost blew chunks today. Can't remember about 3 hours last night.

EsophagealFeces

He being me. Woke up with a Rainier can in my bed, the worst headache I've ever had and apparently no career-ending tweets or texts. Don't remember being on the pod but I'm sure it was fun.
Almost blew chunks today. Can't remember about 3 hours last night.

How’s your kid doing?

RoadTrip

He being me. Woke up with a Rainier can in my bed, the worst headache I've ever had and apparently no career-ending tweets or texts. Don't remember being on the pod but I'm sure it was fun.
Almost blew chunks today. Can't remember about 3 hours last night.
How’s your kid doing?

He may need surgery but he's a tough kid. Baseball season is in doubt. My wife's a saint and dealt with everything. They got home at about 4am. Thanks for asking.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Did you wake up with your penis in a dead guy's ass?
@trublue is intrigued.

FUCK OFF, FAGGOT!

You’re the one with the obsession about cadavers, Tacoma Pussy Boy.

Your boy who murdered his girlfriend and was charged with Tampering with a Corpse actually burned her corpse.

Mr. FAFO immediately thought it was necrophilia.

Meet up me in ID. I’m old and feeble.

We do have firearms and backhoes and know how to use them, though.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I was hoping this would be about Pup. It’d be just like him to disappear right before the season only to come back and claim he told us that UW would go undefeated but only him, @yobates @steelheader2 and maybe @Fire_Marshall_Bill were brave enough to predict it