Dustin Johnson

RaceBannon

Booze,drugs,or sex addiction to Wayne's kid?

DugtheDoog

What ever happened to ABUNDANCE?

Tequilla

I'll take the bottle for $400 Alex

RoadDawg55

Cocaine it is.

Tequilla

What a fucking dumbass

CuntWaffle

His job is to play golf. He makes a shitload of money and is banging a 10.... is it that hard to lay off the blow? I mean at least be prepared to cheat the drug test.

Tequilla

I say that there's somewhere between a 0-50% chance we never see Dustin Johnson on a golf course again.

Swaye

I for one applaud the guy for sticking to his beliefs that cocaine is a helluva drug.

RaceBannon

golf.com/tour-and-news/dustin-johnson-suspended-pga-tour-after-positive-test-cocaine?xid=aol_home

Hard to make those big putts with the coke shakes.

pawz

Tequilla said:

I say that there's somewhere between a 0-50% chance we never see Dustin Johnson on a golf course again.

Huh?

A negative plus a negative equals a positive?

Anything less than even-money is a negative. Amirite?

Tequilla

I'm saying that there's some chance that he never plays professional golf again.

Based on the information that has come out today and the lifestyle that he leads, I wouldn't be shocked if he never plays again.

Let's just say that I don't get the impression that he wants to "change" based on the comments and is more pissed that he has gotten caught. Wouldn't shock me if he was a strong candidate in a certain pool ...

The longer he stays with the Great One's out of control daughter, the more I'll be convinced that he's not committed to changing because at best she's an enabler and at worst she's right there with him.

RaceBannon

He can make millions and do coke. Abundance. But he'll never win majors or many events at all

RaccoonHarry

ZERO sympathy from Harry. There always seemed to be an under current about this guy that strongly implied he was pretty much a shit bag. Turns out he was. Fuck him...

RoadDawg55

Tequilla said:

I say that there's somewhere between a 0-50% chance we never see Dustin Johnson on a golf course again.

He'll be back by next season with a big redemption story. There's a 50-100% chance of him having a Tom Rinaldi, piano playing segment next year. He wins a dinky Burger King Open and the golf world will be his fucking oyster. The 16th ranked player in the world who made over 4 million this season (not counting endorsements) is going to disappear. Fuck me runnin, Cocker!

RoadDawg55

Rumors of Johnson banging PGA tour member's wives. I have a new favorite golfer. Hopefully he embraces the coke snorting, wife banging reputation instead of trying to convince everyone he's changed. I was always pissed that Tiger apologized. I wish he would have just came out and said he really enjoyed banging whores and anyone who didn't like it could fuck off.

http://deadspin.com/report-dustin-johnson-had-sexual-indiscretion-with-p-1614689008

http://bustedcoverage.com/2014/08/01/allie-mackenzie-dustin-johnson-didnt-ruin-my-marriage/

RoadDawg55

I've always been a big Dustin Johnson fan

RaceBannon

RoadDawg55 said:

I've always been a big Dustin Johnson fan

Enjoy the first three rounds.

I would like to see him win but I need to see a championship

Tequilla

I had him down for an OD to be honest

RoadDawg55

Tequilla said:

I had him down for an OD to be honest

That's the real reason I googled and bumped it.

dnc

RoadDawg55 said:

I've always been a big Johnson fan

PurpleThrobber

I would snort coke off Paulina's ass all day and twice on Sunday.

And every non homo on this board would risk a drug test.