Which Oregon player

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will blow out his left knee/right hamstring late in the fourth quarter to stop the clock with less than a minute left in the conference championship, get carted off, then make a miraculous recovery and re-enter the game two plays later?

Southerndawg

Fergie. She He has the drill down;

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Southerndawg said:

Fergie. She He has the drill down;

Look, if we are assuming he genders I’m IN.

Quietcowskee

Bo will do it to clench the heisman👌

PurpleJ

Blo Dix pops his ACL while having gay butt sex with his adopted brother.

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PurpleJ said:

Blo Dix pops his ACL while having gay butt sex with his adopted brother.

Purp, I feel like I’m suppose to disown you on behalf of modern society. I’m not like that though, I’m enlightened. All can say is:

GRONK!!!!!1!!69!!