DUCKFIGHTER ILLUSTRATED: PRE SEASON SPECTACULAR 2014
In a scene reminiscent of the '88 World Series, featuring a hobbled Kirk Gibson's pinch hit home run, Race Bannon has emerged from his LA hospital bed where he overcame the crud to pen another award winning satire edition of Duckfighter Illustrated.
No actual memory care patients were injured in the filming of the cheap shots at Pat Bowlen. if we offended anyone we apologize. Of course we knew that we would offend lots of readers so why would we apologize? That makes no sense. What happened to just being offensive for the sake of being offensive? We should stand proud and own our offensiveness. Unapologetically offend as many as we can offend while staying within the boundaries of modern thought control. I mean we aren't going to offend any gay people that's for sure. We could lose our jobs.
Anyone else remember when Stanford was "Teeving with confidence"? DFI was pretty good back in the day. I heard it's best writer was lost to the crud. Shame.
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5 stars
Still your best effort in months though.
Staff, true?1!
talk shit andsmoke weed ....fixed ...
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