Was disturbed to see this today because what isnt on this tape is when I pushed an old lady in Beaver gear into that piss puddle about 10 seconds later
Was disturbed to see this today because what isnt on this tape is when I pushed an old lady in Beaver gear into that piss puddle about 10 seconds later
Was disturbed to see this today because what isnt on this tape is when I pushed an old lady in Beaver gear into that piss puddle about 10 seconds later
No wonder the janitor was fired.
I’m technically retired now. But since you asked.
Last UW coach that fired me was Petersen for not having the coffee machine temperature set to his preferred 163 degrees (166 on gamedays).
Before that it was Sark, I didn’t unclog the coaches toilet for a week after he and Johnny Nansen filled it with condoms and puke celebrating “house money.”
Ty fired me for not calling him sir when apologizing for running out of his preferred golf towels.
Gilbertson wouldn’t fire me. Even let me shit in the coaches office. Too nice of a guy.
Got fired with Neuheisel for introducing him to the basketball pool through connections I made cleaning toilets at Overlake Golf & Country club as a young man.
(Lambright era NDA expires in 2025)
Coach James fired me when he got serious about bringing more speed into the program. I took it a little too literally and developed an enormous amphetamine addiction and Coach overheard me trying to get Billy Joe to shave points to cover drug debts.
Anyways, been a bit of an up and down career.
When Jimmy pushed Ruperake, Jen was in an absolute panic and didn’t know what to do. She was reading leadership books in her office one day and read an earth shattering quote along the lines of “you can tell a lot about a person based on how they treat the janitor.” I was emptying her garbage can full of disposable leopard print blazers when she asked the question of how Jimmy treated me. I, being in some of the worst headspace of my life following the Montana loss, lied and said he treated me and other players like shit. I got a little nervous so I lied more and said I thought he had hit a couple other players in previous seasons. I feel bad about it to this day, Jimmy wasn’t a bad guy, just misunderstood. That’s the only time I got to fire anyone at UW. Jen was crying and made me do it.
Anyways, Jen paid me, in her words, “a small consulting fee” for all the help and I now live in Palm Springs. DM if you have any questions, not a bad guy, even if I pushed that Beaver gal into some piss last night.
Was disturbed to see this today because what isnt on this tape is when I pushed an old lady in Beaver gear into that piss puddle about 10 seconds later
No wonder the janitor was fired.
I’m technically retired now. But since you asked.
Last UW coach that fired me was Petersen for not having the coffee machine temperature set to his preferred 163 degrees (166 on gamedays).
Before that it was Sark, I didn’t unclog the coaches toilet for a week after he and Johnny Nansen filled it with condoms and puke celebrating “house money.”
Ty fired me for not calling him sir when apologizing for running out of his preferred golf towels.
Gilbertson wouldn’t fire me. Even let me shit in the coaches office. Too nice of a guy.
Got fired with Neuheisel for introducing him to the basketball pool through connections I made cleaning toilets at Overlake Golf & Country club as a young man.
(Lambright era NDA expires in 2025)
Coach James fired me when he got serious about bringing more speed into the program. I took it a little too literally and developed an enormous amphetamine addiction and Coach overheard me trying to get Billy Joe to shave points to cover drug debts.
Anyways, been a bit of an up and down career.
When Jimmy pushed Ruperake, Jen was in an absolute panic and didn’t know what to do. She was reading leadership books in her office one day and read an earth shattering quote along the lines of “you can tell a lot about a person based on how they treat the janitor.” I was emptying her garbage can full of disposable leopard print blazers when she asked the question of how Jimmy treated me. I, being in some of the worst headspace of my life following the Montana loss, lied and said he treated me and other players like shit. I got a little nervous so I lied more and said I thought he had hit a couple other players in previous seasons. I feel bad about it to this day, Jimmy wasn’t a bad guy, just misunderstood. That’s the only time I got to fire anyone at UW. Jen was crying and made me do it.
Anyways, Jen paid me, in her words, “a small consulting fee” for all the help and I now live in Palm Springs. DM if you have any questions, not a bad guy, even if I pushed that Beaver gal into some piss last night.
Was disturbed to see this today because what isnt on this tape is when I pushed an old lady in Beaver gear into that piss puddle about 10 seconds later
No wonder the janitor was fired.
I’m technically retired now. But since you asked.
Last UW coach that fired me was Petersen for not having the coffee machine temperature set to his preferred 163 degrees (166 on gamedays).
Before that it was Sark, I didn’t unclog the coaches toilet for a week after he and Johnny Nansen filled it with condoms and puke celebrating “house money.”
Ty fired me for not calling him sir when apologizing for running out of his preferred golf towels.
Gilbertson wouldn’t fire me. Even let me shit in the coaches office. Too nice of a guy.
Got fired with Neuheisel for introducing him to the basketball pool through connections I made cleaning toilets at Overlake Golf & Country club as a young man.
(Lambright era NDA expires in 2025)
Coach James fired me when he got serious about bringing more speed into the program. I took it a little too literally and developed an enormous amphetamine addiction and Coach overheard me trying to get Billy Joe to shave points to cover drug debts.
Anyways, been a bit of an up and down career.
When Jimmy pushed Ruperake, Jen was in an absolute panic and didn’t know what to do. She was reading leadership books in her office one day and read an earth shattering quote along the lines of “you can tell a lot about a person based on how they treat the janitor.” I was emptying her garbage can full of disposable leopard print blazers when she asked the question of how Jimmy treated me. I, being in some of the worst headspace of my life following the Montana loss, lied and said he treated me and other players like shit. I got a little nervous so I lied more and said I thought he had hit a couple other players in previous seasons. I feel bad about it to this day, Jimmy wasn’t a bad guy, just misunderstood. That’s the only time I got to fire anyone at UW. Jen was crying and made me do it.
Anyways, Jen paid me, in her words, “a small consulting fee” for all the help and I now live in Palm Springs. DM if you have any questions, not a bad guy, even if I pushed that Beaver gal into some piss last night.
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Was disturbed to see this today because what isnt on this tape is when I pushed an old lady in Beaver gear into that piss puddle about 10 seconds later
No wonder the janitor was fired.
I’m technically retired now. But since you asked.
Last UW coach that fired me was Petersen for not having the coffee machine temperature set to his preferred 163 degrees (166 on gamedays).
Before that it was Sark, I didn’t unclog the coaches toilet for a week after he and Johnny Nansen filled it with condoms and puke celebrating “house money.”
Ty fired me for not calling him sir when apologizing for running out of his preferred golf towels.
Gilbertson wouldn’t fire me. Even let me shit in the coaches office. Too nice of a guy.
Got fired with Neuheisel for introducing him to the basketball pool through connections I made cleaning toilets at Overlake Golf & Country club as a young man.
(Lambright era NDA expires in 2025)
Coach James fired me when he got serious about bringing more speed into the program. I took it a little too literally and developed an enormous amphetamine addiction and Coach overheard me trying to get Billy Joe to shave points to cover drug debts.
Anyways, been a bit of an up and down career.
When Jimmy pushed Ruperake, Jen was in an absolute panic and didn’t know what to do. She was reading leadership books in her office one day and read an earth shattering quote along the lines of “you can tell a lot about a person based on how they treat the janitor.” I was emptying her garbage can full of disposable leopard print blazers when she asked the question of how Jimmy treated me. I, being in some of the worst headspace of my life following the Montana loss, lied and said he treated me and other players like shit. I got a little nervous so I lied more and said I thought he had hit a couple other players in previous seasons. I feel bad about it to this day, Jimmy wasn’t a bad guy, just misunderstood. That’s the only time I got to fire anyone at UW. Jen was crying and made me do it.
Anyways, Jen paid me, in her words, “a small consulting fee” for all the help and I now live in Palm Springs. DM if you have any questions, not a bad guy, even if I pushed that Beaver gal into some piss last night.
Was disturbed to see this today because what isnt on this tape is when I pushed an old lady in Beaver gear into that piss puddle about 10 seconds later
No wonder the janitor was fired.
I’m technically retired now. But since you asked.
Last UW coach that fired me was Petersen for not having the coffee machine temperature set to his preferred 163 degrees (166 on gamedays).
Before that it was Sark, I didn’t unclog the coaches toilet for a week after he and Johnny Nansen filled it with condoms and puke celebrating “house money.”
Ty fired me for not calling him sir when apologizing for running out of his preferred golf towels.
Gilbertson wouldn’t fire me. Even let me shit in the coaches office. Too nice of a guy.
Got fired with Neuheisel for introducing him to the basketball pool through connections I made cleaning toilets at Overlake Golf & Country club as a young man.
(Lambright era NDA expires in 2025)
Coach James fired me when he got serious about bringing more speed into the program. I took it a little too literally and developed an enormous amphetamine addiction and Coach overheard me trying to get Billy Joe to shave points to cover drug debts.
Anyways, been a bit of an up and down career.
When Jimmy pushed Ruperake, Jen was in an absolute panic and didn’t know what to do. She was reading leadership books in her office one day and read an earth shattering quote along the lines of “you can tell a lot about a person based on how they treat the janitor.” I was emptying her garbage can full of disposable leopard print blazers when she asked the question of how Jimmy treated me. I, being in some of the worst headspace of my life following the Montana loss, lied and said he treated me and other players like shit. I got a little nervous so I lied more and said I thought he had hit a couple other players in previous seasons. I feel bad about it to this day, Jimmy wasn’t a bad guy, just misunderstood. That’s the only time I got to fire anyone at UW. Jen was crying and made me do it.
Anyways, Jen paid me, in her words, “a small consulting fee” for all the help and I now live in Palm Springs. DM if you have any questions, not a bad guy, even if I pushed that Beaver gal into some piss last night.
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Last UW coach that fired me was Petersen for not having the coffee machine temperature set to his preferred 163 degrees (166 on gamedays).
Before that it was Sark, I didn’t unclog the coaches toilet for a week after he and Johnny Nansen filled it with condoms and puke celebrating “house money.”
Ty fired me for not calling him sir when apologizing for running out of his preferred golf towels.
Gilbertson wouldn’t fire me. Even let me shit in the coaches office. Too nice of a guy.
Got fired with Neuheisel for introducing him to the basketball pool through connections I made cleaning toilets at Overlake Golf & Country club as a young man.
(Lambright era NDA expires in 2025)
Coach James fired me when he got serious about bringing more speed into the program. I took it a little too literally and developed an enormous amphetamine addiction and Coach overheard me trying to get Billy Joe to shave points to cover drug debts.
Anyways, been a bit of an up and down career.
When Jimmy pushed Ruperake, Jen was in an absolute panic and didn’t know what to do. She was reading leadership books in her office one day and read an earth shattering quote along the lines of “you can tell a lot about a person based on how they treat the janitor.” I was emptying her garbage can full of disposable leopard print blazers when she asked the question of how Jimmy treated me. I, being in some of the worst headspace of my life following the Montana loss, lied and said he treated me and other players like shit. I got a little nervous so I lied more and said I thought he had hit a couple other players in previous seasons. I feel bad about it to this day, Jimmy wasn’t a bad guy, just misunderstood. That’s the only time I got to fire anyone at UW. Jen was crying and made me do it.
Anyways, Jen paid me, in her words, “a small consulting fee” for all the help and I now live in Palm Springs. DM if you have any questions, not a bad guy, even if I pushed that Beaver gal into some piss last night.