Lanning to aTm
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He’s from Missouri. Missouri is in the SEC. Ergo, Lanning is a southern man.bisonduck said:
He’s midwestern Kansas City but keep trying. His dream job is the Chiefs.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Ah, I see he is from Missouri.ntxduck said:
Lol. Totally. If I’m “asshurt” about anything it’s that this place used to be my go-to spot to discuss football because all the Oregon boards are full of pweston and duckzone503 types. And now it’s like trying to talk to 500 different ballz alts here.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Youve been exceptionally asshurt for months now.ntxduck said:
Ask your southern boy from tejas.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Why?ntxduck said:
This board has developed brain rot this season.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Lanning is a good coach with a rivalry game problem.1to392831weretaken said:So have we decided that Lanning is good now?
To me, he looks and acts coked out every time I see him, but it's hard to argue with results. A couple of losses to Warshington aside, his defense plays impressively well in spite of having Tosh as a DC, and the offense is very well designed and balanced.
Maybe he gets it together against UW and Beav, maybe he doesn't.
But he is a southern boy from Tejas, and Oregon having to plug in yet another coach is better for UW than the alternative
There used to be some smart people on here. Now it’s basically the Oregonlive comments section circa 2003
Cant imagine why
Let me know where in Texas Lanning is from. I think you’re onto something there.
Still southern cuntry.
Why so upset? His wife has a Texas tattoo in his tattoo.
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The Swaim Show is your source???Baseman said: -
Even @GrandpaSankey can see the state of Texas above her left breast. The fact that it’s on the left is significant because that is also the side most commonly associated with the heart and love. Additionally, when looking at masculine and feminine energies, feminine is also on the left and that energy commonly associated with being a mother.Doog_de_Jour said:
Yup. He put in more thought to the visual and thematic elements of that tattoo than most Art History grad students do their thesis papers.PostGameOrangeSlices said:The fucking scenes if this happens
Doesn't this MF have a tattoo of his wife with an Oregon tattoo on her throat?
https://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/2023/01/oregon-ducks-coach-dan-lanning-gets-portrait-tattoo-of-wife-sauphia-with-several-meaningful-symbols.html
Like I said, even @GrandpaSankey can see that Lanning loves Texas as much as his mother.
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He grew up with Missouri in Big 12 country. Ergo, he’s a midwestern guy through and through.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
He’s from Missouri. Missouri is in the SEC. Ergo, Lanning is a southern man.bisonduck said:
He’s midwestern Kansas City but keep trying. His dream job is the Chiefs.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Ah, I see he is from Missouri.ntxduck said:
Lol. Totally. If I’m “asshurt” about anything it’s that this place used to be my go-to spot to discuss football because all the Oregon boards are full of pweston and duckzone503 types. And now it’s like trying to talk to 500 different ballz alts here.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Youve been exceptionally asshurt for months now.ntxduck said:
Ask your southern boy from tejas.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Why?ntxduck said:
This board has developed brain rot this season.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Lanning is a good coach with a rivalry game problem.1to392831weretaken said:So have we decided that Lanning is good now?
To me, he looks and acts coked out every time I see him, but it's hard to argue with results. A couple of losses to Warshington aside, his defense plays impressively well in spite of having Tosh as a DC, and the offense is very well designed and balanced.
Maybe he gets it together against UW and Beav, maybe he doesn't.
But he is a southern boy from Tejas, and Oregon having to plug in yet another coach is better for UW than the alternative
There used to be some smart people on here. Now it’s basically the Oregonlive comments section circa 2003
Cant imagine why
Let me know where in Texas Lanning is from. I think you’re onto something there.
Still southern cuntry.
Why so upset? His wife has a Texas tattoo in his tattoo.
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SEC west whenever Saban retires will be the place to be, it’s a smart move
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So you’re saying when Oklahoma or Texas fire their retards … bad tattoo guy is first in line?bisonduck said:
He grew up with Missouri in Big 12 country. Ergo, he’s a midwestern guy through and through.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
He’s from Missouri. Missouri is in the SEC. Ergo, Lanning is a southern man.bisonduck said:
He’s midwestern Kansas City but keep trying. His dream job is the Chiefs.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Ah, I see he is from Missouri.ntxduck said:
Lol. Totally. If I’m “asshurt” about anything it’s that this place used to be my go-to spot to discuss football because all the Oregon boards are full of pweston and duckzone503 types. And now it’s like trying to talk to 500 different ballz alts here.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Youve been exceptionally asshurt for months now.ntxduck said:
Ask your southern boy from tejas.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Why?ntxduck said:
This board has developed brain rot this season.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Lanning is a good coach with a rivalry game problem.1to392831weretaken said:So have we decided that Lanning is good now?
To me, he looks and acts coked out every time I see him, but it's hard to argue with results. A couple of losses to Warshington aside, his defense plays impressively well in spite of having Tosh as a DC, and the offense is very well designed and balanced.
Maybe he gets it together against UW and Beav, maybe he doesn't.
But he is a southern boy from Tejas, and Oregon having to plug in yet another coach is better for UW than the alternative
There used to be some smart people on here. Now it’s basically the Oregonlive comments section circa 2003
Cant imagine why
Let me know where in Texas Lanning is from. I think you’re onto something there.
Still southern cuntry.
Why so upset? His wife has a Texas tattoo in his tattoo.
Kick rocks -
I don't think Lanning would take that jerb BUT I also don't know how any Duck fan could ever be confident that an HC would stay.
Guessing this is Lanning's Auburn that gets him a big raise and he's gonezo next year or the year after. -
Yes, the dude is a nobody fishing for clicks. Hence it going viral on this bored. #notrootedinsubstancebisonduck said: -
The whole Lanning -> atm thing is just for laughs. Oregon will get some other young keg boy because the main needed attributes are 'Are you in your mid thirties and will you dance around on the streets of Yelm with pom poms for high school kids'. The rest will take care of itself and they will still roughly be what they are now.
Helfrich failed trying to do it the REAL Oregon way, which is why he was fired. -
Helfrich was fired because he was a fucking loser who made terrible coordinator hireshaie said:The whole Lanning -> atm thing is just for laughs. Oregon will get some other young keg boy because the main needed attributes are 'Are you in your mid thirties and will you dance around on the streets of Yelm with pom poms for high school kids'. The rest will take care of itself and they will still roughly be what they are now.
Helfrich failed trying to do it the REAL Oregon way, which is why he was fired.






