Lanning to aTm
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Oregon will be fine even if Lanning leaves. They have been able to plug and play coaches for the last decade. It'll just be fun to see the "Thank God we got rid of that slimy Tahgart/Mario and got a man of integrity in Mario/Lanning who WANTS to be here crowd have to change their narrative yet againflatus said:
So many chins for this post.Baseman said:
I'd think you all would want Lannbo to STAY forever. 0-2 vs UW and guaranteed to blow 1-2 games per year with asinine playcalls. -
I wish I would’ve pulled out.LoneStarDawg said:
@Doog_de_Jour says you can’t pull out without warning, you just can’tDoog_de_Jour said:Hopefully he gets hit with all sorts of withdrawal fees.
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I’m sure Oregon will find a good replacement for Lanning.
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Hoping for Taggert energyTheHB said:I’m sure Oregon will find a good replacement for Lanning.
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I wouldn’t mind Kiffen tweets and pressers.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Hoping for Taggert energyTheHB said:I’m sure Oregon will find a good replacement for Lanning.
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This is a good poast. Nice job.bisonduck said:
I wouldn’t mind Kiffen tweets and pressers.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Hoping for Taggert energyTheHB said:I’m sure Oregon will find a good replacement for Lanning.
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I regret to inform Duck fans that it’s over
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LMFAOdoog_codpiece said:I regret to inform Duck fans that it’s over
Btw, too lazy to look at this but isn’t this the Twitter handle that got everything wrong during realignment? -
LOL, from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Lanning
"Texas A&M
After losing the Pac-12 championship, Lanning accepted the job at Texas A&M for a massive 4-year, $40 million dollar contract making him a top 10 paid coach in college football. Many fans thought this move was a bit quick since he's only been a head coach for 2 years, but it was very necessary given Texas A&M's past failure. During his opening press conference he cited his love for the SEC and was quoted saying, "It just means more down here. I loved my time in Eugene, but the South made me and I missed it every day. There were big games up there, but nothing is quite as big as a Saturday night in the South. I look forward to competing at the highest level and making Texas A&M a winner."
Oregon Retaliation (Night of the Burning Duck)
Oregon A.D. Rob Mullens publicly shamed Lanning after his departure quoted as saying "Truly unbelievable. We gave this guy a chance, then he goes and does this? Boo him and Loser A&M". Soon after the announcement was made, students and fans took to the street leading to one of the worst disasters in history. It started peacefully as students chanted and walked through campus, but it soon turned deadly as fans caught a glimpse of Lanning landing in College Station. Molotov cocktails were soon crafted and Eugene was ablaze for 7 days and 7 nights. The damage is quoted at $45 million dollars." -
I’d contribute but apparently my IP address is currently banned from editing? It says the ban will expire in 3 years.Southerndawg said:
LOL, from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Lanning
"Texas A&M
After losing the Pac-12 championship, Lanning accepted the job at Texas A&M for a massive 4-year, $40 million dollar contract making him a top 10 paid coach in college football. Many fans thought this move was a bit quick since he's only been a head coach for 2 years, but it was very necessary given Texas A&M's past failure. During his opening press conference he cited his love for the SEC and was quoted saying, "It just means more down here. I loved my time in Eugene, but the South made me and I missed it every day. There were big games up there, but nothing is quite as big as a Saturday night in the South. I look forward to competing at the highest level and making Texas A&M a winner."
Oregon Retaliation (Night of the Burning Duck)
Oregon A.D. Rob Mullens publicly shamed Lanning after his departure quoted as saying "Truly unbelievable. We gave this guy a chance, then he goes and does this? Boo him and Loser A&M". Soon after the announcement was made, students and fans took to the street leading to one of the worst disasters in history. It started peacefully as students chanted and walked through campus, but it soon turned deadly as fans caught a glimpse of Lanning landing in College Station. Molotov cocktails were soon crafted and Eugene was ablaze for 7 days and 7 nights. The damage is quoted at $45 million dollars." -
Who new Lanning got Jeremy Steven sloppy seconds?Doog_de_Jour said:
Yup. He put in more thought to the visual and thematic elements of that tattoo than most Art History grad students do their thesis papers.PostGameOrangeSlices said:The fucking scenes if this happens
Doesn't this MF have a tattoo of his wife with an Oregon tattoo on her throat?
https://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/2023/01/oregon-ducks-coach-dan-lanning-gets-portrait-tattoo-of-wife-sauphia-with-several-meaningful-symbols.html
Lanning is Mr. Roast Beef
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Kiffen’s son was in Eugene this weekend on a visit.bisonduck said:
I wouldn’t mind Kiffen tweets and pressers.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Hoping for Taggert energyTheHB said:I’m sure Oregon will find a good replacement for Lanning.
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doog are back and with our doog boners out.ntxduck said:
This board has developed brain rot this season.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Lanning is a good coach with a rivalry game problem.1to392831weretaken said:So have we decided that Lanning is good now?
To me, he looks and acts coked out every time I see him, but it's hard to argue with results. A couple of losses to Warshington aside, his defense plays impressively well in spite of having Tosh as a DC, and the offense is very well designed and balanced.
Maybe he gets it together against UW and Beav, maybe he doesn't.
But he is a southern boy from Tejas, and Oregon having to plug in yet another coach is better for UW than the alternative -
Deserves Owen in the Tug because it’s telling for someone who never has an opinion.MelloDawg said:
I’d contribute but apparently my IP address is currently banned from editing? It says the ban will expire in 3 years.Southerndawg said:
LOL, from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Lanning
"Texas A&M
After losing the Pac-12 championship, Lanning accepted the job at Texas A&M for a massive 4-year, $40 million dollar contract making him a top 10 paid coach in college football. Many fans thought this move was a bit quick since he's only been a head coach for 2 years, but it was very necessary given Texas A&M's past failure. During his opening press conference he cited his love for the SEC and was quoted saying, "It just means more down here. I loved my time in Eugene, but the South made me and I missed it every day. There were big games up there, but nothing is quite as big as a Saturday night in the South. I look forward to competing at the highest level and making Texas A&M a winner."
Oregon Retaliation (Night of the Burning Duck)
Oregon A.D. Rob Mullens publicly shamed Lanning after his departure quoted as saying "Truly unbelievable. We gave this guy a chance, then he goes and does this? Boo him and Loser A&M". Soon after the announcement was made, students and fans took to the street leading to one of the worst disasters in history. It started peacefully as students chanted and walked through campus, but it soon turned deadly as fans caught a glimpse of Lanning landing in College Station. Molotov cocktails were soon crafted and Eugene was ablaze for 7 days and 7 nights. The damage is quoted at $45 million dollars."
TITTT
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Alabama is his dream job, and he doesn’t get it by getting his ass handed to him 3-4 times a year in the SEC. He’ll stay at Oregon and a B1G conference where outside of say the top 4 teams is full of a bunch of Stanfords. Get 10-2, 11-2, 12-1 seasons then the Bama job is probably his for the taking in a few years.
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I thought Oregon was a state if Florida stepping stone school.
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Don't see this leading anything other than him getting an extension. It would be nice to create some chaos at the end of the season but whoever they replaced him with will just magically more than they ever will anywhere else.
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Michigan has been neutered?WoolleyDoog said:Don't think this makes any sense. He wants to not going to the Big 10 which will now be Ryan Day, James Franklin, a neutered Michigan and his west coast rivals which is a team that offers $5,000 401ks against their NIL deals and one with the worst culture I've ever seen in college football. I assume Phil and Oregon can match any A&M money. Chip left because he got kicked out of college football for writing a university check to a bag man and Mario left for his dream job.
The move for Lanning is to try and keep winning at Oregon and aim for the Alabama job to replace Saban. -
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He’s from Missouri. Missouri is in the SEC. Ergo, Lanning is a southern man.bisonduck said:
He’s midwestern Kansas City but keep trying. His dream job is the Chiefs.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Ah, I see he is from Missouri.ntxduck said:
Lol. Totally. If I’m “asshurt” about anything it’s that this place used to be my go-to spot to discuss football because all the Oregon boards are full of pweston and duckzone503 types. And now it’s like trying to talk to 500 different ballz alts here.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Youve been exceptionally asshurt for months now.ntxduck said:
Ask your southern boy from tejas.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Why?ntxduck said:
This board has developed brain rot this season.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Lanning is a good coach with a rivalry game problem.1to392831weretaken said:So have we decided that Lanning is good now?
To me, he looks and acts coked out every time I see him, but it's hard to argue with results. A couple of losses to Warshington aside, his defense plays impressively well in spite of having Tosh as a DC, and the offense is very well designed and balanced.
Maybe he gets it together against UW and Beav, maybe he doesn't.
But he is a southern boy from Tejas, and Oregon having to plug in yet another coach is better for UW than the alternative
There used to be some smart people on here. Now it’s basically the Oregonlive comments section circa 2003
Cant imagine why
Let me know where in Texas Lanning is from. I think you’re onto something there.
Still southern cuntry.
Why so upset? His wife has a Texas tattoo in his tattoo.
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The Swaim Show is your source???Baseman said: -
Even @GrandpaSankey can see the state of Texas above her left breast. The fact that it’s on the left is significant because that is also the side most commonly associated with the heart and love. Additionally, when looking at masculine and feminine energies, feminine is also on the left and that energy commonly associated with being a mother.Doog_de_Jour said:
Yup. He put in more thought to the visual and thematic elements of that tattoo than most Art History grad students do their thesis papers.PostGameOrangeSlices said:The fucking scenes if this happens
Doesn't this MF have a tattoo of his wife with an Oregon tattoo on her throat?
https://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/2023/01/oregon-ducks-coach-dan-lanning-gets-portrait-tattoo-of-wife-sauphia-with-several-meaningful-symbols.html
Like I said, even @GrandpaSankey can see that Lanning loves Texas as much as his mother.
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He grew up with Missouri in Big 12 country. Ergo, he’s a midwestern guy through and through.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
He’s from Missouri. Missouri is in the SEC. Ergo, Lanning is a southern man.bisonduck said:
He’s midwestern Kansas City but keep trying. His dream job is the Chiefs.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Ah, I see he is from Missouri.ntxduck said:
Lol. Totally. If I’m “asshurt” about anything it’s that this place used to be my go-to spot to discuss football because all the Oregon boards are full of pweston and duckzone503 types. And now it’s like trying to talk to 500 different ballz alts here.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Youve been exceptionally asshurt for months now.ntxduck said:
Ask your southern boy from tejas.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Why?ntxduck said:
This board has developed brain rot this season.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Lanning is a good coach with a rivalry game problem.1to392831weretaken said:So have we decided that Lanning is good now?
To me, he looks and acts coked out every time I see him, but it's hard to argue with results. A couple of losses to Warshington aside, his defense plays impressively well in spite of having Tosh as a DC, and the offense is very well designed and balanced.
Maybe he gets it together against UW and Beav, maybe he doesn't.
But he is a southern boy from Tejas, and Oregon having to plug in yet another coach is better for UW than the alternative
There used to be some smart people on here. Now it’s basically the Oregonlive comments section circa 2003
Cant imagine why
Let me know where in Texas Lanning is from. I think you’re onto something there.
Still southern cuntry.
Why so upset? His wife has a Texas tattoo in his tattoo.
Kick rocks -
SEC west whenever Saban retires will be the place to be, it’s a smart move
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So you’re saying when Oklahoma or Texas fire their retards … bad tattoo guy is first in line?bisonduck said:
He grew up with Missouri in Big 12 country. Ergo, he’s a midwestern guy through and through.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
He’s from Missouri. Missouri is in the SEC. Ergo, Lanning is a southern man.bisonduck said:
He’s midwestern Kansas City but keep trying. His dream job is the Chiefs.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Ah, I see he is from Missouri.ntxduck said:
Lol. Totally. If I’m “asshurt” about anything it’s that this place used to be my go-to spot to discuss football because all the Oregon boards are full of pweston and duckzone503 types. And now it’s like trying to talk to 500 different ballz alts here.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Youve been exceptionally asshurt for months now.ntxduck said:
Ask your southern boy from tejas.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Why?ntxduck said:
This board has developed brain rot this season.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Lanning is a good coach with a rivalry game problem.1to392831weretaken said:So have we decided that Lanning is good now?
To me, he looks and acts coked out every time I see him, but it's hard to argue with results. A couple of losses to Warshington aside, his defense plays impressively well in spite of having Tosh as a DC, and the offense is very well designed and balanced.
Maybe he gets it together against UW and Beav, maybe he doesn't.
But he is a southern boy from Tejas, and Oregon having to plug in yet another coach is better for UW than the alternative
There used to be some smart people on here. Now it’s basically the Oregonlive comments section circa 2003
Cant imagine why
Let me know where in Texas Lanning is from. I think you’re onto something there.
Still southern cuntry.
Why so upset? His wife has a Texas tattoo in his tattoo.
Kick rocks -
I don't think Lanning would take that jerb BUT I also don't know how any Duck fan could ever be confident that an HC would stay.
Guessing this is Lanning's Auburn that gets him a big raise and he's gonezo next year or the year after. -
Yes, the dude is a nobody fishing for clicks. Hence it going viral on this bored. #notrootedinsubstancebisonduck said: -
The whole Lanning -> atm thing is just for laughs. Oregon will get some other young keg boy because the main needed attributes are 'Are you in your mid thirties and will you dance around on the streets of Yelm with pom poms for high school kids'. The rest will take care of itself and they will still roughly be what they are now.
Helfrich failed trying to do it the REAL Oregon way, which is why he was fired. -
Helfrich was fired because he was a fucking loser who made terrible coordinator hireshaie said:The whole Lanning -> atm thing is just for laughs. Oregon will get some other young keg boy because the main needed attributes are 'Are you in your mid thirties and will you dance around on the streets of Yelm with pom poms for high school kids'. The rest will take care of itself and they will still roughly be what they are now.
Helfrich failed trying to do it the REAL Oregon way, which is why he was fired.
