Mormons at Earls

HuskyJW

Shocker I know

RTD

White bloods?

dannarc

Did you tell them to LEAVE!?

UWerentThereMan

if they start jump chugging, take a video

Purple_Pills

Keep in mind that Ute is the gentile school, so a small % can enjoy those crystal clear Long Island Ice Tea at Earl’s.

DoogmanRefund

I know it’s been like 20 years but that place is still the All American to me. Real Earl’s died when they moved out of the shitty place with the chicken wire.

RTD

Double Rum and Cokes poured by Michele the French lady. Could meet up in the 7-11 parking lot and get a sourdough jack at the same time.

Doogles

HuskyJW said:

Shocker I know

I knew this would be your thread.

LoneStarDawg

Earls without alcohol is like soaking without jump humping

DoogieMcDoogerson

Some great memories at earl's.

1) OWENTWELVE season, late in the season. Shitty day. 1230 game time. Get to earls like 8AM. Order the shittiest Whiskey they have in 6 shots. First thing we drank that day. Set the tone. Their shot glasses don't cheat ya.

2) Taking my son and his girlfriend there on my son's 21st birthday. He lived up the hill. The evening ended for my son having to call his girlfriend's (well should I say, ex-girlfriend now), parents to pick her up because she wasn't feeling well and thought she needed to go to the walk-in clinic. Life experiences.

3) Being totally shit faced already and having @Rapeculturedawg buy you an AMF (which I had never heard of - I'm old) to chug before the walk to the stadium.

4) Getting totally shitfaced with my buddy Dave at Earl's before a game and encountering a rickshaw and choosing to ride it because of this shithole site.

PostGameOrangeSlices

DoogieMcDoogerson said:

Some great memories at earl's.

1) OWENTWELVE season, late in the season. Shitty day. 1230 game time. Get to earls like 8AM. Order the shittiest Whiskey they have in 6 shots. First thing we drank that day. Set the tone. Their shot glasses don't cheat ya.

2) Taking my son and his girlfriend there on my son's 21st birthday. He lived up the hill. The evening ended for my son having to call his girlfriend's (well should I say, ex-girlfriend now), parents to pick her up because she wasn't feeling well and thought she needed to go to the walk-in clinic. Life experiences.

3) Being totally shit faced already and having @Rapeculturedawg buy you an AMF (which I had never heard of - I'm old) to chug before the walk to the stadium.

4) Getting totally shitfaced with my buddy Dave at Earl's before a game and encountering a rickshaw and choosing to ride it because of this shithole site.

chugging an AMF while shit faced is alcohol poisoning territory

respect

DoogmanRefund

RTD said:

Double Rum and Cokes poured by Michele the French lady. Could meet up in the 7-11 parking lot and get a sourdough jack at the same time.

Are you walking or driving?

LoneStarDawg

DoogieMcDoogerson said:

Some great memories at earl's.

1) OWENTWELVE season, late in the season. Shitty day. 1230 game time. Get to earls like 8AM. Order the shittiest Whiskey they have in 6 shots. First thing we drank that day. Set the tone. Their shot glasses don't cheat ya.

2) Taking my son and his girlfriend there on my son's 21st birthday. He lived up the hill. The evening ended for my son having to call his girlfriend's (well should I say, ex-girlfriend now), parents to pick her up because she wasn't feeling well and thought she needed to go to the walk-in clinic. Life experiences.

3) Being totally shit faced already and having @Rapeculturedawg buy you an AMF (which I had never heard of - I'm old) to chug before the walk to the stadium.

4) Getting totally shitfaced with my buddy Dave at Earl's before a game and encountering a rickshaw and choosing to ride it because of this shithole site.

Apparently everyone has had an unfortunate encounter with @Rapeculturedawg at Earls

AEB

RTD said:

Double Rum and Cokes poured by Michele the French lady. Could meet up in the 7-11 parking lot and get a sourdough jack at the same time.

Greatest fucking post in my 10 years in the shithole

I can’t Chin this enough

AEB

This whole thread warms the soul of a dead middle aged white man whose sole purpose in life is now to make money.

TheRoarOfTheCrowd

The real earl was something… I went in there with older bros during hell week and he took one look at the young poops that stood before him and growled to the kid standing next to me that I’m going to turn you upside down and use your head for a mop

Then widened into a viscous smile and served us all a free beer

Cheers Earl

DerekJohnson

AEB said:

This whole thread warms the soul of a dead middle aged white man whose sole purpose in life is now to make money.

This might fit onto a beer glass. I'll need to check.

Doog_de_Jour

I loved Earl’s. The Utes chose wisely.

dannarc

DerekJohnson said:

AEB said:

This whole thread warms the soul of a dead middle aged white man whose sole purpose in life is now to make money.

This might fit onto a beer glass. I'll need to check.

I'll take two if it does

HuskyJW

Doogles said:

HuskyJW said:

Shocker I know

I knew this would be your thread.

Somebody has to make up for their loss revenue since you no longer partake

RTD

DoogmanRefund said:

RTD said:

Double Rum and Cokes poured by Michele the French lady. Could meet up in the 7-11 parking lot and get a sourdough jack at the same time.

Are you walking or driving?

Usually was stumbling.