If @PurplBaze is banned, I AM OUT
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Fuck you, buddy. Terrorism is hard work. Us professionals just make it look easy.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Baze, blowing shit up from a far away distance is not fucking hard work.PurpleBaze said:After 3 long & exhausting days at work, this was some much-needed malarkey. I'd like to thank the Hardy Har Har Club for participating.

Try walking a mile in my shoe bombs. -
You got me thinking and I have two questions.PurpleBaze said:
Fuck you, buddy. Terrorism is hard work. Us professionals just make it look easy.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Baze, blowing shit up from a far away distance is not fucking hard work.PurpleBaze said:After 3 long & exhausting days at work, this was some much-needed malarkey. I'd like to thank the Hardy Har Har Club for participating.

Try walking a mile in my shoe bombs.
Is it true that when your people blow themselves up in the name of allah that they’ll have a million virgins waiting in the after life?
Still accepting sign ups? -
It is true. Butt, there's no guarantee that the virgins are women. Blow yourself up at your own risk.dirtysouwfdawg said:
You got me thinking and I have two questions.PurpleBaze said:
Fuck you, buddy. Terrorism is hard work. Us professionals just make it look easy.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Baze, blowing shit up from a far away distance is not fucking hard work.PurpleBaze said:After 3 long & exhausting days at work, this was some much-needed malarkey. I'd like to thank the Hardy Har Har Club for participating.

Try walking a mile in my shoe bombs.
Is it true that when your people blow themselves up in the name of allah that they’ll have a million virgins waiting in the after life?
Still accepting sign ups? -
Are they skinny?PurpleBaze said:
It is true. Butt, there's no guarantee that the virgins are women. Blow yourself up at your own risk.dirtysouwfdawg said:
You got me thinking and I have two questions.PurpleBaze said:
Fuck you, buddy. Terrorism is hard work. Us professionals just make it look easy.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Baze, blowing shit up from a far away distance is not fucking hard work.PurpleBaze said:After 3 long & exhausting days at work, this was some much-needed malarkey. I'd like to thank the Hardy Har Har Club for participating.

Try walking a mile in my shoe bombs.
Is it true that when your people blow themselves up in the name of allah that they’ll have a million virgins waiting in the after life?
Still accepting sign ups? -
Now, you're getting picky. Like I said; no guarantees. They could be built like @CFetters_Nacho_Lover .dirtysouwfdawg said:
Are they skinny?PurpleBaze said:
It is true. Butt, there's no guarantee that the virgins are women. Blow yourself up at your own risk.dirtysouwfdawg said:
You got me thinking and I have two questions.PurpleBaze said:
Fuck you, buddy. Terrorism is hard work. Us professionals just make it look easy.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Baze, blowing shit up from a far away distance is not fucking hard work.PurpleBaze said:After 3 long & exhausting days at work, this was some much-needed malarkey. I'd like to thank the Hardy Har Har Club for participating.

Try walking a mile in my shoe bombs.
Is it true that when your people blow themselves up in the name of allah that they’ll have a million virgins waiting in the after life?
Still accepting sign ups? -
Alright, maybe next time. Nacho, might make sense for you.PurpleBaze said:
Now, you're getting picky. Like I said; no guarantees. They could be built like @CFetters_Nacho_Lover .dirtysouwfdawg said:
Are they skinny?PurpleBaze said:
It is true. Butt, there's no guarantee that the virgins are women. Blow yourself up at your own risk.dirtysouwfdawg said:
You got me thinking and I have two questions.PurpleBaze said:
Fuck you, buddy. Terrorism is hard work. Us professionals just make it look easy.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Baze, blowing shit up from a far away distance is not fucking hard work.PurpleBaze said:After 3 long & exhausting days at work, this was some much-needed malarkey. I'd like to thank the Hardy Har Har Club for participating.

Try walking a mile in my shoe bombs.
Is it true that when your people blow themselves up in the name of allah that they’ll have a million virgins waiting in the after life?
Still accepting sign ups? -
Baze, women like, have ALWAYS liked a real man. Metro pussies like yourself turn them off. When she weighs 125lbs, and outweighs u baze, youre out of luck, even with your $200 fake- tear skinny jeans.
Pup can dress in the finest thread, flowing golden locks, the occassional handlebar stash to go with his Filson wardrobe for the fucking hot mature woman..or shave stash and dress trendy for that young 20-30-something. Either way pup tasting cooz juice.
Just depends on my fashion mood.
On other hand, chicks will dance with you and your little frame, accept a free drink, but go home with Pup. Dont forget Baze, pup's smoking 20-something prefers a stash ride from a gorgeous, wealthy and distingued Pup over a Prius ride from a cunt like you;
Aside from your geeky looks paying for drinks with a sock of change aint helping your cause. The magenta Prius is the 3rd strike -
Imagine shaving your mustache to impress a girl!
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You must not enjoy tasting cooz juicePurpleJ said:Imagine shaving your mustache to impress a girl!
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I like to save some for the roadbananasnblondes said:
You must not enjoy tasting cooz juicePurpleJ said:Imagine shaving your mustache to impress a girl!



