Duck shit unis fupdate

dnc · October 2023

https://twitter.com/UNISWAG/status/1713958832588865976

Shit unis come in #2.

Absolute chef's kiss.

PineapplePirate · October 2023

Would have been cooler if instead of green it was red. I would love the blood splatter effect. Instead it’s green and it looks like my dead grandma’s bathroom drywall.

Edit: it wasn’t paint

dirtysouwfdawg · October 2023

PineapplePirate said:
Would have been cooler if instead of green it was red. I would love the blood splatter effect. Instead it’s green and it looks like my dead grandma’s bathroom drywall.

Edit: it wasn’t paint

Daaaaaark shit, dude.

Doog_de_Jour · October 2023

You know what this photo tells me?

Bo Nix is a Christian and his, er, Penix isn’t giving Big Penix Energy.

haie · October 2023

Like it was said on the podcast, wear your traditional colors.

Oregon/Nike has just run out of ideas with these.

It's fucking ducks. You hunt them, cook them, and eat them.

Pussy mascot for a pussy school.

RoadTrip · October 2023

Doog_de_Jour said:
You know what this photo tells me?

Bo Nix is a Christian and his, er, Penix isn’t giving Big Penix Energy.

Blo suffers from micro-penix?

Doog_de_Jour · October 2023

haie said:
Like it was said on the podcast, wear your traditional colors.

Oregon/Nike has just run out of ideas with these.

It's fucking ducks. You hunt them, cook them, and eat them.

Pussy mascot for a pussy school.

I don’t know, when I was little my grandparents took me to a local park and there was a flock of ducks. Back then my hometown didn’t know (or care) about the harm caused by feeding wildlife human food, so my brother and I each brought a loaf of Wonderbread to feed to the ducks.

I patiently tore the bread into tiny chunks - unlike my brother who tossed whole slices (usually in the water followed by a gleeful cackle). The ducks didn’t appreciate this, so a few tried to run up and bite me. I grabbed the still mostly full Wonderbread bag and swung it at the ducks shouting “NO! NO BITING! BAD!”

So the duck can be a vicious animal.

Oh yeah, almost forgot…

…CSB.

Doog_de_Jour · October 2023

RoadTrip said:

Doog_de_Jour said:
You know what this photo tells me?

Bo Nix is a Christian and his, er, Penix isn’t giving Big Penix Energy.
Blo suffers from micro-penix?

Not micro, but nothing to write home about.

EwaDawg · October 2023

dnc said:
https://twitter.com/UNISWAG/status/1713958832588865976

Shit unis come in #2.

Absolute chef's kiss.

Hadn't seen a post about the shit splattered uniforms but I have been saying since Saturday that they were appropriate given some of the 0regon play calling.