ESPN interviews DeBoer about Saturday's game

HairyBallsDawg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI6SNMSffFo

They also point out that Penix is now the odds favorite in Vegas to win the Heisman.

LawDawg1

Sounds like ESPN is trying to call this game the "Border War." news to me.

MikeSeaver

LawDawg1 said:

Sounds like ESPN is trying to call this game the "Border War." news to me.

Hate “Border War.” Also actually never liked “The Civil War.”

Both are hokey and cliched.

I’ve put “Two Dads, One Cup” on the table for our move to the Big 10.

But I think I’ve finally landed on something.

“The Right to Die Contest.”

Modern, descriptive and effective.

RaceBannon

DeBoer always looks confused

I could package the car and life insurance but would that cut my commission on both?

MikeSeaver

In the Right to Die Cup (changing it from contest) the loser has to take the trophy which is a platinum dipped garden hose that is hung around the neck of the losing coach by his coordinators.

dirtysouwfdawg

MikeSeaver said:

In the Right to Die Cup (changing it from contest) the loser has to take the trophy which is a platinum dipped garden hose that is hung around the neck of the losing coach by his coordinators.

Is the garden hose going up any ones ass? Because it’d feel like a missed opportunity if a platinum dipped garden hose didn’t get shoved up someone’s ass.

MikeSeaver

dirtysouwfdawg said:

MikeSeaver said:

In the Right to Die Cup (changing it from contest) the loser has to take the trophy which is a platinum dipped garden hose that is hung around the neck of the losing coach by his coordinators.

Is the garden hose going up any ones ass? Because it’d feel like a missed opportunity if a platinum dipped garden hose didn’t get shoved up someone’s ass.

Interesting.

I don’t usually work blue but you’ve got me thinking.

Maybe the hose runs from ass to mouth? Really drives home the meaning and significance of the hose.

dirtysouwfdawg

MikeSeaver said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

MikeSeaver said:

In the Right to Die Cup (changing it from contest) the loser has to take the trophy which is a platinum dipped garden hose that is hung around the neck of the losing coach by his coordinators.

Is the garden hose going up any ones ass? Because it’d feel like a missed opportunity if a platinum dipped garden hose didn’t get shoved up someone’s ass.

Interesting.

I don’t usually work blue but you’ve got me thinking.

Maybe the hose runs from ass to mouth? Really drives home the meaning and significance of the hose.

Like this?

MikeSeaver

dirtysouwfdawg said:

MikeSeaver said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

MikeSeaver said:

In the Right to Die Cup (changing it from contest) the loser has to take the trophy which is a platinum dipped garden hose that is hung around the neck of the losing coach by his coordinators.

Is the garden hose going up any ones ass? Because it’d feel like a missed opportunity if a platinum dipped garden hose didn’t get shoved up someone’s ass.

Interesting.

I don’t usually work blue but you’ve got me thinking.

Maybe the hose runs from ass to mouth? Really drives home the meaning and significance of the hose.

Like this?

Similar but it’s just the hose not other people.

Just want to be clear.

RedRocket

MikeSeaver said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

MikeSeaver said:

In the Right to Die Cup (changing it from contest) the loser has to take the trophy which is a platinum dipped garden hose that is hung around the neck of the losing coach by his coordinators.

Is the garden hose going up any ones ass? Because it’d feel like a missed opportunity if a platinum dipped garden hose didn’t get shoved up someone’s ass.

Interesting.

I don’t usually work blue but you’ve got me thinking.

Maybe the hose runs from ass to mouth? Really drives home the meaning and significance of the hose.

A golden bottle of bleach trophy will play better with this crowd.

RTD

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