Book: Texas mulled giving Saban $100 million

AtomicPiss

abcnews.go.com/Sports/book-texas-mulled-100m-offer/story?id=24597395

Swaye

That is fucking crazy.

dnc

Worth every pemmy

Swaye

Yeah, I meant crazy he didn't accept it. Took 56M instead of 100M? Roll Tide I guess...

PurpleJ

Worth every pemmy

PurpleJ

Swaye said:

Yeah, I meant crazy he didn't accept it. Took 56M instead of 100M? Roll Tide I guess...

Sounds like Saban knows the SEC is where it's at.

Swaye

He is pretty much a God at Bama. Though I think he would have destroyed it at Texas as well.

CuntWaffle

Worth every pemmy

GrundleStiltzkin

Swaye said:

He is pretty much a God at Bama. Though I think he would have destroyed it at Texas as well.

He would have laid waste at Texas. Alabama has tradition; Texas has tradition and shitton resources.

Swaye

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Swaye said:

He is pretty much a God at Bama. Though I think he would have destroyed it at Texas as well.

He would have laid waste at Texas. Alabama has tradition; Texas has tradition and shitton resources.

Plus, at Bama he has to recruit throughout the Southeast. In Texas, Saban would clean up like nothing anyone has seen. I agree, Saban in Texas, with their recruiting situation, and with their resources, would destroy everyone. Forever.

PurpleJ

Texas should just wait for Chip Kelly to win a Superbowl and pop off. Then, come at him with the same deal.

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleJ said:

Texas should just wait for Chip Kelly to win a Superbowl and pop off. Then, come at him with the same deal.

Good plan, but I don't know how Kelly's "lifestyle" ;-) would play in Texas. Just what I'm hearing.

PurpleJ

GrundleStiltzkin said:

PurpleJ said:

Texas should just wait for Chip Kelly to win a Superbowl and pop off. Then, come at him with the same deal.

Good plan, but I don't know how Kelly's "lifestyle" ;-) would play in Texas. Just what I'm hearing.

I'm hearing it would work out just fine.



He quacks like a duck.

dnc

GrundleStiltzkin said:

PurpleJ said:

Texas should just wait for Chip Kelly to win a Superbowl and pop off. Then, come at him with the same deal.

Good plan, but I don't know how Kelly's "lifestyle" ;-) would play in Texas. Just what I'm hearing.

Someone's never been to Austin.

Swaye

Austin = Hot Portland

sarktastic

Swaye said:

Austin = Hot Portland

so... they have Voodoo donuts and an A-crop?

BennyBeaver

sarktastic said:

Swaye said:

Austin = Hot Portland

so... they have Voodoo donuts and an A-crop?

Have you tried the steak at the A-crop? Not bad for $5.

Dardanus

TheGlove said:

sarktastic said:

Swaye said:

Austin = Hot Portland

so... they have Voodoo donuts and an A-crop?

Have you tried the steak at the A-crop? Not bad for $5.

Worth every pemmy

WilburHooksHands

Swaye said:

Austin = Hot Portland

Actually Portland = Cold Austin. Portland even stole their motto "Keep Austin Weird." Not that I want to get into debating the finer points of hipster kingdoms, but Austin has a little more going for it with boatloads of smoking hot girls and kick ass BBQ.

PostGameOrangeSlices

WilburHooksHands said:

Swaye said:

Austin = Hot Portland

Actually Portland = Cold Austin. Portland even stole their motto "Keep Austin Weird." Not that I want to get into debating the finer points of hipster kingdoms, but Austin has a little more going for it with boatloads of smoking hot girls and kick ass BBQ.

Portland sucks

Swaye

I think we can all agree that Portland = A shitty version of Austin, regardless of temp