Greetings
@SECDAWG and thanks for having me! I'm glad your Bulldogs are finally going to venture out of the south and pay us a visit in Seattle! I know it's rare to get an SEC team to leave the region so I am super honored that your esteemed Miss St. squad is going to make the long trek north to play our Huskies.
You're certainly SEC TUFF which will present a new challenge for my Dawgs and playing with the memory of the Pirate coach himself will give you a mental edge. However, I really think UW has a chance to go all the way this year, and that starts with quality win against MSU!!! Here are 5 reasons I like my DAWGS to win:
1. Michael Penix Jr. He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. After 4 years of high school and 5 years of college under his belt Penix really knows how to stroke it and will do whatever he can to win the game.
2. Offensive Line. We average a weight of 332 across the line, and they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Parker Nailsford, James "Top 5" Atoe, Center, Ossai, Pea Cock. These boys have an attitude and are ready to rumble!!!
3. Inge. A new defensive scheme and a new attitude. Everyone is speaking out about the difference between our game plan on defense vs MSU last year and against Tulsa. you will see a much improved defense on 9/16.
4. Speed, speed, speed. this is the fastest team Washington has had this century, maybe since January 1st, 1992! McMillan, Jalen McClatcher, Germ Bern, Chinvinsible, MJ Ale, Louis Rankin, Chris Polk. The newbies will be inexperienced but we bring a new dimension that the program has not had in years, speed.
5. Time of possession. I think we can win the time of possession battle in this one. the more we can control the ball and keep our defense off the field, the greater chance we’ll have to win.
I think UW wins this one rather easily, say… 34-17???
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I’m not your bud, boss.
Also kinda though there you eluded to WA.
If them fuckers let me down in the PAC or the CFP like I’ve been pimping(I’m all over; including SEacRANT) I’ll never pimp WA again.
Fucking book it.
I can promise you it will not me any skin off my teeth from where I am..if any year from me? All SEC and beyond pimping WA? Better be now.
(He was pumping AZ and me MS ST) not who y’all playing this week.
But still…
Can't tell if counter troll or serious.
Be thankful.
And good luck. Fags, LGBT guysms, Lesbians and straight fucks(seems to be all y’all have here, an array of bullshit I have no idea to congratulate)…