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Doog_de_Jour

I am currently watching 7 games on 3 monitors, 2 TVs, 6 iPhones, and one baby monitor, while drinking whiskey, smoking keef, popping seventy-five pellets of mescaline, doing five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, snorting a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and consuming a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…all while talking shit.

My girlfriend, her girlfriend, my boyfriend, my husband, my second grade teacher and a Korean masseuse are all watching Friends from across the living room and looking at me like I'm a psychopath.

I tell them all I'm a bigger cuog fan than they are and to STFU!

PostGameOrangeSlices

a little embellished but I'll take it!

WSU didn't coug it!! god I love gambling on college football

Doog_de_Jour

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

a little embellished but I'll take it!

WSU didn't coug it!! god I love gambling on college football

Embellished? That’s what I actually did tonight.

DerekJohnson

Doog_de_Jour said:

I am currently watching 7 games on 3 monitors, 2 TVs, 6 iPhones, and one baby monitor, while drinking whiskey, smoking keef, popping seventy-five pellets of mescaline, doing five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, snorting a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and consuming a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…all while talking shit and wearing my New Balance shoes.

My girlfriend, her girlfriend, my boyfriend, my husband, my second grade teacher and a Korean masseuse are all watching Friends from across the living room and looking at me like I'm a psychopath.

I tell them all I'm a bigger cuog fan than they are and to STFU!

fixed that for you

PostGameOrangeSlices

DerekJohnson said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

I am currently watching 7 games on 3 monitors, 2 TVs, 6 iPhones, and one baby monitor, while drinking whiskey, smoking keef, popping seventy-five pellets of mescaline, doing five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, snorting a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and consuming a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…all while talking shit and wearing my New Balance shoes.

My girlfriend, her girlfriend, my boyfriend, my husband, my second grade teacher and a Korean masseuse are all watching Friends from across the living room and looking at me like I'm a psychopath.

I tell them all I'm a bigger cuog fan than they are and to STFU!

fixed that for you

New balance?

Cmon bff buddy. Pgos rather die

DerekJohnson

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

DerekJohnson said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

I am currently watching 7 games on 3 monitors, 2 TVs, 6 iPhones, and one baby monitor, while drinking whiskey, smoking keef, popping seventy-five pellets of mescaline, doing five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, snorting a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and consuming a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…all while talking shit and wearing my New Balance shoes.

My girlfriend, her girlfriend, my boyfriend, my husband, my second grade teacher and a Korean masseuse are all watching Friends from across the living room and looking at me like I'm a psychopath.

I tell them all I'm a bigger cuog fan than they are and to STFU!

fixed that for you

New balance?

Cmon bff buddy. Pgos rather die

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/108307/iu-is-now-the-spokesman-for-new-balance-shoes#latest

Doog_de_Jour

DerekJohnson said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

I am currently watching 7 games on 3 monitors, 2 TVs, 6 iPhones, and one baby monitor, while drinking whiskey, smoking keef, popping seventy-five pellets of mescaline, doing five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, snorting a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and consuming a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…all while talking shit and wearing my New Balance shoes.

My girlfriend, her girlfriend, my boyfriend, my husband, my second grade teacher and a Korean masseuse are all watching Friends from across the living room and looking at me like I'm a psychopath.

I tell them all I'm a bigger cuog fan than they are and to STFU!

fixed that for you

Nobody rocks the middle-aged single dad look like I can.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Sean strickland gonna win me a lot of moneyy!!!!!

Any ufc doogs watching this shit?

PostGameOrangeSlices

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Sean strickland gonna win me a lot of moneyy!!!!!

Any ufc doogs watching this shit?

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Sean strickland gonna win me a lot of moneyy!!!!!

Any ufc doogs watching this shit?

lets fucking GOOOOOOOOO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PostGameOrangeSlices

I am so hungover that I want to die.

BleachedAnusDawg

How did the pegging go?

haie

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

I am so hungover that I want to die.

If you really want to split your brain just tune into Nick Alliotti trying to describe Caleb William's game on the P12 postgame show.

dirtysouwfdawg

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Sean strickland gonna win me a lot of moneyy!!!!!

Any ufc doogs watching this shit?

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Sean strickland gonna win me a lot of moneyy!!!!!

Any ufc doogs watching this shit?

lets fucking GOOOOOOOOO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I remember my get shit faced and have a whole conversation with myself on HCH phase.

DucksFC

haie said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

I am so hungover that I want to die.

If you really want to split your brain just tune into Nick Alliotti trying to describe Caleb William's game on the P12 postgame show.

don't mind old Nick, his brain is still scrambled from the time Connor Halliday threw 100 times in a game on him

PineapplePirate

The DOOG in PGOS gives me hope. Like Santa Kraus gives my kids hope on Christmas Mourning.

PostGameOrangeSlices

PineapplePirate said:

The DOOG in PGOS gives me hope. Like Santa Kraus gives my kids hope on Christmas Mourning.

plenty of reasons for doogs to doog, currently