I make ads. Can't tell you how many times I've worked on brands with College Football partnerships. They need a spot, or a preroll, or whatever... typically the deal doesn’t let client use game film but you can use the mascots. I'm a UW '92 grad. Would love to promote UW. You know which mascots I pick for spots? Not the creepy syphilitic raccoon.
We pick the same characters you see again and again. Sparty. The Georgia bulldog. The buckeye. Even the fucking duck OU stole from Disney. Because non-retards gave a shit enough to create something that looks good on TV. So those brands get reinforced ---- which leads to money to buy winning teams.
But no camera can fix that our mascot has the expression of a cuckold forced to clean up after she-husky's bull. And that loser mug will be the face of our brand in the Big 10?
Unlike others on here, I've been impressed with the leadership of Anna Mari Cauce. But this is her casus beli. Lead UW to a respectable new mascot and she positions UW as a leader in college football for the next 100 years.
I make ads. Can't tell you how many times I've worked on brands with College Football partnerships. They need a spot, or a preroll, or whatever... typically the deal doesn’t let client use game film but you can use the mascots. I'm a UW '92 grad. Would love to promote UW. You know which mascots I pick for spots? Not the creepy syphilitic raccoon.
We pick the same characters you see again and again. Sparty. The Georgia bulldog. The buckeye. Even the fucking duck OU stole from Disney. Because non-retards gave a shit enough to create something that looks good on TV. So those brands get reinforced ---- which leads to money to buy winning teams.
But no camera can fix that our mascot has the expression of a cuckold forced to clean up after she-husky's bull. And that loser mug will be the face of our brand in the Big 10?
Unlike others on here, I've been impressed with the leadership of Anna Mari Cauce. But this is her casus beli. Lead UW to a respectable new mascot and she positions UW as a leader in college football for the next 100 years.
I make ads. Can't tell you how many times I've worked on brands with College Football partnerships. They need a spot, or a preroll, or whatever... typically the deal doesn’t let client use game film but you can use the mascots. I'm a UW '92 grad. Would love to promote UW. You know which mascots I pick for spots? Not the creepy syphilitic raccoon.
We pick the same characters you see again and again. Sparty. The Georgia bulldog. The buckeye. Even the fucking duck OU stole from Disney. Because non-retards gave a shit enough to create something that looks good on TV. So those brands get reinforced ---- which leads to money to buy winning teams.
But no camera can fix that our mascot has the expression of a cuckold forced to clean up after she-husky's bull. And that loser mug will be the face of our brand in the Big 10?
Unlike others on here, I've been impressed with the leadership of Anna Mari Cauce. But this is her casus beli. Lead UW to a respectable new mascot and she positions UW as a leader in college football for the next 100 years.
I make ads. Can't tell you how many times I've worked on brands with College Football partnerships. They need a spot, or a preroll, or whatever... typically the deal doesn’t let client use game film but you can use the mascots. I'm a UW '92 grad. Would love to promote UW. You know which mascots I pick for spots? Not the creepy syphilitic raccoon.
We pick the same characters you see again and again. Sparty. The Georgia bulldog. The buckeye. Even the fucking duck OU stole from Disney. Because non-retards gave a shit enough to create something that looks good on TV. So those brands get reinforced ---- which leads to money to buy winning teams.
But no camera can fix that our mascot has the expression of a cuckold forced to clean up after she-husky's bull. And that loser mug will be the face of our brand in the Big 10?
Unlike others on here, I've been impressed with the leadership of Anna Mari Cauce. But this is her casus beli. Lead UW to a respectable new mascot and she positions UW as a leader in college football for the next 100 years.
I for one quite liked the hype video. Maybe could have used a less gay song, but then again I love gay shit too. This is better than 90% of the shit that the UW Media TardTeam has queefed out the last several years.
When I met Mrs Nacho, her house had a covered, screened in back porch. Her 2 cats lived out there and that’s where she put their food. It wasn’t uncommon at night to see raccoons or possums coming into the porch to steal their food.
I chased a possum out once and then kicked it across the yard when it froze.
Never worried about the raccoons until a sickly looking one came in in broad daylight so I grabbed a broom handle and beat it to death.
I wanted to put its head on a pole as a warning to the rest of them but Mrs Nacho said no.
When I met Mrs Nacho, her house had a covered, screened in back porch. Her 2 cats lived out there and that’s where she put their food. It wasn’t uncommon at night to see raccoons or possums coming into the porch to steal their food.
I chased a possum out once and then kicked it across the yard when it froze.
Never worried about the raccoons until a sickly looking one came in in broad daylight so I grabbed a broom handle and beat it to death.
I wanted to put its head on a pole as a warning to the rest of them but Mrs Nacho said no.
Stick to the Cheese Fetterman. Raccoons can be a vicious animal. Me and Yobates went behind the Mellow Malumute Bar on the Ave to smoke a twisty and there were 2 coeds cornered by a couple big ones. Yobates told them to drop the Burritos and they would go away. But Pup knew that wouldn’t work. Only a display of dominance would. So Pup hits them Coons with a double daffee and they scurried off to the Ave. fast forward and Pup is knee deep into panty droppers while Yo gets a peak every now and then from the rear view window in the drivers seat.
UW Animal killed it with his first one of the season last year - the Michigan State one. Great song, great pacing, and just the right amount of theme. None since have lived up to that standard. It's not easy and I appreciate the guy trying. Our media team has sucked so very hard for so very long that you have to get contributions from fans. Also, Harry the Husky has dark syphilis circles under his eyes and that also should probably change.
Sounds like you’re saying Jen gave Harry the Husky syphilis.
I'm saying a mascot is either badass, clever, or amusing. Ours is horribly designed - the most beta, simpish possible interpretation of a husky. Everything matters. Let's use some of that $ we're saving on NIL and make a better costume.
I don't usually pay much attention to such things, but seriously. What the actual fuck was the designer of that suit thinking? If I showed that thing to 100 random people and asked what it represents, I doubt more than 15-20 would say it's a husky.
It looks like a furry walking around cap hill.
It's the worst mascot in D1 sports
We have the dog, we dont need a retard in an outfit
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I make ads. Can't tell you how many times I've worked on brands with College Football partnerships. They need a spot, or a preroll, or whatever... typically the deal doesn’t let client use game film but you can use the mascots. I'm a UW '92 grad. Would love to promote UW. You know which mascots I pick for spots? Not the creepy syphilitic raccoon.
We pick the same characters you see again and again. Sparty. The Georgia bulldog. The buckeye. Even the fucking duck OU stole from Disney. Because non-retards gave a shit enough to create something that looks good on TV. So those brands get reinforced ---- which leads to money to buy winning teams.
And be clear… our raccoon does look like shit on TV. Especially in a lineup next to any other mascot. Its complexion is bizzarely darker than any natural-born husky, such that it doesn’t read on screen. Black people have to deal with this shit all the time, so much so that Google, then Samsung and Apple, have put millions into helping them out. https://www.wsj.com/articles/google-built-the-pixel-6-camera-to-better-portray-people-with-darker-skin-tones-does-it-11635177665
But no camera can fix that our mascot has the expression of a cuckold forced to clean up after she-husky's bull. And that loser mug will be the face of our brand in the Big 10?
Unlike others on here, I've been impressed with the leadership of Anna Mari Cauce. But this is her casus beli. Lead UW to a respectable new mascot and she positions UW as a leader in college football for the next 100 years.
Every bored has one.
I chased a possum out once and then kicked it across the yard when it froze.
Never worried about the raccoons until a sickly looking one came in in broad daylight so I grabbed a broom handle and beat it to death.
I wanted to put its head on a pole as a warning to the rest of them but Mrs Nacho said no.
Free pub!!
It's the worst mascot in D1 sports
We have the dog, we dont need a retard in an outfit