So I went to the par 3 this morning by myself at 6a.m.

DerekJohnson

Last weekend I shot a 43 on that par 3 course. This morning I shot a 36 and that includes a penalty shot and one ridiculous 3-putt on #5 when I stuck my tee shot within seven feet of the pin.

That ol' Johnson magic is slowly returning... Already excited about the 2024 Hardcore Husky Fucktard Open at Tetherow!!1!!

PurpleBaze

Johnson Magic!

Is that like Big Penix Energy?

Fear_Boner

Were you able to master the windmill?

TheHB

Glad you wrote your name and dated it. Don’t want to be DQ’ed.

YellowSnow

I had to hurt Stalin’s pride a bit to motivate my pal.

Mad_Son

This idiot just doxxed himself

DerekJohnson

YellowSnow said:

I had to hurt Stalin’s pride a bit to motivate my pal.

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DerekJohnson

Just got off the phone with my dad whom in his early days once shot a 67 in tourney play. I told him about my ridiculous three putt. "Being too aggressive, ball probably rocketed right past the hole, eh son?"

YellowSnow

DerekJohnson said:

YellowSnow said:

I had to hurt Stalin’s pride a bit to motivate my pal.

??

I won the inaugural HH golf classic!!!

DerekJohnson

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

YellowSnow said:

I had to hurt Stalin’s pride a bit to motivate my pal.

??

I won the inaugural HH golf classic!!!

Oh I see said @GrandpaSankey

Joey

DoogieMcDoogerson

How does one make double on a 95 yard hole? Give us the shot by shot.

DerekJohnson

DoogieMcDoogerson said:

How does one make double on a 95 yard hole? Give us the shot by shot.

Tee shot: Topped the ball and it was like a Randy Johnson slider that nosedived right into a marsh (1)
Drop ball penalty (2)
Chip onto green (3)
Two putt (5)

(The only shot that round where I topped the ball)

DerekJohnson

I took this pic on #9 and didn't realize it came out so nicely.

DerekJohnson

and yes I made that putt for a par

DerekJohnson

YellowSnow said:

DerekJohnson said:

YellowSnow said:

I had to hurt Stalin’s pride a bit to motivate my pal.

??

I won the inaugural HH golf classic!!!