I'm hearing Dawgnews is

MikeDamone

Conspicuous by his absence.

Probably waiting for his NCAA guy to call tomorrow at 9 am with the full scoop before he lets everyone know what going on.

Meek

Actually I saw him at Starbucks giving away bananas... he's offline.

MikeDamone

Meek said:

Actually I saw him at Starbucks giving away bananas... he's offline.

Did he get in trouble ?

AZDuck

Those of you with access must get screengrabs and such. There are 35 fucktards in chat over there right now... PREMIUM COMEDY GOLD is being disbursed... and I'm too cheap to do it myself.

bananasnblondes

Saw that thread. Somebody dared to question why dawgnews would have any information that others would not. He was quickly chastised for his insolence. And of course, there is the "Kim,what are you hearing?" thread. If there's one person who has proven that he has no idea what's going on in the situation, it's Captain Starbucks McBananaface

Meek

MikeDamone said:

Meek said:

Actually I saw him at Starbucks giving away bananas... he's offline.

Did he get in trouble ?

oddly, only with the blondes.

bananasnblondes

The prayers of the people have been answered. Dawgnews has descended from his throne and graced the dawgman common folk with his prophecy on what Oregon's punishment SHOULD be. All praise to Dawgnews

RoadDawg55

bananasnblondes said:

Saw that thread. Somebody dared to question why dawgnews would have any information that others would not. He was quickly chastised for his insolence. And of course, there is the "Kim,what are you hearing?" thread. If there's one person who has proven that he has no idea what's going on in the situation, it's Captain Starbucks McBananaface

To parapahse, one poster said, "LOL at you guys who think DawgNews can give you any real insight to the Oregon penalties."

The next poster responded, "LOL at you thinking Dawgnews does not have any insight on Oregon."

Dawgnews

Bullshit. Here's what I posted on the premium bored:

sadlyno.com/archives/38796.html#comment-1328088

HillsboroDuck

"So we find out tomorrow. Nobody in the their right mind could begin to predict what will happen."

Fleenor > Grinolds

TierbsHsotBoobs

So Fleenor's sources apparently are more worthless than your average eDuck mouthbreather:

"As soon as I heard the NCAA would announce tomorrow I called my best source – a guy that worked on the investigation early on before he went into private business. He told me he saw no way that Oregon would not get some sort of sanctions that included bowl ban and scholarships. He has not been on the is case for almost 8 months.

I guess we all will have to wait until tomorrow – but if Oregon fans end up correct and its only a few scholarships then the NCAA should be tagged with the failure to monitor its members. A slap on the wrist should signal a free for all in college football with massive cheating getting the stamp of approval. I know I will tell Scott Woodward that our coaches should go out and cheat all they want."

LOL

MikeDamone

I will also tell Scott Woodward to let the coaches cheat. Anyone else going to do that?

HillsboroDuck

I know I will tell Scott Woodward that our coaches should go out and cheat all they want."

Sounds like if Oregon gets a slap on the wrist things could get real interesting. If not, it will be interesting.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Oregon didn't even get a slap on the wrist:

One scholly for two years.
Three years of probation.
Reduced visits.
18 month show cause for Chip.
No bowl ban.
No vacated wins.

http://www.goducks.com/pdf9/2348690.pdf?DB_OEM_ID=500

Why was this worth the COI investigation again?

HillsboroDuck

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Oregon didn't even get a slap on the wrist:

One scholly for two years.
Three years of probation.
Reduced visits.
18 month show cause for Chip.
No bowl ban.
No vacated wins.

http://www.goducks.com/pdf9/2348690.pdf?DB_OEM_ID=500

Why was this worth the COI investigation again?

That's hilarious. I didn't even expect the slap to be that light. LOL.

section8

That's not even a slap, thats practically a hand job

Mad_Son

HillsboroDuck said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Oregon didn't even get a slap on the wrist:

One scholly for two years.
Three years of probation.
Reduced visits.
18 month show cause for Chip.
No bowl ban.
No vacated wins.

http://www.goducks.com/pdf9/2348690.pdf?DB_OEM_ID=500

Why was this worth the COI investigation again?

That's hilarious. I didn't even expect the slap to be that light. LOL.

RoadDawg55

Dawgnews is a fucking moron. When Fleenor and Steelheader were scissoring each others cunts on dawgman, everyone acted like Steelheader was the only idiot. I remarked that both of them were idiots and gave countless examples of dumb predictions/observations Fleenor had made.

Kim and Fleenor make a great team. Two shitheads who will stop at nothing to feel important.

MikeDamone

So the hammer didn't drop?

MikeDamone

RoadDawg55 said:

Dawgnews is a fucking moron. When Fleenor and Steelheader were scissoring each others cunts on dawgman, everyone acted like Steelheader was the only idiot. I remarked that both of them were idiots and gave countless examples of dumb predictions/observations Fleenor had made.

Kim and Fleenor make a great team. Two shitheads who will stop at nothing to feel important.

Haha. @puppylove_sugarsteel

GreenRiverGatorz

For someone who legitimately gives a shit load of money to the AD, he has a shocking lack of access. Just think how much of an unlikable cunt one has to be to write that many checks and still get the cold shoulder. Fuckers like @backthepack get twice the info with their shitty teenager group chats that are lit.