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46XiJCAB
46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
in Tug Tavern

Q: How do you get Trump off a hooker?

A: With a crane.

Come on, you know that’s funny.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,188 Founders Club
    THUD
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  • LebamDawg
    LebamDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,793 Swaye's Wigwam
    beautiful lady gets on an elevator and Trump is on it

    She offers him a BJ

    Trumps says "What's in it for me?"


    better joke
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  • Blueduck
    Blueduck Member Posts: 1,615
    Blonde brunette and a Red head walk into a bar.

    Barkeep to Red head "what will you have?"
    Red head ...."Bud"
    Barkeep... Budweiser?
    Red head " Yeah duh!"

    Barkeep to Brunette.. "How about you?"
    Brunette "I'll have a JD and Coke "
    Bar keep "Jack Daniels?"
    Brunette " Yeah Duh!

    Barkeep to Blonde. "And you Ma'am?"
    Blonde "Oh I'll have a Fifteen"
    Barkeep Ma'am, I'm sorry I don't know what that is.
    Blonde It's a Seven and 7 Duuuuuhhh!
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  • TXDawg
    TXDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 851 Founders Club
    edited August 2023
    46XiJCAB said:


    Q: How do you get Trump off a hooker?

    A: With a crane. Tell him she's running for 2nd VP term.

    Come on, you know that’s funny.

    Fixed it for ya.
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