Heard a funny joke today

46XiJCAB

Q: How do you get Trump off a hooker?

A: With a crane.

Come on, you know that’s funny.

RaceBannon

THUD

LebamDawg

beautiful lady gets on an elevator and Trump is on it

She offers him a BJ

Trumps says "What's in it for me?"


better joke

Blueduck

Blonde brunette and a Red head walk into a bar.

Barkeep to Red head "what will you have?"
Red head ...."Bud"
Barkeep... Budweiser?
Red head " Yeah duh!"

Barkeep to Brunette.. "How about you?"
Brunette "I'll have a JD and Coke "
Bar keep "Jack Daniels?"
Brunette " Yeah Duh!

Barkeep to Blonde. "And you Ma'am?"
Blonde "Oh I'll have a Fifteen"
Barkeep Ma'am, I'm sorry I don't know what that is.
Blonde It's a Seven and 7 Duuuuuhhh!

TXDawg

46XiJCAB said:

Q: How do you get Trump off a hooker?

A: With a crane. Tell him she's running for 2nd VP term.

Come on, you know that’s funny.

Fixed it for ya.