Imagine watching women's soccer. It's August. Go fly a kite or something.
Fuck Off
Non gay men enjoy watching svelte young ladies run around in shorts and take cheap shots at each other. Plus there's very little wind here to fly a kite at 1am.
I would say the same thing about men's soccer. I will hold the line on socialist sports until the day I die.
Mens soccer is more capitalist in its structure than any American sport. Simple fact.
I don't care about the pay structure. I'm talking about importing the worst, most boring sport on the planet from the poor, socialist countries. Its popularity is based upon being cheap and easy for the poors to play, not the sport actually being enjoyable to watch.
Yes, I am shit-posting on this thread.
When American men parrot this shit, it's like waiving a giant banner that reads, "I am insecure in my manhood!" Same people mostly watch/play golf and baseball, so a kindergartner can spot the contradiction. Soccer, like every sport, has its faults (chronic flopping and nonsensical timekeeping, for instance), but it's only boring relative to a lot of things you're probably into if you either have no idea what's going on or absolutely need it to be boring to avoid cognitive dissonance.
Something isn't enjoyed by a vast majority of the world for any reason other than it actually being enjoyable.
Imagine watching women's soccer. It's August. Go fly a kite or something.
Fuck Off
Non gay men enjoy watching svelte young ladies run around in shorts and take cheap shots at each other. Plus there's very little wind here to fly a kite at 1am.
I would say the same thing about men's soccer. I will hold the line on socialist sports until the day I die.
Mens soccer is more capitalist in its structure than any American sport. Simple fact.
I don't care about the pay structure. I'm talking about importing the worst, most boring sport on the planet from the poor, socialist countries. Its popularity is based upon being cheap and easy for the poors to play, not the sport actually being enjoyable to watch.
Yes, I am shit-posting on this thread.
It was developed in the most powerful nation in the world at the time and popularized by european countries. Ideology really doesn’t play a role in why the sport is big and neither does affordability. It costs a lot of money to maintain the facilities needed to develop talent past kicking a grapefruit in Brazil. It’s popular because people like the sport.
My dads dropped a shit ton of cash for me, before I discovered drugs and pussy, to play year round and travel a lot. I’ve found that the majority of soccer fans I know have played. I can definitely see how others have negative opinions on it but fuck em.
I was lucky enough to win state playing for a rich guy who retired in his 30s. He generously subsidized the team. Later he ended up as the academy director for the Sounders. He had the talent to manage a professional club but never pursued that. Then I discovered how easy it was to get laid by being in a band lol.
You all are confusing "capitalism" soccer with being poor in a third world country and kicking a ball around in the dirt.
I'm glad that Chuck had fun watching that riveting 0-0 tie the other night, though.
I am glad to take all the bullets for the soccer sucks crowd. Seems like a herd of soccer try-hards in here trying to convince each other that their sport is fun.
As opposed to playing beisbol in the dirt? Or basketball?
Also, american football could be a lot more accessible if they took off the pads and played like MEN.
We did when I was a kid. Hell we had a weekly tackle game well into my 20s
I played a minute of youth soccer but my brother and I were boomers all the way. Got kicked out for rough play. A red card I believe you commies call it
For some reason I enjoyed the 2014 World Cup until Mexico got jobbed by the colonialists. The main reason I take shots at soccer is because I have been hearing since the 60s that it is the next American Past time. Tick tick tick but its gaining
Watched Pele on Wide World of Sports Brazil is up there in boomer legend with the Celtics, Habs. UCLA Bruins, and the Green Bay Packers
Very secure in my awesome manhood thank you very much
As opposed to playing beisbol in the dirt? Or basketball?
Also, american football could be a lot more accessible if they took off the pads and played like MEN.
We did when I was a kid. Hell we had a weekly tackle game well into my 20s
I played a minute of youth soccer but my brother and I were boomers all the way. Got kicked out for rough play. A red card I believe you commies call it
For some reason I enjoyed the 2014 World Cup until Mexico got jobbed by the colonialists. The main reason I take shots at soccer is because I have been hearing since the 60s that it is the next American Past time. Tick tick tick but its gaining
Watched Pele on Wide World of Sports Brazil is up there in boomer legend with the Celtics, Habs. UCLA Bruins, and the Green Bay Packers
Very secure in my awesome manhood thank you very much
So you liked to get together with groups of men and roughhouse in the mud without protection? #metoo
Anyways, I’ve always maintained that IDGAF if Americans like soccer. WDWYA. My Mexican frens seem to have taken to wearing USA jerseys at the bar though, so maybe there is hope? Or maybe it helps Trump?
You all are confusing "capitalism" soccer with being poor in a third world country and kicking a ball around in the dirt.
I'm glad that Chuck had fun watching that riveting 0-0 tie the other night, though.
I am glad to take all the bullets for the soccer sucks crowd. Seems like a herd of soccer try-hards in here trying to convince each other that their sport is fun.
More reaching and flailing. I said that I didn't watch itz and I was mocking the game anyways. Your overriding desire to be a dick about this is weird.
As for your last sentence... JFC you're getting worse. You're the one who opened and replied on a topic you're not interested in. You're also the only one telling others what they should think
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Something isn't enjoyed by a vast majority of the world for any reason other than it actually being enjoyable.
I'm glad that Chuck had fun watching that riveting 0-0 tie the other night, though.
I am glad to take all the bullets for the soccer sucks crowd. Seems like a herd of soccer try-hards in here trying to convince each other that their sport is fun.
Also, american football could be a lot more accessible if they took off the pads and played like MEN.
I played a minute of youth soccer but my brother and I were boomers all the way. Got kicked out for rough play. A red card I believe you commies call it
For some reason I enjoyed the 2014 World Cup until Mexico got jobbed by the colonialists. The main reason I take shots at soccer is because I have been hearing since the 60s that it is the next American Past time. Tick tick tick but its gaining
Watched Pele on Wide World of Sports Brazil is up there in boomer legend with the Celtics, Habs. UCLA Bruins, and the Green Bay Packers
Very secure in my awesome manhood thank you very much
Anyways, I’ve always maintained that IDGAF if Americans like soccer. WDWYA. My Mexican frens seem to have taken to wearing USA jerseys at the bar though, so maybe there is hope? Or maybe it helps Trump?
As for your last sentence... JFC you're getting worse. You're the one who opened and replied on a topic you're not interested in. You're also the only one telling others what they should think
I was watching France v Brazil and this left back on France was kinda cute
Sakina Karchaoui
Definitely a good looking girl… body painting pic for your pleasure..
Laura Freigang, Germany
Cheyna Matthews, Jamaica
Atiana Bonmati, Spain
Julia Grosso, Canada
https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/38202378/usa-coach-andonovski-steps-womens-world-cup-exit-sources