Star Wars universe alternate ending poll

El_K

Choose! But choose wisely!

rodmansrage

“Leia flashes her muff” would have been the best ending.


a happy ending ending, if you will.

coronabruin

Luke and Hans come out

Purple_Pills

I vote other. My alternative ending is George Lucas attacking Mickey Mouse with a lightsaber for destroying the Star Wars brand faster and worse than he was.

chuck

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I refuse to vote. All the options are gay.

BleachedAnusDawg

Luke is re-cast as a black trans.

TITTT

DerekJohnson

coronabruin

^^^ Chinnappropriate

chuck

DerekJohnson said:

I actually laughed out loud. That's pretty rare.

DerekJohnson

chuck said:

sometimes as a mod I have to look the other way

chuck

DerekJohnson said:

chuck said:

sometimes as a mod I have to look the other way

I was relieved when I woke up the morning after posting that and found that I wasn't chained to a post in northern Siberia.

DerekJohnson

chuck said:

DerekJohnson said:

chuck said:

sometimes as a mod I have to look the other way

I was relieved when I woke up the morning after posting that and found that I wasn't chained to a post in northern Siberia.

Sometime in the future I'm going to delete a post and send a little warning PM to some idiot and they're gonna go, "Oh, well it's perfectly fine for Chuck to post a gif of George Lucas raping a stormtrooper, but I post a harmless clip from Debbie Does Dallas and its off to the gulag for me? WTF Stalin!"

huskyhooligan

Leia joins Vader

I voted for Leia mostly because I just assume at that point Luke kills Vader, and Han reluctantly kills Leia, and as a result we don't get the abominations of the last three movies where we had a lot of Leia, and very little Luke.

chuck

DerekJohnson said:

chuck said:

DerekJohnson said:

chuck said:

sometimes as a mod I have to look the other way

I was relieved when I woke up the morning after posting that and found that I wasn't chained to a post in northern Siberia.

Sometime in the future I'm going to delete a post and send a little warning PM to some idiot and they're gonna go, "Oh, well it's perfectly fine for Chuck to post a gif of George Lucas raping a stormtrooper, but I post a harmless clip from Debbie Does Dallas and its off to the gulag for me? WTF Stalin!"

You should put the South Park clause in writing and add it to the rules, then there's no argument.

I just made up the South Park clause. Let me know if you need a hand with the language.