I like it when

CheersWestDawg

Grocery stores put inventory control tags on lambskin condoms. That way when I go through the self checkout line, the sensor beeps extremely loud. Then I like it when the bitch checker assigned to the self checkout line looks at my items and blushes when she sees the lambskin condoms. I'm glad that purchasing a simple item like that attracts so much attention to me.

Meek

sounds like you're into bestiality. cool story bro.

MikeDamone

Lambskin doesn't prevent STDs

HTH

CheersWestDawg

MikeDamone said:

Lambskin doesn't prevent STDs

HTH

I know. I only fuck hookers that don't have an STD.

MikeDamone

CheersWestDawg said:

MikeDamone said:

Lambskin doesn't prevent STDs

HTH

I know. I only fuck hookers that don't have an STD.

Me too.

section8

Bare pickle>lambskin>rubber

TheKobeStopper

Condoms are for fags. NTTAWWT.

BertWinthrop

I generally turn condoms inside out, so they're ribbed for my pleasure.

TierbsHsotBoobs

The fuck is a condom?

Southerndawg

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

"The fuck is a condom?"

- Freddie Mercury

HuskyJW

Kelso has hookers?

DeepSeaZ

I like to use a condom, turn it inside out, and use it again. More Bang! for buck. Zing.

CheersWestDawg

I like to cut a small hole in the tip of a lamb skin condom, then when I start to fuck a chick doggy style, I pull back the condom as hard as I can and tear the condom. Then I can bang the chick with my bare pickle.

I like to do that.

RoadDawg55

CheersWestDawg said:

I like to cut a small hole in the tip of a lamb skin condom, then when I start to fuck a chick doggy style, I pull back the condom as hard as I can and tear the condom. Then I can bang the chick with my bare pickle.

I like to do that.

True innovation. Inspiring stuff!

DeepSeaZ

They are only 81% effective anyway. have you tried playing just the tip? as in just put the condom on the tip. It's interesting if it stays on. It's also interesting if it falls off and gets lost in there.

CheersWestDawg said:

I like to cut a small hole in the tip of a lamb skin condom, then when I start to fuck a chick doggy style, I pull back the condom as hard as I can and tear the condom. Then I can bang the chick with my bare pickle.

I like to do that.

Houhusky

just bare pickle the two hole, problem solved

Southerndawg

Houhusky said:

"just bare pickle the two hole, problem solved"

- Magic Johnson