OFFICIAL Waffles v Eagles divegrass thread

TierbsHsotBoobs

Why are we still in this fucking tournament and will this global nightmare ever end?

Swaye

Most divegrass experts seem to think Belgium is going to pull our pants down and paddle us in the woodshed. So our hashtag nightmare may be over soon...

HuskyJW

Swaye said:

Most divegrass experts seem to think Belgium is going to pull our pants down and paddle us in the woodshed. So our hashtag nightmare may be over soon...

I'm finger-snapping in agreement.

MikeDamone

I'm having a capri sun in celebration of today's events

allpurpleallgold

Who won?

GrundleStiltzkin

Did they lose yet?

CuntWaffle

#IBelieveThatWeWillWin

Kaepsknee

Well we lost but we really won as Belgium is a deeper team and we scored a garbage goal on them. That and we pulled off the greatest upset in the history of the world by beat... er losing to Germany and advancing from the group of no hope and eternal death.

Jurgen Klansman will be lionized and sponsored by juice box companies all around the world.

Soccer fags around the country will proclaim that Soccer is now hear to stay and will point to attendance in Seattle and Portland as proof.

But when shown the track and field-esqe suckass TV ratings, said fags will proclaim that most Soccer fans, while owning Subarus and $100 vests for their dogs, don't own TV's because they are always reading.

Swaye

salemcoog said:

Well we lost but we really won as Belgium is a deeper team and we scored a garbage goal on them. That and we pulled off the greatest upset in the history of the world by beat... er losing to Germany and advancing from the group of no hope and eternal death.

Jurgen Klansman will be lionized and sponsored by juice box companies all around the world.

Soccer fags around the country will proclaim that Soccer is now hear to stay and will point to attendance in Seattle and Portland as proof.

But when shown the track and field-esqe suckass TV ratings, said fags will proclaim that most Soccer fans, while owning Subarus and $100 vests for their dogs, don't own TV's because they are always reading.

Fucking awesome.